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12 Apr 2004

Quote by Heather
I have a question, though... maybe you can help, Harry?
You know those little drop down ladders? One is for emoticons? How to you get the emoticons into your text? I drop it down, select the one I want... but it doesn't go into my line of chat.

Hi Heather,
If your using the Java access to the Chatroom, I'm sorry, I could never get them to work for me either. :taz: As a System Op., I, like all the other Syops use Mirc., mainly for the speed at which pre written scripts/ warnings etc, can be inserted onto the screen.
Smiley's are not included as a part of Mirc and users do not see them when using it, all we get are the type codes. e.g. :lol, or something similar.
Mirc users can use Scoop Script as an addition, which gives the user the ability to be flambuoyant in their composition, with rainbow colours and constructed pictures etc.
This proved to be a problem at one time, and there are rules now governing how many lines of script can be used at once.
The speed at which the chatroom page moves up the screen during busy periods, really precludes the use of fancy type settings unless they are pre-written.
I hope you enjoyed your chatroom visit, and that your eyeballs have stabilised. lol

lol

Do come back again soon, carefull though, it can get more addictive than the Forum.
I hope you read the chatroom rules, heh, heh.
Harry0

11 Apr 2004

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I wish. rolleyes

rolleyes

Harry0

11 Apr 2004

Oi Sarge, get in the queue.
I met Misschief at the Midlands 'Munch'. In approved Redskin fashion I approached her Redskin style, raised my right hand and said "When". She replied, "You mean, How". I said "Me know how, When". Honest it's true ask her. lol

lol

Harry0

11 Apr 2004

Harry0 reporting for duty Sarge,
I just found out my girlfriend who wanted me to go skydiving tomorrow had the parachutes packed by the local W.I. I picked it up by the ripcord and found they had nicked half the silk to make unidies judging by the shapes cut out of it.
I'd be far better off storming the local council offices just armed with a catapult.
Harry0

10 Apr 2004

If I was so lucky to win the Lottery, I'd buy a very nice house, with a very large garden, certainly big enough to breed all the insects I love. I would employ a gardener and have hot and cold running chambermaids, heh, heh.
I would also host swinging parties at least twice a week with a 'Munch' at least once a month. Everyone would be invited and all the booze and food would be free.
However, as I have only won Â£75, once, I may have to wait a little longer for my dreams to come true. lol

lol

Harry0
The oldest Swinger in anyone's Town.

10 Apr 2004

Quote by artificer
When I grow up, I want to be...CLEVER

(like Will, and Sappho...and Sarge.......and Wilma........and Fred..........and Kit....................and Carpathian..................................and Kat....................................
aawwww, bugger it. Too much competition: I'll stay little)

Hey, you forgot me Arty. 61 going on 18 lol

lol

You're not as dim as you make out either, no naturalist is. I said, naturalist boy, not naturist. :lol:
Harry0

10 Apr 2004

Quote by jomu

Thanks for that site address Jomu. I downloaded the PC Doctor on call (free download) and ran it. It detected 288 faults in my system. The Bug Repair Programme I purchased. It fixed all but 15 of the problems which are minor and not damaging to the health of my PC.
My DVD player is now working lol

lol

I can recommend the free download PC Doctor on Call. It will tell you what and where the faults on PC's are. Buying the Bug repair programme was as cheap as taking the PC to the local Computer Shop who have a standard charge of Â£20 just to look at it, never mind try and repair it.
Harry0

10 Apr 2004

Quote by krissxxx
I know nobody gives a toss, and if there are any replies to this post i'll be bloody suprised, but, at long last, i'm back at SH.
I was never really here long enough the first time to establish any sort of relationships with anybody or become one of the regs' in here,, but i always enjoyed logging onto this site and often couldn't wait to get back on.
Unfortunatly for me, the shit hit the proverbial fan and i was left without an internet connection for a while.
Not to worry, back now :-)
hope to speak to y'all soon,
Kriss.

SUPRISE.
Welcome back Krissxxx.
Harry0

9 Apr 2004

Hi Sussexguy,
Thanks for the tips. I have already tried several suggestions made by other roomies or via PMs. I have already re-installed XP Pro, deleted and re-installed many programmes all in vain so far. I downloaded PC Doctor on call and had it run a scan on my computer. It detected 107 errors, many duplicated, and some for programmes I no longer have. but it did list some files that appear to be missing and I'm looking into it.
Thanks to all that have tried to assist me, it's great to know there are so many nice people out there.
Harry0

9 Apr 2004

Welcome to the Mad House Gaz and Tracy, I doubt if you know what you have let yourselves in for, but have fun. lol

lol

Harry0
Another of the idiots.

