I used the old RAF bouncing bomb method and got 721.6
Wahoo.
Harry0
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Just beaten that with a 732.2
lol
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Hi DaveJ,
Like you I am predominantly left handed, although I do somethings with my right hand leading.
If your really stuck for some items, there are a couple of UK websites which supply left-handed items.
and
Have a look, they may be able to help you out for some items.
Harry0
Like you I am predominantly left handed, although I do somethings with my right hand leading.
If your really stuck for some items, there are a couple of UK websites which supply left-handed items.
and
Have a look, they may be able to help you out for some items.
Harry0
Orgasminator
Quote by madhoose
is there a spell checker on here ? as , reading through the posts and many of the ads, there appear to be some very obscure spellings of various words, and i know we can all have typos and slips of the finger (now there's a thought!). it would appear that more of us should have paid a little more attention to the teacher when we were young!.
not having a pop at anybody , merely an observation.
Hi Madhouse,
If you have doubts on whether your spelling or punctuation is incorrect, write your 'post' out in a word processing document, i.e. Word or Wordperfect. You can use the spellcheckers and grammar checkers in these programmes.
When you are happy with your text, simply cut and paste it into a posting in here. Most spell check and grammar checkers are based on 'American English' but it's better than nothing.
Have fun,
Harry0
Orgasminator
Quote by gandjmanchester
Thought I would recount my past 24 hours to anyone considering trying Kamagra (a generic viagra).
Was given a sachet on Friday by a workmate, to take for a laugh. It was of the oral jelly type. I noticed no CE mark on the packet, and that it was made by Ajanta lab's in Pakistan or India (I think.)
Anyway to cut to the chase, I took it on Saturday night for a giggle and to give the missus a good night . WRONG.
The next passage describes it's effects on ME and this only represents MY personal experience, the fact that I later checked the Kamagra site and found I had experienced all but one (indigestion)possible side effect did worry me though.
Within 2 minutes of taking it I felt shakey tbh I expected this and the slightly raised heart rate. After about half an hour and with a little fiddling I had a very good result, haven't seen it like that since I was 16 bloody Mahogany mate.
Missus was being a bit strange saying I had gone very red up my neck and head (cue side effect "flushing") I had a thumping head (cue side effect "headaches") carried on but was getting increasingly touchy which ended in me and the missus having a very bad row (don't know if this was down to the Kam')
Finally, missus ran from the house saying I was turning into a soddin' wild-man, I sobbed meself to sleep, and couldn't, you know the old.... whats the difference between light and hard? you can sleep with a light on.
Anyhow, woke up Sunday, splitting head lasted until Sunday night even after 8 Anadin Extra. Right eye blurred and eyelid kept flopping shut (cue side effect "blurred vision with blue tint") tbh the blue tint I only noticed the night before and thought it was cooooooooooool!
Haven't had urinary tract infection yet but feel like I have been ten rounds with a Turkish Tart.
I hope this post helps someone, I will NEVER touch this shit again...
This only goes to emphasise the fact that medicines of this type should only be taken after consultation with your G.P. There are plenty of sites which will supply you with drugs 'Off Prescription' Which should not be taken without medical advice. Unfortunately there are people who think they know better.
You were lucky this time, someone else, may not be. I hope this is a lesson to others.
Is taking a medicine/drug without a doctors opinion worth the risk of possibly killing yourself.
I like sex just as much as any other man, but I wouldn't risk killing myself for a legover.
Harry0
Orgasminator
All very funny so far,
But how do you handle it when you drop a 'Silent but Deadly' in a crowded lift?
Personally, I just move slightly to one side, if there is room, and raise an eyebrow at the nearest bloke. Invariably he looks embarrassed and gets the blame from all the others. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
But how do you handle it when you drop a 'Silent but Deadly' in a crowded lift?
Personally, I just move slightly to one side, if there is room, and raise an eyebrow at the nearest bloke. Invariably he looks embarrassed and gets the blame from all the others.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Harry0
Orgasminator
Hello Redcoat,
As your a newbie here, you may not be familiar with all the recent anti-dogging media attention over the past few months. Car Parks and other noted Dogging Sites have either been blocked off, have their gates locked at night or are well patrolled by the Police.
It's been so bad lately I have given up Dogging entirely until all the furore has died down. There are still one or two places open but it's mainly the weekend when they are used. Even then, it's very hit or miss whether anyone turns up. You can sit for hours without any sign of action at all. :cry:
Your best bet is to wait until someone advertises they are out in a certain area and PM them to find out where they are going to be, and at what time. Failures to show are common even when arrangements have been made.
