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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Lancashire

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Quote by Phuckers
Does he only have half a penis? rolleyes

the opposite actually his so big and good the hooker even enjoys it and cum too...
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
sorry but I just don't have the words to respond to this right now......rotflmao
Quote by westerross
ive nearly finished doing my CSCS card, this enables me to work on building sites.
( the whole industry will be asking for them soon ) the questions asked in the H&S touch screen test are just beyond belief, they are so stupidly simple

And we return to the comment that most H&S is basic common sense ;-)
You're right but some of the things you see due to people cutting corners trying to make money or a basic lack of communication beggars belief.
The construction industry still remains the biggest killer sector of 'em all.
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Yes, some of the questions in the CSCS test book are hilarious, and had me and a colleague nearly on the floor laughing because some of the options were so daft.......but then thinking about it a lot of the answers were things that you see people doing regularly just because they can't be bothered to take the time to do things properly. I wish I had the book here now to quote some of them.
As a builder, since January we have made it compulsory for any employee or contractor to have a CSCS card before they are allowed onto site. Yes some quetions are common sense....but to be honest some I didn't know before I did the test despite having worked on building sites for 5 years.......fire extinguishers etc. I didn't have a clue about. So as Choon says, building sites are a big big risk area and anything to help reduce accidents is a good thing smile
Quote by anais

Anyway, back to this eyebrow discussion....
I plucked mine the other day - it feckin hurts rolleyes

I pluck my daughter's eyebrows - it's hilarious lol
Goes something like:
pluck
OW!
pluck
OW!
pluck
OW!
lol lol lol
Yup sounds the same in my house although i do my own and have to the whole raising glasses up and down to see, tongue sticking out the the right and eyes watering while plucking :cry: I can never get the same shape on each one! confused
I can do it at all cos it makes me sneeze dunno I know I'm always the awkward one :lol2: So I get them waxed.....it takes about 30 seconds and they get them perfect everytime, although I would check out the salon before you go cos you wouldn't want them waxing the whole lot off now would you :lol2:
I've got mine set to reject them as well.......it does make me giggle though when people respond to the auto response thinking that I've sent it :giggle: I do then normally send them a message to say that I didn't even know about the wink and explain it's an auto response smile
Quote by wantingsome
Hi all was just wondering what you thought about people who don't have the manners to reply to you repling to there advert. It really P's me off mad that they can't even put together two words " NO THANKS ", am i the only one here or what and before anyone says it, i know people get a lot of replies from us single guys and so on

it's unfortunate......but to some people, just saying 'no thanks' then makes them feel that due to the fact they have had a reply they should continue to contact you. I'm not saying that this is what everyone does but it is common. Therefore I tend not to reply to unsolicited messaged.
Recently i had a message to say that they had seen I wasn't playing and they weren't also so cos I didn't like whispers in chat I should meet up with them???
Quote by winchwench
Whahaaay! He's back with both bollox!
Now, seeing as there may be someone wandering around in here who has a clue......
any idea why my laptop screen doesn't come back on when it's been shut/asleep? All the lights come on, but not the screen- It worked at first innocent but I can't find the setting I must have changed dunno

Have you tried going into chat to see if you can type in there ? :giggle:
sorry winchy but that still makes me giggle kiss
Quote by Lost
Is cum-swapping sexy? The idea of cumming in the mouth of your partner and then kissing or passing it from one to the other is that a cool sexy thought for you? or one that makes you go eeeuurrgghhhh. As a bloke would you be happy to cum in your partners mouth then kiss/swap? As a woman are you happy enough to do this?
I guess the idea is sexy, though not in the porn movie fashion for me. The thought of being able to share the results of feeling so good with another. No one seems to blink an eye (unless its in the eye of course) at the idea of a woman cumming on their partners face I wonder why?