9 Apr 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

confused

sad

:? :(
WTF is that supposed to mean? :?
Steve
I have seen you side-on Steve, fully clothed of course

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
Who hastily covers his back. rolleyes

rolleyes

9 Apr 2004

To locate an Ants nest simply put a small pile of sugar (a pinch is enough) on the floor or other location where they are seen. Some of it will be eaten immediately but some will be carried away to their nest. Simply follow these ants and eventually you will trace their nests. The grains of sugar are carried in their jaws and should be visible, unless you are in urgent need of glasses.
Similarly, Wasps nests can be located by putting out some finely shredded white fish about the size of a grain of rice. These will be picked up by the wasps. Simply follow them till you loose sight of them, then wait for a few minutes and another will pass, keep following them, eventually you will find the nest site. The small pieces of fish are readily visible and so are easily tracked.
I wish I could find an accomodating female as easily as I can find Wasps and Ants nests. lol

lol

Harry0
Both Ants and Wasps can be of great assistance to gardeners by removing numerous pests.

7 Apr 2004

Quote by gregisthegod
well said that man!!

Greg,
The only way to go at present, is to contact a couple who advertise they are out in a particular area, near you. Arrange by PM to meet them is some place that is not a known dogging spot. Then both they, and you, can play, hopefully without interruption.
Harry0

7 Apr 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Hi Harry,
No luck on this I am afraid, I can find loads of copies, and some good advice but would need to be playing locally to be sure I giving you the right guidence. You may want to try here:
I found the online help fairly useless, but you can submit an email query. You may want to uninstall Intervideo WinDVD as it was sometime after this it all stopped...

Thanks for the advice Tallnhairy, I will look at that web site asap. The WinDVD was only installed today on the advice of my local computer shop, it was that programme that gave me the clue to where the fault was. I have E-mailed Microsoft, but am still waiting and waiting for a reply.
Harry0

7 Apr 2004

Quote by mr&mrsdisco1
try and get a copy of PowerDVD find it plays everything on dvd format

Thanks MrMrsdisco,
But I was using Power DVD when it happened. I deleted and reinstalled it, but it still wouldn't work, so deleted it again. Many thanks for the suggestion though. I think the fault may lie in the Windows XP Pro system32 files. I have tried restarting the system to a date when I know it was working correctly but that didn't help either. Thank you anyway.
Harry0

7 Apr 2004

Recently I hired on of the new write protected DVDs. These mainly 'copper coloured' DVDs have apparently coding built into them which prevents copying. This DVD would not play. sad

sad

Other DVD's of my own, which I have played on many occasions, also refused to play thereafter. :cry: My DVD is a read only, not reader/writer.
I have three media players installed on my computer, i.e Windows Media Player, Interactual Player and a newly installed Intervideo WinDVD.4. The first two refused to work at all. When I tried to play a DVD with the latter programme I got an Error message saying wnaspi file not found.
Does anyone know where I can obtain the said file. I am using Windows XP Pro. The DVD player is a Liteon DVD 16x ROM Drive with atapi.e-ide interface. The DVD drive will place music CD's without any problem, so it must be a software problem on the DVD side.
Thanks for any assistance you may be able to offer. 8)
Harry0

7 Apr 2004

I have always understood that a 'Berliner' was a Hot Dog, hence the laughter when JFK made his now famous 1960's speech. However, as I don't spreken zie German. I will defer to those who do. lol

lol

Harry0

7 Apr 2004

This is not a list of my favourite top ten films, but two names seem to be missing from the names already listed, These are:-
The Wyoming Cattle Company, surely the best 'Western' ever made and a recent DVD release called A Beautiful Mind starring Russell Crow, a true story about a Nobel Prize winner. A deep and thoughtful, and brilliant film.
What I hate are those American films, especially about W W 2 where all the action was carried out by British fighting men, yet because the film was made in Hollywood there had to be the obligatory American star involved. Funny, but the Yanks really believe all they are shown on Cinema, TV, or DVD films, so true history is distorted. Ggggrrrrrrhhhhh.
Harry0
:taz:

6 Apr 2004

It's all a con' folks, the tongue is just there to persuade ladies to try it out. What you don't see are the teeth that will bite you in the ass when you sit down. Try lateral thinking, it may save you some embarrassing explanations at you local Doctors or Emergency Treatment Room. lol

lol

Harry 0

6 Apr 2004

Quote by gregisthegod
I'm that fed up with the newbies around here

wells thats a good atitude.. we all have to start some where, and learn the ropes... or if us so called newbies werent interest.. one day wen ur past it. dogging will decease. so without us newbies, dogging one day will be no more
My previous post referred to the newbies in my 'dogging area'. I have been a dogger since the early 1970's and there weren't any problem until just over a year ago when the press cottened on to it. Several press invasions since then, with the attendant publicity has brought in many newbies who aren't prepared to learn or follow the rules, have spoilt it for most, if not all those, who did obey the rules.
As Jomu said couples looking for couples is Swinging whether indoors or out. Dogging is a couple putting on a show 'al fresco' for anyone who wants to watch, and possibly participate.
New definitions placed on dogging by newbies isn't going to change the way true doggers act and work their areas.
Harry0