Make sure you are familiar with the Dogging Rules (see Sticky at the top of this page) and follow them. If you don't you won't get anywhere at all. Remember some people just want to put on a show, and don't necessarily want anyone to join in. Don't approach another car until you are sure they are not just a courting couple. Many a black eye or worse has been received by some men who didn't follow the rules.
Hope this helps.
Harry0
As your a newbie here, you may not be familiar with all the recent anti-dogging media attention over the past few months. Car Parks and other noted Dogging Sites have either been blocked off, have their gates locked at night or are well patrolled by the Police.
It's been so bad lately I have given up Dogging entirely until all the furore has died down. There are still one or two places open but it's mainly the weekend when they are used. Even then, it's very hit or miss whether anyone turns up. You can sit for hours without any sign of action at all. :cry:
Your best bet is to wait until someone advertises they are out in a certain area and PM them to find out where they are going to be, and at what time. Failures to show are common even when arrangements have been made.
Make sure you are familiar with the Dogging Rules (see Sticky at the top of this page) and follow them. If you don't you won't get anywhere at all. Remember some people just want to put on a show, and don't necessarily want anyone to join in. Don't approach another car until you are sure they are not just a courting couple. Many a black eye or worse has been received by some men who didn't follow the rules.
Hope this helps.
Harry0
Orgasminator
Shireen wrote:
You'll be perfectly safe Shireen, I never take my pets to munches, parties or meetings.
Some of them would scare the pants off you...............Now there's a thought.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
Lover of wildlife in all it's forms.
Your into WHAT????????????????? :shock: :shock:
Wonder's whether it's safe to sit next to Harry0 at the next munch
Shireen
You'll be perfectly safe Shireen, I never take my pets to munches, parties or meetings.
Some of them would scare the pants off you...............Now there's a thought.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Harry0
Lover of wildlife in all it's forms.
Orgasminator
I had intended my 500th. 'Posting' to be something more auspicious but in view of the possible severity of this Virus, I thought it more important to S/H Members, than my usual ramblings. Take note folks please.
Source AOL News
1. New Hacker Threat to Computer Users
2. Hackers are threatening to bring down computers worldwide
Computer users were facing a vicious double threat today as yet another new supervirus was revealed while a global gang of hackers threatened to bring down the Internet.
1. The new virus, called Netsky-V, is a next-generation virus that can infect computers even if the user does not open a rogue email.
Previously, viruses only hit PCs if a suspect email was opened and an attachment downloaded.
The nasty Netsky-V version can go to work wrecking computers even if the user only clicks on the subject line of the email.
2. Meanwhile, another gang of malevolent hackers were warning they intend to cause the Web to grind to a halt next week.
Experts monitoring the Web have detected a co-ordinated attempt to hack into the world’s most powerful supercomputers and server systems in an attempt to cause major disruption across the world.
Massive systems at America’s Stanford University, the San Diego Supercomputer Center, and the US National Center for Atmospheric Research have been targeted in recent days.
One US anti-virus expert said it was believed the computer criminals were attempting to harness the massive power of the supercomputers to bring down Web sites and email systems.
A spokesman for AOL UK said: "Computer hackers and viruses are a significant threat to all Internet users, particularly those on broadband. "Motivations range from simple virtual vandalism to serious commercial gain, so they are a threat we take very seriously. For example, AOL provides free email anti-virus scanning for all members and free firewall software for broadband users as part of its subscription to make it safer for its members when they are online."
Up date your anti-virus programmes NOW. people, please.
Here endeth my 500th posting. Yippee, no more chair sores.
Harry0.
Source AOL News
1. New Hacker Threat to Computer Users
2. Hackers are threatening to bring down computers worldwide
Computer users were facing a vicious double threat today as yet another new supervirus was revealed while a global gang of hackers threatened to bring down the Internet.
1. The new virus, called Netsky-V, is a next-generation virus that can infect computers even if the user does not open a rogue email.
Previously, viruses only hit PCs if a suspect email was opened and an attachment downloaded.
The nasty Netsky-V version can go to work wrecking computers even if the user only clicks on the subject line of the email.
2. Meanwhile, another gang of malevolent hackers were warning they intend to cause the Web to grind to a halt next week.
Experts monitoring the Web have detected a co-ordinated attempt to hack into the world’s most powerful supercomputers and server systems in an attempt to cause major disruption across the world.
