Clearly the answer is no.
Sexlightened
actually, having pondered on this one I had another thought. Surely the question should have been: Is there anything that isn't a mans fault?
Clearly the answer is no.
Clearly the answer is no.
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Sexlightened
Quote by capricornten
I had 5 numbers and the bonus ball nearly 4 years ago, paid off all my debts (mortgage, credit cards, car loan) gave my children enough for a shopping spree and it's all gone! Set me up though as being debt free is something I'd always dreamt about.
Dreamt about along with Kim Basinger, Sharone Stone et al..........
you owe me lunch anyway, so a visit to St Giles again I take it?
And please raise your sights a little, isn't Sharon Stone passe these days?
Sexlightened
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I have done some daft things! I have looked make and said "Why did I do that."
If you feel that way, you meant no harm then come clean and get on with your life.
Travis
yep!
Sexlightened
quoted 'have known women who before they were married, were slim and looked lovely. Fast forward ten years they are at least 3 dress sizes bigger, and dont seem to bother like they used too.
Have the men in their lives worn them down? Or is it just a case of not being so bothered like you was ten years before?
The same maybe could be said for guys who before marriage were tonned, only ten years later to have a beer belly,and does not shave for a week.
Is this artical true, and could the same be said about men?
Do we let ourselves go the older we get? ENDS
Well girls, how many of us still look good? How many of us have pics on their profile? How many of us spend time in nailbars, hairdressers, legwaxing salons............ I could go on and on. I'm often disappointed when we look at profiles and for dear Mr JB there's a beautiful girl involved in the couple and then oh dear, look at what the guy is like! Life sucks sometimes.
Having said that though we're not shallow(yeh, right!)
Have the men in their lives worn them down? Or is it just a case of not being so bothered like you was ten years before?
The same maybe could be said for guys who before marriage were tonned, only ten years later to have a beer belly,and does not shave for a week.
Is this artical true, and could the same be said about men?
Do we let ourselves go the older we get? ENDS
Well girls, how many of us still look good? How many of us have pics on their profile? How many of us spend time in nailbars, hairdressers, legwaxing salons............ I could go on and on. I'm often disappointed when we look at profiles and for dear Mr JB there's a beautiful girl involved in the couple and then oh dear, look at what the guy is like! Life sucks sometimes.
Having said that though we're not shallow(yeh, right!)
Sexlightened
has been a member for around 1000 days and posted nearly 4 comments a day! Busy fingers that man, clearly someone to know 
Sexlightened
dear Mr JB thinks he gets lucky when he comes home carrying flowers, choccy and wine.
Yes, it works for him!
Yes, it works for him!
Sexlightened
Quote by Sugar-n-pom
I occasionally suffer from serious cramp so you have my every sympathy - omg it's agony!
I was told a good solution is to have a drink of tonic water as it contains quinnine and this eases cramp. Cheap solution too
tonic water is supposedly brilliant. I've never seen green elephants, never had malaria, don't suffer from cramp (ok, the odd period pain) and I think that's all down to the tonic water. The problem for me is it's the taste of it. I have to smother it in gin, then a hint of lemon and loads of ice just to make it tolerable. It's a bummer as I have to consume at least two or three a day, and it's hard to manage! Try it though in this way and even if it doesn't work at least it's worth a go.
Sexlightened
Quote by Steve
Marmite :shock:
Nuff said
it's a love it or hate it food. Me, on the love it side!
On the hate side it's ketchup. Why do people smother their food with the stuff? What's the point of doing all that wonderful work preparing food with extreme care and thought, ensuring fresh seasonal ingredients are used, to have some moron cover it in revolting red stuff!
And yes he knows who he is and he can't buy or grovel his way out of everything!
Sexlightened
so just how easy is it to be distracted and what is it that drags the attention away from the task in hand?
