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naughtynymphos1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
UK

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I used to be a size 22 and i used to buy my stockings from asda, the size large/x large fit me fine when i was that size smile
Quote by Maggiejames52
Any ladys (no not for me) send her pics to make her see see is not TOO big

Yeah right we believe you biggrin
I have tried every razor, gel and cream etc under the sun and for me my personal fave is the Gillette Fusion, the blades are quite expensive but well worth it, i just use shower gel with it, i strongly believe its not the gel not the blades that gives a good shave, i've never even looked to try anything else since i got mine smile
Oh i hate my bum and have to admit i don't like it being slapped, feels horrible when it wobbles :shock:
Bums as a whole are good tho wink
Its not something i personally would do, no mattter how much i disliked someone i would never have sex with someone without their partner knowing.
Quote by bigbuns2

As I read thru profiles of couples and laies happy to meet single man they usually include in bold type "NO MARRIED MEN",
I often wonder what they define as a "Married Man".
Is it for instance a guy with a live in partner or a girlfriend.
If these guys are not married men then this is surely sexual harrasment of us married men.
We have feelings and needs too u know and should not accept such unfairness.
Any opinions?

i think most people mean by no married men, noone who is playing away from a long tearm partner married or other wise, its not sexual harrasment towards anyone, i wont play with cheating people my reason being i joined the site to have fun and people being cheated on isnt fun, i wouldn't like it so i not do it to others smile
thats my opinion lol
Children learn their eating habbits from us and if not sorted will in turn pass it onto their own children, i have been over weight most of my adult life, my own fault i just liked food and wasn't very active, i had kids and put on weight each time, tho my children have never been over weight to a state of concern they was slightly bigger than normal for their age, a couple of years ago i decided to turn my life round and loose weight as it was getting me down so i joined a slimming club and over the next year lost just over 7 stone but the biggest supprise to me was the weight my kids lost without me even thinking about it, because i wasnt eating junk i didnt buy it, because i was eating take outs i didnt buy them, because i was eating healthy real rood so was my children.......so yes it is our fault our kids are over weight and we need to do something about it before they are their eating habbits for life.....thats my opinion anyway lol
Quote by X_fanny_x
Playstations wii's nintendo's tv's in each bedroom didnt exist
Tan

i though the whole idea of wii's was to get your kids moving?!
I think my dream job would be something like gig review person, you know go and see all the bands you love for free, meet them for interviews etc after and get paid to write up about how good it was after, in a mag like kerrang! or something that would do me biggrin suppose down side to that would be you'd have to go see the shit bands too lol
Quote by helnheaven
i always think they are made up stories and the 'public' are actors because i just can't imagine what kind of people really would go on TV and air all their most private problems in public confused
They just crap TV shows made to fill day time telly slots that noone really watch.

Oh they are real people I can vouch for that :?
From what I know, the kind of people are usually quite inadequate. Shame that some cant get the help they need without resorting to washing their dirty laundry in public. Others are just after their 15 mins of fame.
Personally, I dont agree with these shows, there isnt IMO, any entertainment value whatsoever.
i'll second that lol
Quote by GreatshagCouple
Have you thought about asking the preferred priest/priestess if they can recommend anyone else?

Thanks for replying x
..Yes, and one wants to charge £180 for an hour-long service! confused
It seems they're quite thin on the ground here in the nw?!
i think that price is about standard now days isn't it?
We paid about £150 nearly 10 years ago
Personally i wouldnt say hi to them because you don't know who they are with, i had a guy i had met off here saw me in the street once while i was with my children and he came over and started talking to me i was very annoyed with him as i was with my kids so i wouldn't talk to someone else out of respect for their privacy, i would however send them a PM when i next went on the PC to say hi i saw you earlier but wasnt sure if i should talk as i didn't know who you was with etc...so they didn't think i was being ignorant
i always think they are made up stories and the 'public' are actors because i just can't imagine what kind of people really would go on TV and air all their most private problems in public confused
They just crap TV shows made to fill day time telly slots that noone really watch.
I used to have a mobile phone on 3 contract and they a total rip off they take the money out your bank account every 4 weeks which is 13 times a year yet top your phone up on, i think it was the 23rd or somethink like that, of each month which is only 12 times a year, so your paying for 13 (four week month) a year but only getting topped up 12 times because they top you up every calendar month, not a very good deal in my book confused
Im sorry i dont usually pick fault in peoples posts but...shes stunning dont bother asking for pics?!!!! beauties in the eye my friend whats works for you wont word for everyone, nobody and i mean NOBODY if for everyone wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Lovely wife? i didn't know you'd got married again Sleazy
bolt

ohh arn't we funny today? excuse me while i pick myself up off the floor laughing, ya git lol
Quote by musketeer
I was reading Splendid's profile because of a recent thead I'd contributed to, and was sparked to post by her insistence on a condom, (good for her).
Since my divorce I've been in one strong active exclusive relationship, just ended, no condoms, no erection problems.
In the gap between one relationship ending and the last one getting serious I was away from home for three months and visited a sauna a few times. On one occasion there was a gang bang offered and I joined the queue, took the proffered condom. I put it on just before my turn and felt myself going off the boil as I started to penetrate her, wasn't able to complete the task.
Now she was lying like meat on the slab, not visibly participating. (I suppose she was getting something from it). I wonder, was it the condom, was it the lack of personal interactive stimulation, was it the crowd?
Thinking about this, there was also a situation where I wanted to give my close friend a longer session and we tried a condom, I didn't go flaccid but I did soften up, and had to work hard and to get positive sensations. Then we tried the spray, and despite the numbing effect, this worked better. After a little practice neither was needed. lol
Since if I want to have sex again I'd better learn to function with a condom, (wasn't a problem in my youth), I have wondered what the true reason was, and being me of course, anxiety about the next time must surely follow.
Anyone have a problem keeping hard with a condom? Thoughts generaly?

Do you think that maybe your problem? maybe if thats how you saw her, ie like meat on a slab, you didn't get turned on enough to keep your erection? dunno
Saying that i know a few men who have erection problems when it comes to using condoms tho i sometimes wonder if thats just an excuse lol
Quote by de_sade
Naughty, naughty, naughty...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did I ever finish that fairy story?
wink
Have a very happy one kiss

lol no you didn't, didn't we just get to killing a certain person with a pint glass? :P
And thank you all, you can all chip in and buy me a ferrari if you insist biggrin
I think that most people who have a couples profile when they single joined as a couple then split and maybe seeing as they have already paid £50 to join they resent having to pay more money to update their profile so find it easier to just leave the second persons detale blank. I dont think they trying to con anyone really
Why would you want a room with no cams? isn't the site all about meeting people? so don't you want to know what a potential neet looks like? dunno
Track suits and foot ball shirts confused
Its each to their won really isn't it, its ok people saying it shouldn't matter what people look like etc but the simple fact to some digree it does to all of us