Massive systems at America’s Stanford University, the San Diego Supercomputer Center, and the US National Center for Atmospheric Research have been targeted in recent days.
One US anti-virus expert said it was believed the computer criminals were attempting to harness the massive power of the supercomputers to bring down Web sites and email systems.
A spokesman for AOL UK said: "Computer hackers and viruses are a significant threat to all Internet users, particularly those on broadband. "Motivations range from simple virtual vandalism to serious commercial gain, so they are a threat we take very seriously. For example, AOL provides free email anti-virus scanning for all members and free firewall software for broadband users as part of its subscription to make it safer for its members when they are online."
Up date your anti-virus programmes NOW. people, please.
Here endeth my 500th posting. Yippee, no more chair sores.
Harry0.
Orgasminator
In the early 1960's, a Battle of Britain fighter pilot was giving a talk to a class of girls in a Convent School about his wartime experiences.
He had chatted for some ten minutes when he started to describe a 'dogfight'
" There I was", he said "At 25,000 ft, upside down, with nothing on the clock. Two Fockers behind me, and another two Fockers diving at me out of the sun."
The Mother Superior jumped up, and said. "I think I should point out that Fockers are a type of German aircraft".
"True " said the old pilot, "But these Fockers were Messerschmitts"
Harry0.
Oh well, it was worth a try.
He had chatted for some ten minutes when he started to describe a 'dogfight'
" There I was", he said "At 25,000 ft, upside down, with nothing on the clock. Two Fockers behind me, and another two Fockers diving at me out of the sun."
The Mother Superior jumped up, and said. "I think I should point out that Fockers are a type of German aircraft".
"True " said the old pilot, "But these Fockers were Messerschmitts"
Harry0.
Oh well, it was worth a try.
Orgasminator
Quote by the_tongue
Ive noticed that under your name that it makes comment with regard to how many posts youve made on the Forum.
Does anybody know how many comments they are and at what points do they change?
I think that mine is very apt at the moment "Slave to his art"
Good morning T.
When Mark first set up the individual numbering of 'Posts' he did list the numbers where the qualification changes. I'm buggered if I can find that 'post' now, but I suppose a search of Marks postings might reveal it again. That's if you have time to troll through a thousand or more postings by him. :shock:
Harry0
Life is short, live it, and enjoy it, to the best of your ability.
An original thought by me.
Orgasminator
Quote by connorcutie
Hi there ladies let me introdue myself, im connor a genuine and confident attractive sexy guy, i have a sexy wicked smile and a pierced tounge that i can asure you is lush for the ladies. The reason why i write is that i am quickly loosing confidence in the becoming the sexually liberated person that i so desire and long to be. I have advertised on swing heaven for some time to to my despair had no such look in meeting like minded people like myself. I am very sexually minded, open with a very high sex drive, i am not only a fashioable sexy guy but i just adore total wild and passionate encounters and i have so many fantasies that i long to fullfill i.e (2 ladies)that i dont no were to turn. I have no problem what so ever in atracting the opposite sex but as you all know readers not everyone has the broadminded views towards sex and life as we do. This is what i desire to make new friends discover new and exciting ventures in life and people. I ask you ladies is there any of you out there that could make time for a very very genuine hansome young man who has a great passion for life and sex and fatasie fullfilmentxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Connorxxx
Hello Connor,
Welcome to Swinging Heaven. My advice to you, as you are a newbie, is to go through the Forum 'Cafe' and 'Lets Meet' sections for 'advice to Newbies' See also the 'Sticky' about 'How to Post'. There is a wealth of information to be found.
You give virtually no information about yourself, only what your looking for. Daydreams about sexual fantacies, usually just end up as daydreams, unfortunately. :cry:
Finding ladies to fulfill your dreams in this site is not going to be as easy as you may think. Just look at the proportion of men looking for women and women looking for men adds. The ratio is approximately 40:1.
Any advert you place will have to be exceptional, simply to get a reply. Meetings are even more infrequent. Every lady has her own preferences as to what type of man they are looking for. If you don't fit her parameters, you won't get a reply.
Take a couple of days at least, to read through the back pages of Forum, then have a think about forming your posts so as to appeal to ladies you wish to meet.
Finally, my usual advice to Newbies. Nothing is instant in Swinging, no woman is going to throw themselves at you gagging for it. If anything, it's easier to 'pick up' a woman in your local club or bar. Sorry, but that's the way life is, even in the world of Swinging.
Harry0
Ladies, please read add no 55283, You may have a laugh.
But I could be what your looking for.
Orgasminator
Welcome Anais, :welcome:
Now that first 'Post' wasn't so hard, was it?
I suppose we all we a little wary about posting when we first came here, but once the ice has been broken it becomes a lot easier. A bit like swimming really. Dip your toe in first, and before you know it you are swimming with the literary Sharks at the deep end.
There's no rule which says you have to post daily, just do it when the mood takes you.
We cover just about every subject under the sun in here (except Quantum Mechanics and car repairs) If you wish to bring up a subject, feel free to do it. :small-print:
As you have probably realised we are a crazy bunch in here. :taz: But you don't have to be certified to join in.
Enjoy yourself.
Harry0
Ladies, take a look at add. no. 55283. I may be just what your looking for.
P.S. that means you as well Anais.
Now that first 'Post' wasn't so hard, was it?
I suppose we all we a little wary about posting when we first came here, but once the ice has been broken it becomes a lot easier. A bit like swimming really. Dip your toe in first, and before you know it you are swimming with the literary Sharks at the deep end.
There's no rule which says you have to post daily, just do it when the mood takes you.
We cover just about every subject under the sun in here (except Quantum Mechanics and car repairs) If you wish to bring up a subject, feel free to do it. :small-print:
As you have probably realised we are a crazy bunch in here. :taz: But you don't have to be certified to join in.
Enjoy yourself.
Harry0
Ladies, take a look at add. no. 55283. I may be just what your looking for.
P.S. that means you as well Anais.
Orgasminator
Quote by Manchester Lad 25.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-70380.html
Might just give up! :cry:
Shall I change the add? Any ideas? Suggestions? Women?!
Getting a reply is difficult, your in comptition with several thousands of men on this site alone. Even if you get a reply, you still have a long way to go. At presant I think the average is one meeting for every ten replies received, and even then your not on a winner. :cry:
Most female swingers are at least ten years older than you, and very few indeed are looking for toy boys. I waited for nearly nine months after I placed my first advert, and I was lucky, because we hit it off. She was in her late teens and wanted a 'father figure' to go out with. It was a good job I wasn't her father or I would be doing time for . But it was nice while it lasted.
I know of one man on this site who has a very good 'rep' with the ladies, his advert had had over 1,800 views and no replies. As I have said in many posts on this site. Nothing is instant in Swinging, especially for a young single man. There are one or two who do suceed, but thousands fall by the wayside. Sorry Mancslad, but thats one of the facts of life your father probably didn't tell you about.
Harry0
Ladies, please check out add. no. 55283.
You may get a laugh, or I may be what your looking for.
Orgasminator
Quote by Heather
Busty...
How do you make a Daisy chain? Well, it's a bit like Russian dolls.... one goes inside another, then another, then another.... Got it?
Hxx
I take it there wasn't enough bi men present for someone to shout,"Come on play the game, form a circle lads".
Soz Heather, couldn't resist that.
Harry0
Orgasminator
Quote by Nallers
( ) which should reassure you, or get you scurrying to close ports.
Imagine how boring life would be if everyone had closed ports
It would be like living in a nunnery :confused2:
A few open ports can make life interesting provided you take all the
right precautions :giggle: :giggle:
Closing a few ports might stop some of the illegal immigrants though.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Harry0
Sorry couldn't resist that.
Orgasminator
I'm beginning to feel a bit like you Artie,
I've just checked, and this will be posting 492 by me. I took my time getting this far, but then I run out of 'puff' easily these days. Too many ciggies probably.
Congratulations are also due 'Grandad'. Been there, done that twice now. Strangely it didn't make me feel any older, just a bit 'chuffed' that the family line will continue for many years to come. My congratulations also to your daughter.
As for 'upping tent and moving on', I think you may have a problem there, the land around the Swinging Heaven Camp Site is renowned for being difficult to extract tent pegs from. I enjoyed our chat at the Midlands Munch and wished there had been more time to chat further. We naturalists are few and far between and as far as I know we are the only two on this site.
I for one, look forward to your posts on any subject. It's now the beginning of my 'busy season' with numerous entomological surveys to do, but I will still be in here first thing in the morning and last thing at night.
Again my congratulations on your 500th.
Regards,
Harry0
I've just checked, and this will be posting 492 by me. I took my time getting this far, but then I run out of 'puff' easily these days. Too many ciggies probably.
