Can you add me to the list please :-)
I'm afraid I cant be more than a definate maybe... it depends on petrol and if I can get the shop to exchange a 16amp trip for a 30amp one as I brought the wrong one DOH!!!
Your child sudenly gets a new hair cut and anounces they are "goth/chav/rock/etc." to shock you....
(antidote) you tell em... "and like talk to the hand cos the hand isnt listening" or that you love their new choice of individualisum as you did it at least 16 years before!
Zits and scratches take more than 2 weeks to heal
(anit-antidote) they took just as long when you were young... the problem is you realise that you might not live long enough for them to heal this time around!
When going out for a few pints you need that first piss a lot sooner than you used to and for so many years you'd managed to put it off till at least the 8th cos the first wee out denoted one pint in one pint out.
(antidote) Get a partner thats into water sports... or realise that at 80 you shouldnt be in a night club trying to chat up 18 year olds!
Every time you wash your long hair you seem to loose more and more into the plug hole.
(antidote) Grow it longer, if you do go bald at least you can do a comb over like in the hamlet adverts (you have to be old to remember them as they were baned)
The bags under your eyes dont go away.
(antidote) who cares, most people are looking at your distended belly and wondering just how many pints you can down on a week end
The biceps you used to show so proudly have now decended and are on the undercide of your arms as wings.
(antidote) hey they were good while they lasted, and you will one day visit the gym you've paid membership for to be trendy
Most of the adverts on SH want "under 30" and hung like a horse.
(antidote) you know they are fake and sit chuckling and dribiling down your chin knowing the nurse will wipe it up for you, and there will be at least one that is looking for "over 60, incontinant, and less than 5""
The mods, in much the same way as the police, start to look younger than you.
(antidote) at this point you are bolocked.... off to the nursing home with you!
Yeah it's nemisis, they provide the kit for Dominion at utopia on the fetish night.
They make all their own kit and also sell kit.
I was there on the night of the filming with two friends which was quite cool, lol.
The ability to kiss and cuddle a woman so that no matter what sexual position you were in at orgasum that you end up not sleeping in the damp patch.
Being able to watch a film, including porn, without talking once during it and making comments about spots, broken finger nails, and saying silly things like "it would never be like that in real life!"
A natural instinct that gives you the ability to say "yes/no darling" at all the right moments without having heard a word said... you only reach this stage of true manhood after years of honing the skill as a child saying "yes mum" while totally ignoring any instructions given. You know you've reached budding man hood when you start to get away with it without getting a bolocking from your mum. Your wife/partner/mum has the upperhand if they always catch you out by saying "well what did i just say?" and you've not learnt the art of instant recall of the last 2 minuites of any conversation without actually taking it in.
The un-erring belief that if after prodding and poking something that is broken with a screwdriver, fingers, plyers, etc, that hitting it might just fix the problem.
Its so that each email, or group of, go out with different lengths and words... in theory to fool some spam filters that look into content to decide if its spam and not just the header.
There are some very funny bits on "swinging," I especially love the sex education person that is embarised about sex and wont use any sexual words lol
On the real wife swaps... there is a guy from scandinavior that has a passing resemblance to a guy on here... not mentioning any names marcuso, lol.
Quite frankly although inconvienient its about time the british people got some blody balls and used the same power of the people the french and the US populus have....
The US people wouldnt stand for the prices we pay over here... infact they even have rules, I believe, that doesnt allow the pumps to be owned by the oil companys so the power of the consumer runs slightly deeper than the "tax/duty"
The last time there was a protest everyone was up in arms and slagged off the protestors (especially the papers) and now we are at nearly 1 pound per lita when the us is nearer 1 pound a gallon.
The biggest feck up was when we had to go to litas and not gallons as any gov that put over about 3pence a gallon duty would not have been in power for long, but we are so stupid that 3pence a lita doesnt register yet works out about 12p(ish) a gallon... if HMG had put a 12p gallon increase back in the 80's it would not have lasted the week never mind waiting for a general election.
HMG knows that no matter how expensive petrol is, we wont give up our cars... simple!!!
Trains have been proven to, even fully laiden, be less eficient than a car with one occupent for the output of carbon particulates and also miles per gallon usage of raw fuel per people moved per mile.
LPG will be taxed even higher as soon as it becomes more popular than petrol and desil... as far as HMG is concerned it not about carbon or polution... but making money to pay some quango to say that we need a better transport system and also more quangos to make more stupid sugestions to make more money to have more quangos.
