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gormless_hedonist
1 day ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Warming the Bed
Hi Guys
Wonder if any one could help? I'm looking for a secluded spot somewhere in the East Midlands countryside that my partner and I could go and be naked without fear of interruption from walkers, farmers etc.. I'm not looking for a dogging spot, or anywhere that will draw attention...we don't want to be watched! Please feel free to send me a message if you'd rather not post here.
Thanks in advance,
GH
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Times are changing!
Though I don't contribute to the forum that often, it's become clear to me that times have changed as membership of the site has increased.
Historically, I've met people from the site generally through the private ads, and have been fairly successful over the years. However, this is becoming increasingly dificult.
So...perhaps it's time to bite the bullet and start attending socials and munches etc.. I haven't done this in the past, for fear I'd be recognised by someone. I work with the public, and my "hobby" would be judged by many people, including my employers, as incompatible with my job.
Any thoughts?
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I haven't been out in Derby for well over a year for the very reasons mentioned. It's so much easier to arrange meets through the site than go and sit in the cold for ages, just for a couple of idiots to spoil the fun before it's even started.
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1) Go to Google;
2) Click on "Maps", then click "Directions";
3) Enter "New York" to "Paris";
4) Check step 24....and don't start until at leat one hour after a meal!
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Quote by Mallock2006
I have no idea about your missing M's but your advert will automatically say "Details removed etc" if you type MSN or Yahoo etc.

He couldnt type MSN......
He'd got no M's rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry redface
Nice one!
I didn't put any contact details, or anything that could be construed as contact details in the ad. I've been around the site for a couple of years and I behave!
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Hi Guys
Wonder if anyone could shed some light...
I posted a new ad the other day http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-1631791.html and have noticed all of the letter M's are missing. They appear when I try to edit the ad, but are still absent from the ad itself. This gives the appearance that I am not the intelligent and articulate guy I claim to be!
The ad also says it has been censored to remove contact details...but none were in the ad in the first place!
Any insight gratefully received.
Cheers,
Jon
Edit: A quick browse of the photo ad's reveals several members with missing M's...the plot thickens!
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Thanks, Felixxx.
(kicks self for screwing-up-by-not-using-search-function-on-rare-foray-into-forum...)
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Hi All
I don't venture into the forums that often (though keep telling myself I should!), but was hoping someone might have the answer to a quick question.
When viewing other members profile photos, if I click a thumbnail photo in order to view a larger version, I occasionally get a message saying "photo coming soon". It's only started happening today.
Cheers
Jon
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Well, that was a pleasant way to pass a Saturday afternoon...although I don't think they were too keen when I suggested we watched the extra time in the FA cup final before getting started!
In this case, there was very little participation from the female. In fact, I'm not that certain whether she enjoyed the experience as much as her other half did. She remained fully clothed, and half a dozen guys took turns to drop a load on her (very pretty, I might add) face. There was no touching, but I knew this beforehand. Still a cool way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
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Well, you may be pleased to hear......or not,......that I'm attending my first bukkake party this afternoon. I'll be pleased to report my findings to the forum upon my return!
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Fuck me gently.......(meant as an observation, not as a request...though as always I could be persuaded!)!!
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Any couples out in Derby tonight looking for a single, discreet, non-pushy male? PM for location.
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Quote by musketeer
I'm left handed and dress left. But then I wank right handed, whatever that means.

It means you're cheating on yourself!!
I'm right handed, dress to the left, wank with the right...
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Quote by bailiffs
where the fuck is burton?

its near derby off the A38 its a very smelly place!!!!!! not far from tamworth and litchfield
louxxxxxxxxxx
I never noticed the smell...I'll have to look (?) out for it!
J
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What a can of worms!
I suppose I am in a position were by definition I am cheating (or at least considering it) on my partner by resuming my lifestyle choice without her knowledge. Now, regardless of what anyone else thinks of my choice, it is mine to make and I have "squared" it with myself.
Hand on heart, I cannot say that I would be able restore my trust in my partner 100% should the shoe be on the other foot. Having said that, I'm pretty sure that if my partner did discover my "dirty little secret", it would be a terminal event in our relationship.
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Quote by HornyRed
i am most definately addicted, not just the sex(is great tho), its the dressing up, meeting like minded peeps, and the general atmosphere of clubs. Gets me really horny. wink :wink: :wink:

I think you've hit the nail on the head...it's the whole experience that makes it so intoxicating. I think I have to try a club...I'd probably burst with the anticipation!
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Hi guys, first thread, so please be gentle!
By way of introduction, I'm Jon, 30 yrs old, based in Derby, not especially new to the scene, but new to SH.
Do you think this lifestyle is an addiction? The reason I ask is that my ex and I were, I suppose, swingers. We never advertised, went to parties or clubs, but it seems that every other weekend, there was someone else in our bed. Having said that, for all I know Sue was a regular here and setting it all up...lol!
Anyway, here I am, three years after we split, madly in love with my new partner...and desperate to get back into the swing of things. My other half has no interest in swinging...not much interest in sex at all, if I'm honest (although her ears did prick up the other day when someone was talking about dogging in the pub). These circumstances got me thinking about the lifestyle, and what I want, and I realise it's not just sex...it's the anticipation, being with like-minded people, the freedom. If it was just sex, I could have an affair, or pay for it.
So I reckon, in some way, I'm addicted to the lifestyle. Once and alcoholic, always an alcoholic, they say. What do you guys think?