6 Apr 2004

Bloody brilliant,

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0

5 Apr 2004

Methinks that this joke has been on this site before, I just cant find the thread. Ah well, it's worth repeating anyway.
Harry0

5 Apr 2004

I rather liked the 'Stoned Criminals' film immediately beneath. Poetic Justice. lol

lol

Harry0.

5 Apr 2004

Quote by FredFlintstone

why do women like shagging men who have been circumcised?
because women cant resist something with 10% off.

Up the Roundheads!
wave

wave

- Sale on now girls - 10% off everything - come and get it! redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:
Fred
Heh,heh, I always knew you had something missing Fred.

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0

5 Apr 2004

I couldn't have put that better if I tried Jomu. I'm that fed up with the newbies around here I've given up dogging, at least for a few months.
Harry0
One of the oldest doggers around. wink

wink

5 Apr 2004

You have a PM. Emma
Harry0

5 Apr 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Hi Lesmond, I`m fairly new here, but I looked at your site, and some of your posts, and as far as I can tell you are doing nothing wrong. You certainly don`t come across as obnoxious, and you spend time replying to the social threads in a friendly manner, I think you are doing just fine . People here come in all shapes and sizes, so please don`t feel you are unattractive, you are no Quasimodo! I think it`s just a case of so many people on this site that it is easy to be overlooked in the crowd. Carry on the way you are, and I`m sure someone will spot you for your qualities, because you do have some nice ones.
((((Lesmond))))
Venusxxx

Are you comparing Lesmond with my Photo Add Venus ??????
Harry0
Add No 55283.

5 Apr 2004

My only fear is being burned alive, don't know exactly why. But I would at least have a source of ignition for my last cigarette. lol

lol

I'm certainly not afraid of any creatures whether, insect, animal, bird or fish. Being alone in the wilderness holds a fascination, rather than fear, either by day or night. Heights are also no problem, as a pilot who enjoyed aerobatics, the world spinning around above my head is exciting. Funny, I can get the same feeling when I've had a pint too many. confused

confused

Strangely, many people fear being alone, and it's not a new feeling either.
Colleridge wrote about it in the 1800's. It went something like this:
Like one upon a loansome road,
doth walk in fear and dread,
and having once turned round, walks on,
and no more turns his head,
because he knows a frightfull fiend,
doth close behind him tread.
Harry0

3 Apr 2004

Quote by DonkeyDavid69
I'm looking for some adult daytime fun with either single ladies or to join a couple for some fun.
I could meet you from work at lunch time and give you more than an appetite during your lunch break or we could have a few hours of fun one morning or afternoon 8)
In order to help me fulfill my daytime fun fantasy you will need to be fairly local to Leicester, although if you can accomodate I can travel
Send me a PM or an e-mail if you fancy this as I have been getting more and more excited about doing this
BTW I'm white, 27 yrs 6'2" tall with dark brown eyes and hair, professional, very discreet, st8 and just looking for some fun, life too short!
Hope to hear from someone soon What do you think

Hello Donkey,
At 27 your well below the age of most swingers who are in the main, in their mid thirties or older. You are far more likely to get some 'fun' in your local club or bar and applying there. If you take the trouble to go through the pages of Forum and Let's Meet you will find a wealth of advice for 'Newbies'.
This site is not a place where you can get a 'quicky' by simply asking for it. Far too many 'newbies' think that a single post will bring women flocking to their door. Unfortunately it doesn't work like that.
We are a community in Swinging Heaven, and it takes a long time for people to get to know you. After all you could be another Charles Manson for all anyone knows. Men outnumber Women on this site at the ratio of 35 : 1 so your odds are very slim indeed.
Stick with it for a month or twelve, you just might just get lucky, but don't bet your life savings on it.
Swinging is a way of life for serious swingers, but, due to the adverse publicity in the 'Press' there have been hundreds of new male members, all with the same idea, i.e. that they can post an add and get an instant result. Sorry it doesn't happen that way.
To be absolutely honest, you would have a better chance of 'scoring' in a Convent .
Harry0

3 Apr 2004

Someone pass Bluexxx the Paracetamol please, and a cool compress for her forehead. kiss

kiss

for bluexxx
Harry0