in the same way no one blinks at a guy cuming on a girls face. That and what you are asking about are totally different things.
Happy Birthday to a lovely lady kiss
I hope you've had a fab day and been suitably spoilt :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I think I kind of know where you're coming from but definitely think that you more than fit in on here. I don't use the term vanilla really, I have problems with labels anyway. When I think of swingers.....I just think of open minded people, it's such a broad church that I find it hard to classify people any further than that. Plus people reasons for being here often change quite dramatically during their stay. I guess I think more of you as a swinger who doesn't play dunno not sure if I#m making sense but that is the way I think of you. I've got friends who don't swing but who are open minded and I wouldn't describe them as vanilla as they are far from it lol wink
I guess what I'm trying to say is that there are lots of different types of people and it's hard to put people into boxes so I prefer just to treat people as individuals and make my own mind up from there smile
ooohhh my own thank you thread :bounce:
Thank you all for coming and celebrating with me, thank you for all my lovely cards and pressies kiss and all those that bought me drinks.....I blame you for my hangover today wink
oh and Splendid, I'm still giggling about that text message you showed us :giggle:
I'm sure I'll be back when I remember more...smile
Quote by earthchild
wooohoo few more hours and we setting off lol

er what time are we setting off?
yay! its tonight
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Well there was me thinking, right i'm off to put on a pair and get dawnie to set up the camera. Only thing is I don't actually own any.
So I guess a trip to the shops might be in order this afternoon.
One question... If I do, what's my reward?
Ian

Dawn, please, please, please, I beg you MAKE HIM GO SHOPPING for some holdups and then take some pics. :P
ohh yey :bounce: Please Dawn, make him. :lol2:
and Ian......I'll make you all the fried egg sarnies you could ever want if you do it lol
Quote by anais
but holdups might be interesting confused

you only think it's interesting cos you want to giggle at them trying to take them off without ripping the hairs out of their legs :lol2: :giggle:
I think Ian should wax first lol
Sounds like a plan.......I'm not sure what Ian's going to make of our plan though bolt
Quote by Dawnie
but holdups might be interesting confused

you only think it's interesting cos you want to giggle at them trying to take them off without ripping the hairs out of their legs :lol2: :giggle:
Final PMs sent, if anyone thinks they should have had one and hasn't done let me know and I'll get it sorted.
Woo hoo :bounce:
Quote by Sara_2006
hi please when are the pm's commin out with the venue ta its thurs and nothing yet am sure your busy with them kate just getting concerned

They're on the way Mrs smile I should have them all out tonight......I'll post here again when they are done so if anyone is missing theirs they can get in touch smile
Quote by H-x
Oh dear God, is Captain Fire navigating?
H.x

Nooo don't worry.....she's Captain but I'll do the navigating :lol2: so as long as you don't mind being navigated to the nearest pub you'll be fine lol :giggle:
Quote by H-x
Can me and Emma come?
H.x

Well I'm only second in command.......but it's a big yes from me and I'm sure that Captain Fire would love to have you on board smile :bounce:
Quote by firelizard
I'm going to buy a painted wagon and a horse and go back to my Romany roots and wander from place to place.......stopping here and there eating berries and drinking pure spring water....now where did I put that Ray Mears DVD confused

ohh that sounds lovely Fire......can I come with you please? smile
little old me wants to come to
can i can i pleeeeaaaaaase :bounce:
I'll have to get a bigger wagon if this keeps up :giggle:
woo hoo :bounce: Lets get a great big wagon and have an SH girly tour of the UK smile :bounce:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
WOW!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm loving the naked dancing girls and live all-female jelly-wrestling. biggrin
What??? Can't anyone else see the feeds?
:giggle: bolt

I can't see em! Dammit! :doh:
I can see them.....maybe it's just this computer :lol2: :giggle:
ohhh that sounds great fun Missy.....I got a fab picnic hamper for my birthday so I'm going to see if there are any near me where I can go for a walk to and have a picnic on the way :bounce:
Quote by firelizard
I'm going to buy a painted wagon and a horse and go back to my Romany roots and wander from place to place.......stopping here and there eating berries and drinking pure spring water....now where did I put that Ray Mears DVD confused

ohh that sounds lovely Fire......can I come with you please? smile
Quote by meat2pleaseu
(is it your real birthday or the 'official' one for the peasants to celebrate with you, ma'am? :gigglesmile

smackbottom
yesterday was the official one but I am having an unofficial one at the weekend :bounce: I can't wait :bounce: