that was mr jb, a dick with such a little brain sometimes I wonder if he's worth keeping!
A bike though is something you can ride for hours and hours, will keep going at whatever pace you wish, looks good afterwards, doesn't let you down, won't grumble if you test drive other models (two up!).....
So when you read this dickhead go an open another bottle and remember I need a grovelling apology!
denise
whatever all the so called experts say, the only way to do it is well and truly hammered! Verve Cliquot, Moet, Bollinger, Tesco own brand.......... who cares so long as there's copious quantities and the shit who put the little angel there in the first place is footing the bill!
Relax and enjoy.
It's not the clothing guys, it's the attitude!
Turn offs include.....where do I stop? Grooming is good, clean fingernails (well trimmed), clean shaven (or manicured stubble), lack of piercings and tattoo, shirts or T shirts without logo or label, clothes that fit properly..........
Or dear Mr Depp in any shape or form. Or George Clooney. Or both! Oh yes please god, both.
It's midges. The pain may be slight but the sight of that ugly swelling and knowing that you've just got to drag your nails across that awful red bump just gets me so uptight! And then they bruise and look nasty, and then just when it's slightly reducing the bloody thing has brought all it's mates to gorge on the surrounding area..........
Ok, so childbirth has it. I'm just vain.
so why bikes are better than women!
with apologies to denise, 'cos I should know better.
1. You can fit a steering damper if your bike is a bit of a slapper.
2. You get a manual with your bike to understand how it works.
3. You do not have to change your rubber for every ride.
4. Your bike will not think you are a pervert if you want to chain it up at night.
5. You can trade in your old model for a new one as often as you like without paying huge legal bills.
6. Stripping your bike is legal in public.
7. It likes going to race meetings.
8. Your bike will not mind if you ride another model.
9. You can ride twins without upsetting anyone.
10. If your bike blows a fuse it will not spend the entire weekend going on about what caused it.
and there's lots more reasons, but would love to here other opinions.
have you ever looked at a profile and noticed something that turns you off in the background of a photo?
I'm not into tattoos, or piercings, but each to their own. Yet occasionally there's perhaps a full ashtray at the side of the bed, or a kitchen sink full of washing up. Little signs that the guy (or girl) might not take that much care in other areas.
Yes, maybe picky. I know it's not just me that does it. But what have you noticed?
just love watches too, have loads, certainly over 50, but they're Swatch so really not expensive at all. I'd feel undressed without one on, but some aren't exactly functional when it comes to wanting to know the time. As I get just that little older my arms seem to be shrinking as the watch isn't far enough away to see clearly!
Mr JB doesn't wear a watch. I think that explains why he's always late. Is that a man thing?
Mr jb after about a bottle of red is as good as dead to be useless. Talk about a lightweight!
I'd miss the poor sod though. Hugs jb.
I don't think anyone really minds if someone who is not working for some good reason earns the odd few £ occasionally here and there. I do mean only the odd £ though not a second bloody income like some.
An acquaintance of mine has some severe disabilities but is able to drive using an adapted car I know that he took his pensioner neighbours to Gatwick for a flight and collected them to which he got a £100. he will do that sort of thing every now and then. I dont have a problem with this.
I really do mind if people are earning money and claiming benefits illegally! Firstly, what sort of example are they setting for others in that family? Is cheating acceptable?
Then who is paying for these cheats? Well I am, and so are other benefit claimants who don't really get enough to live on.
If a person is claiming benefits and it's been assessed as to that persons need then that's it. If they're disabled in any way then DLA or AA is payable, and the rates are actually quite good. If they're 'on the sick' and claiming Incapacity Benefit then this is only transient and hopefully the person will recover and return to work in the near future.
I think the benefit system could be improved, but I'd hate to be involved in sorting out the rules to include those in need whilst excluding those who live on the backs of others.
Been meaning to do this for a few weeks but kept forgetting ....
What are your top 3 favourite "film musicals" of all time ....or do you hate musicals ....i love them ...have done from when i was a kid ...my 3 would be..
Of Music
Fair Lady
Poppins
my fair lady, by far! and then Grease. Don't think that I really like any other film musical but do go and see them live as often as possible. Grease, stage version, with a bunch of girls dressed accordingly, is just an experience not to be missed.
and there's also , redtube, shufuni..... but isn't there more to life?
am in Cambridge quite often, live 30 miles away.
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