Congratulations are also due 'Grandad'. Been there, done that twice now. Strangely it didn't make me feel any older, just a bit 'chuffed' that the family line will continue for many years to come. My congratulations also to your daughter.
As for 'upping tent and moving on', I think you may have a problem there, the land around the Swinging Heaven Camp Site is renowned for being difficult to extract tent pegs from. I enjoyed our chat at the Midlands Munch and wished there had been more time to chat further. We naturalists are few and far between and as far as I know we are the only two on this site.
I for one, look forward to your posts on any subject. It's now the beginning of my 'busy season' with numerous entomological surveys to do, but I will still be in here first thing in the morning and last thing at night.
Again my congratulations on your 500th.
Regards,
Harry0
Orgasminator
Thanks for the explanation Sarge.
My Family dropped the 'Von' when they came here as economic migrants sometime around AD750. There is no record of my surname in England earlier than that. I understand my ancestors were Saxon, and they found the Celts didn't like the heels being clicked whenever my ancestors met with one of them, so we stopped doing that as well.
I understand the locals hereabouts are almost willing to accept us provided we keep out noses clean for another few centuries.
Getting accepted by the local population is a time consuming affair, they aren't even on speaking terms with the Normans yet.
Harry0
My Family dropped the 'Von' when they came here as economic migrants sometime around AD750. There is no record of my surname in England earlier than that. I understand my ancestors were Saxon, and they found the Celts didn't like the heels being clicked whenever my ancestors met with one of them, so we stopped doing that as well.
I understand the locals hereabouts are almost willing to accept us provided we keep out noses clean for another few centuries.
Getting accepted by the local population is a time consuming affair, they aren't even on speaking terms with the Normans yet.
Harry0
Orgasminator
Zere is somfink intevesting herein. I vont to know vie zee Sargeant is drifink a Panzer Vaggon. It eez very clearly marked as zo, zee Iron Croitz is clearly displayed on zee Panzer at zee end of most of his postings. :shock:
I fink zis is taking EEC relations a bit too far. Vot is wrong vith hafink an Englander Panzer Vaggon displayed.
Can ve haff an explanation pleez.
Harry0
I fink zis is taking EEC relations a bit too far. Vot is wrong vith hafink an Englander Panzer Vaggon displayed.
Can ve haff an explanation pleez.
Harry0
Orgasminator
Quote by Mark1964swindon
:cheers: Hello Harry, i remember the days we used to have a laugh in the Beta room mate lol, have i been around this site that long now???
Thank's for the input H & yes i know about the inactivity thing, this is totally differant to that as it's usually a mass exodus of all involved but we put up with it as it's like you say sloooooooooooooooow in there lol
Nice to see you again HarryO
Mark
Wahey,
It's a small world Mark. I just didn't connect that it was you, after all it's not an uncommon name in any chatroom. Nice to see you are still at it. Multiple exits are usually connected with Servers crashing through an overload. It happens in the other chatrooms occasionally. One minute there are 150 in the room, next minute 5 or 6. Then everyone comes back saying 'what the F*** was that".
Harry0
Orgasminator
AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH Married.
Don't you two know that the statistics show that 100% of all the people who get divorced are married. Rant over.
May I wish both of you the best of luck for your future. If invited I will do my best to attend your party.
A quiet word for Well_Busty_Babe, don't let the Tongue get you into any compremising positions before the Wedding Night. In other words, don't do anything you wouldn't tell your mother about. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
Don't you two know that the statistics show that 100% of all the people who get divorced are married. Rant over.
May I wish both of you the best of luck for your future. If invited I will do my best to attend your party.
A quiet word for Well_Busty_Babe, don't let the Tongue get you into any compremising positions before the Wedding Night. In other words, don't do anything you wouldn't tell your mother about.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Harry0
Orgasminator
Quote by Mark1964swindon
I also find it to be very tempremental as it has a mind of its own kicking you out every few minutes, i have reported this a few times but never got any feedback
Maybe i'll see you in there one day
Mark x
Hi Mark,
The Beta chatroom isn't moderated at all and as far as I know can't be. You would be kicked for inactivity, The last time I was in there, about 9 months ago, I think it was set for two or three minutes. To avoid being kicked out just hit the enter key occasionally. If you watch the script on your screen when no one has much to say you will see the occasional "Kicked for inactivity! message appear.
It's a good room for newbies to start off in but it is dreadfully slow. You can go private 1 on 1 on there. Really its the simplest form of chatroom I know to use.
Harry0