I have to be somewhere at , I came on here to respond to a phone call and that was an hour ago! I've now been on HMV buying films just because some thoughtless person started a thread about favourite film lines and............ well I've added my thoughts to other comments, tried to change my profile to show that intelligent comments are mine and stupid ones belong to james (without success) and now running later than I wanted. Cleaner arrives anytime now and I'm not even dressed properly yet!
Does daytime tv engage? Is it the radio? Newspaper? Chat sites? This site?
I have to be somewhere at , I came on here to respond to a phone call and that was an hour ago! I've now been on HMV buying films just because some thoughtless person started a thread about favourite film lines and............ well I've added my thoughts to other comments, tried to change my profile to show that intelligent comments are mine and stupid ones belong to james (without success) and now running later than I wanted. Cleaner arrives anytime now and I'm not even dressed properly yet!
Does daytime tv engage? Is it the radio? Newspaper? Chat sites? This site?
Sexlightened
we were in france on holiday when the princess of wales died and missed all the mass hysteria! Didn't know it had happened for almost a week.
I remember clearly hearing that the Labour leader, John Smith, had died. I was out shopping in Norwich and honestly shed a tear or two.
When the shooting happened in the Dunblane school is the only time I've ever really been shocked. It's too close to reality, involves children and idiots with guns, and worst of all was at a place of innocence and safety.
I remember clearly hearing that the Labour leader, John Smith, had died. I was out shopping in Norwich and honestly shed a tear or two.
When the shooting happened in the Dunblane school is the only time I've ever really been shocked. It's too close to reality, involves children and idiots with guns, and worst of all was at a place of innocence and safety.
Sexlightened
Quote by splendid_
here you go fella...
look at this
well said that man! Liked the link, should be mandatory for all single men to read and absorb.
How do you know that a labrador mouth is similar to either a man or a woman? (or whatever breed of dog it was).
Sexlightened
favourite for me has to be from 'Some like it hot', Tony Curtis, Jack Lemon and Marilyn Monroes. The last scene, courtesy of some site has Jack Lemon still dressed as a woman with the man she's inadvertently become engaged too discussing marriage:-
Osgood: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried. She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.
Daphne (Jack Lemon): Yeah, Osgood. I can't get married in your mother's dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.
Osgood: We can have it altered.
Daphne: Aw no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Daphne: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Daphne: I smoke. I smoke all the time.
Osgood: I don't care.
Daphne: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Daphne: I can never have children.
Osgood (unperturbed): We can adopt some.
Jerry-Daphne: But you don't understand, Osgood. (He whips off his wig, exasperated, and changes to a manly voice.) Uh, I'm a man.
Osgood (unruffled, undaunted, and still in love): Well, nobody's perfect.
Osgood: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried. She wants you to have her wedding gown. It's white lace.
Daphne (Jack Lemon): Yeah, Osgood. I can't get married in your mother's dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.
Osgood: We can have it altered.
Daphne: Aw no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Daphne: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Daphne: I smoke. I smoke all the time.
Osgood: I don't care.
Daphne: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Daphne: I can never have children.
Osgood (unperturbed): We can adopt some.
Jerry-Daphne: But you don't understand, Osgood. (He whips off his wig, exasperated, and changes to a manly voice.) Uh, I'm a man.
Osgood (unruffled, undaunted, and still in love): Well, nobody's perfect.
Sexlightened
Quote by niceandgentle
didn't she used to be in upstairs downstairs? She's aged well!
You were warm!
That was Nyree Dawn Porter in The Forsythe Saga!
no, that was about a tripe factory and was in Privae Eye! According to jb she was a milf.
Sexlightened
Any additions welcome!
The moon shone down on the village green,
it shone on little nell
was she pumping water?
was she fucking hell!
She was waiting for her lover
a dirty stinking bugger
he wasn't fit to shovel shit
from one cart to another
and I forgot the other 27 verses.
And....
Twas on the good ship venus,
by god you should have seen us
the figurehead was a nude in bed
sucking a big black penis
the cooks name was Carter
known as a brilliant farter
when the wind stopped blowing, the ship stopped going
so they called for carter to start her
more please!
The moon shone down on the village green,
it shone on little nell
was she pumping water?
was she fucking hell!
She was waiting for her lover
a dirty stinking bugger
he wasn't fit to shovel shit
from one cart to another
and I forgot the other 27 verses.
And....
Twas on the good ship venus,
by god you should have seen us
the figurehead was a nude in bed
sucking a big black penis
the cooks name was Carter
known as a brilliant farter
when the wind stopped blowing, the ship stopped going
so they called for carter to start her
more please!
Sexlightened
The only time I'll have grey hair is when the credit crunch and recession really bite!
Is it ok to dye the pubes should a grey one ever appear? (Bald at the mo though, so not an issue)
Why is it ok for men to have grey?
Is it ok to dye the pubes should a grey one ever appear? (Bald at the mo though, so not an issue)
Why is it ok for men to have grey?
Sexlightened
also a lightweight I'm afraid, fizzy stuff goes straight to my head and I'm comatose after about two bottles!
Mr JB thinks he's a connysewer of rouge vino, smells and swirls the stuff! Get just half a bottle down his neck though and my night will be solo
Mr JB thinks he's a connysewer of rouge vino, smells and swirls the stuff! Get just half a bottle down his neck though and my night will be solo
Sexlightened
Quote by GnV
... what I find difficult to understand is why David Cameron can blame Gordon Brown for the economic crisis in this country when it is happening world wide?
Cameron isn't so much blaming the commissar for the economic crisis in UK, he's pulling Brown's ears off for his total lack of ability to run anything - including the tuck shop finances at the local primary School!
The commissar got the UK into this mess and he is running around like a headless chicken trying to find a way out. Remember, this is the Chancellor of Prudence for the past 11 years or so who was apparently putting a little bit by for a rainy day - now the chickens have come home to roost and he has been found severely wanting. He lied to the Country, just like his equally devoid of morals partner in crime Tony Bliar.
Cameron is absolutely right; there is no way that the moron who got the UK into this mess can find a way out of it because that would have to mean admitting he made a mistake.
It now requires a new man at the helm with new ideas and an ability to get things done. Brown's latest initiative is to form a new committee to do this. The man is totally incapable of making a decision - refer to all the big issues that have confronted him so far for evidence of this.
Sir Ian Blair has had the good grace to call it a day and fall on his sword. Commissar Brown should do the same and soon.. before there's nothing left to save!
I wrote a brilliant repast to this bilge but unfortunately it didn't work. I suggest that anyone interested should read their history books and treat any comment about how good tories were at managing the economy, looking after the sick and disabled, managing education, as pure fiction.
Sexlightened
Quote by GnV
... what I find difficult to understand is why David Cameron can blame Gordon Brown for the economic crisis in this country when it is happening world wide?
Cameron isn't so much blaming the commissar for the economic crisis in UK, he's pulling Brown's ears off for his total lack of ability to run anything - including the tuck shop finances at the local primary School!
The commissar got the UK into this mess and he is running around like a headless chicken trying to find a way out. Remember, this is the Chancellor of Prudence for the past 11 years or so who was apparently putting a little bit by for a rainy day - now the chickens have come home to roost and he has been found severely wanting. He lied to the Country, just like his equally devoid of morals partner in crime Tony Bliar.
Cameron is absolutely right; there is no way that the moron who got the UK into this mess can find a way out of it because that would have to mean admitting he made a mistake.
It now requires a new man at the helm with new ideas and an ability to get things done. Brown's latest initiative is to form a new committee to do this. The man is totally incapable of making a decision - refer to all the big issues that have confronted him so far for evidence of this.
Sir Ian Blair has had the good grace to call it a day and fall on his sword. Commissar Brown should do the same and soon.. before there's nothing left to save!