The best thing I saw tonight was that you can convert your car to run on cooking oil... and even better it can also use filtered cooking oil that your local chippy has to dump as its become to old to use.... but should you have the conversion and ask your local chippy "all that crap oil that you have to pay to get rid off... i'll take it off your hands for nothing...." you then filter it and use it in your car... you have to declair it and then pay HMG 24p a lita so save the chippy and cooking oil companys paying polution tax.... LIKE FUCK ME ITS WASTE, ITS BEING RECYCLED, IT COST NOTHING, ITS BEEN TAXED ALREADY, ITS NOT GOING TO END UP AS LAND FILL, wake up HMG and go take a flying fuck up your own concieted self indulgent arseholes....
And before anyone asks.... yes i have been inconvienienced by twats who filled up... drove 15 miles... came back... then topped up..... as i couldnt get to where i wanted to be tonight.
BUT
if people cant survive for a couple of weeks of inconvienienvce and even not getting to work to wake up HMG to people power then they deserve petrol at 4 pounds a lita and when they do they are not allowed to say "its to blody expensive..." in the 80's people would never have contemplated petrol at the price it is now... and the states still dont.. only us brits that roll over to get our tummys ticklled the moment HMG say bend over... we love being right butt fucked by the goverment cos we are all cowards.. all stiff upper lip and that crap!
OH and while i'm on a rant... perhaps we shoudl all go green and have electric cars? welll DUR so where does that electricity come from... like power stations that burn fule to produce lecki... then we have the wastage of the electricity as its moved to the power points we charge our electric cars from... The only "clean" fuel is atomic... but it creates a waste prduct that will be with us for 10's of thousands of years.
We also have now in nottingham an electic tram... and also a new road system that is designed to keep cars waiting and going around in circles far longer than the original system so people on the trams can get from a to b quickly (if they dont have 4 bags of shopping from tescos) but the rest of the trafic is being forced to be grid locked so increasing the amount of fuel waisted and the amount of polution in the city...
also while the tram physically infront of you produces no polution it produces more polution than the equivilent number of cars.... its just produces it outside of the city and in other places in the uk because it has to draw the power from electricity generating stations....
First congrats :-)
Then....
Dont they look so cute at that age, then go on to the twos... then the 4s... then the pubesents.....
(((Runs screamng from the rooom, glad I've had the snip and no more sprogs are going to fruit from my loins, lol)))
Ok, so its a "rip off" or a very thinly diguised prostitution racket.... and the problem is?
90% of the "greedy girls" parties are the same... just slightly better disguised (and a bit cheaper!!!)
Of cause with greedy girls... all you are paying for is "entry" or a donation towards the hotel cost... oh yeah and they get to use vidieo and photographic work on their pay to view web sites so its not technically prostitution and from watching a docu one major couple involved do deny you're actually paying for sex....
Personally why quible over semantics.... the moment money in any way shape or form exchanges hands then its either prostitution or running a disordly house or living off imoral earnings under UK law.
I have no problem with anyone making money from either running an event or running a club... what I do have a problem with is when there is a disparit charge depending on sex or if you are a couple.... if a club was truely a swingers club with the whole "ethos" of swinging then either it would ban all singles (male and female) or it would charge women and men the same... with perhaps a slight discount for couples.... but none do which strangely enought still manages to break the sexual equality act without being prosecuted (I think its due to working mens clubs and some notable clubs that males from teh HoL and HoC attend... and they didnt want women so its a loop hole)
A swingers club that says "singel fems are free or 5quid" and "males are 40quid and 50 membership" are basically saying..... guys you pay for it, women you put out cos you're free....
Thats not to say the people that go to the clubs (males, females, couples) have that mind set... but the clubs do!!!!! Single men are the cash cows, and single fems are the bait as far as they are concerned.
I am still to do a FFM as its one of many outstanding fantisys as my ex and I never did get around to having one, lol... but I love MMF's both from the position of being the extra and also when I was within a couple.
MFMF's are cool as well, especially when everyone is openminded and not adverse to same sex contact.
I would like to be at and orgy (the true definition is not via numbers but actually means a sexual free for all and any hole, cock, pussy will do) but only if I was with a partner.
I have been to an event with a greedy girl (a real one... not a pay your 40quid and the greedy girl and partner make a profit) but didn't find it a turn on at all. It was not that the lass inquestion was not sexually attractive nor the fact that there were other males around... it was that the range of men was so diverse (fat/thin, bald/hairy tall/short etc.) that being "just a body with a dick" was a real turn off. When I play I like to think that who I'm playing with if nothing else find me sexually and physically attractive.
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