I've never read so much tosh on this site!
Poll tax - tory idea.
Privatisation - ditto. (now who owns the gas, water, electric, manufacturing etc.....)
Which government brought in prescription charges?
Which government brought in school testing?
Which government thought it a good idea to use a persons assets towards residential care when they get old?
Which government decided a cold weather payment would be £20, payable only when the weather had been below zero for about 5 consecutive days?
Which government linked mp salaries and pensions for themselves?
Black monday? Double figure inflation, mortgages interest rates in double figures....... I could go on but the greed, incompetence and sleeze of the previous government is just too easy a target and how anyone with a concience could ignore the damage that Thatcher and her ilk have left behind should be up against the wall and shot
Ok, rant over and I feel better now
. Sexlightened
Quote by GnV
and at least Boris is doing something positive.. not like the most defunct labour administration in modern history..
and at least he has guts.. not like brown, smith & co who couldn't really give a flying fluck about London..
and what if his parents influence allow him to make London a safer place.. good use of wealth
Boris has his heart in London and is making changes which matter to the people of London.. more so than Red Ken ever did or could.
Ever wondered how much expertise goes into walking the tight-rope and the antics of trapeze artistes?
Good analogy about the circus.. thank you! It highlights the real benefits of Boris
Boris is good for London? Wow!
I seem to recall underground tickets at such a low price that they were being used by nearly everyone. Unfortunately central government intervened to stop the subsidy. Many Londoners like the congestion charge as it's keeping traffic flowing. Boris is an idiot, a buffoon. We've moved into personality politics like the americans so it's downhill from here.
Sexlightened
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
I have said in another thread!
The reason I am here is I feel secure in the knowledge that if I have a problem there are people that would help me to sort them out.
If you had the members voting for ops or mods it would go down the route if your face fits.
They have to be non bias and non judgemental and in having a members vote would I believe take this emphasise away. You could end up with a I’ll scratch your back you can scratch mine scenarios, the in and out crowds
Luckily I have never had to make a complaint but have asked mods and ops questions in the past and have always felt that I have been given a fair and just response.
So why change something that seems to be working?
quite agree
why meddle with wots not broke
folks forget the mods and ops do this in there free time
and they also have familys to look after let alone have fun themselves
it's not 'fixing what's broke' that should ever matter. It's 'if it works, how can we make it better' that should apply here. The first attitude would have us all driving around in model T Fords and the only plane ever built would be the Wright Brothers creation.
: It's nice to have opinions though, but who does appoint moderators and on what basis?
Sexlightened
Quote by capricornten
in the forum it's possible to type something and out pops an emoticon (thanks all in norfolk room) but I seem to be having a spot of bother.
Can people help by spelling out in simple terms what creates what please!
big hugs to all that assist.
quite sure she means the chatrom here folks!
thanks for that, yes I did (whoops!) see, technology and computers and I just don't get on. Does anyone have a spare 5 year old please?
Sexlightened
in the forum it's possible to type something and out pops an emoticon (thanks all in norfolk room) but I seem to be having a spot of bother.
Can people help by spelling out in simple terms what creates what please!
big hugs to all that assist.
Can people help by spelling out in simple terms what creates what please!
big hugs to all that assist.
Sexlightened
I've just been told (thanks dirtydoggers) about how to do smiley faces in the chat room, and that it's possible to do others too.
So come on all, do tell how!
:
So come on all, do tell how!
: Sexlightened
my thoughts for now are quite simply 'which shitbag forgot to buy any tonic to go with the gin?'
Sorry for going off topic here, but it's quite clearly amongst the most significant issues in the world at present.
Sorry for going off topic here, but it's quite clearly amongst the most significant issues in the world at present.
Sexlightened
just returned today, and........... well where do I begin my rant?
Firstly thanks to the wonderful person that mentioned the very long hours, well in excess of the 48 hours agreed by some idiot in mainland europe!
Secondly the time we happen to take holidays coincides with the time that various companies push up their prices (yes, supply and demand etc but it still pisses me off)
Thirdly... well I studied at University for three years, did a PGCE second degree, did my masters and still if I was newly qualified would be earning less than an unqualified (other than GCSE) police officer that is eligible for overtime, that works for 30 years and then is pensioned off (at age 50!) and the pension is better too. And when people whinge that exams must be getting easier 'cos the children pass with higher grades it's never the teachers that may be doing their job well is it?
Actually is that all thirdly?
I need a drink. And if JB thinks he's going to get lucky tonight he's got another think coming 'cos I'll be on my fifth gin!
Love to all!
Firstly thanks to the wonderful person that mentioned the very long hours, well in excess of the 48 hours agreed by some idiot in mainland europe!
Secondly the time we happen to take holidays coincides with the time that various companies push up their prices (yes, supply and demand etc but it still pisses me off)
Thirdly... well I studied at University for three years, did a PGCE second degree, did my masters and still if I was newly qualified would be earning less than an unqualified (other than GCSE) police officer that is eligible for overtime, that works for 30 years and then is pensioned off (at age 50!) and the pension is better too. And when people whinge that exams must be getting easier 'cos the children pass with higher grades it's never the teachers that may be doing their job well is it?
Actually is that all thirdly?
I need a drink. And if JB thinks he's going to get lucky tonight he's got another think coming 'cos I'll be on my fifth gin!
Love to all!
Sexlightened
Quote by winchwench
No more than I have! I'd hate having an outsider cleaning the house. I use microwave meals once in a blue moon- you can't beat home cooked food. We don't use a dishwasher or a tumble drier.
As for the gardener, we've been picking our own green beans almost daily for the last two weeks, I'm watching my first ever butternut squash grow with pride, and the pergola at the side of the house is weighed down with grapes. It's a pleasure, not a chore.
ah, that's real gardening. We have a veg patch and do that ourselves and that's not a chore (have you tried asparagus peas and if so what have we done wrong?). Yes that's certainly a pleasure and so rewarding. But cutting the grass?
And I couldn't live without a dishwasher!
Sexlightened
a couple of years ago we decided to use a cleaner. It's simply that we're both out at work and hate clogging up the weekends. It's just two hours twice a week and it's bliss (and all the ironing is done too!). We therefore have more time to ourselves to do the things we enjoy most.
Now I'd love to use a gardener. Just to cut the grass, do a bit of weeding and odds and sods. Neither of these are expensive. Labour saving devices in the coldest sense.
Years ago we'd have a day washing clothes (according to my nan, it'd take all day too) and now we have auto's. A hoover (dyson, panasonic or whatever) was once considered a luxury. We have 'ping' meals instead of cooking for hours all to save the odd hour or two. We use a garage for sorting out our car instead of doing it ourselves, and who cleans their own windows these days?
My point is that a cleaner isn't a luxury, and I'm not sure if a gardner is too. So what labour saving devices do others have, and what would they want?
Now I'd love to use a gardener. Just to cut the grass, do a bit of weeding and odds and sods. Neither of these are expensive. Labour saving devices in the coldest sense.
Years ago we'd have a day washing clothes (according to my nan, it'd take all day too) and now we have auto's. A hoover (dyson, panasonic or whatever) was once considered a luxury. We have 'ping' meals instead of cooking for hours all to save the odd hour or two. We use a garage for sorting out our car instead of doing it ourselves, and who cleans their own windows these days?
My point is that a cleaner isn't a luxury, and I'm not sure if a gardner is too. So what labour saving devices do others have, and what would they want?
Sexlightened
I am woman. All woman! I left girly behind the odd year or two ago.
Ok, last century if we're being honest about it.
Bummer, that hurt.
Ok, last century if we're being honest about it.
Bummer, that hurt.
