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28 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Haven't seen Takhisis/Atomic Mini on for ages. Wonder is she still lurks
For her if she does
Tracy-Jayne

Hi hun xx
I think Takhisis/Atomic Min got a ban. Not sure, maybe somebody can put me right. confused

confused

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phredd :love:
Some brief research would suggest that AtomicMINI hasn't been banned from the forums (or at least isn't currently banned), though her last post was over a year ago.

DP, How can you tell that (that she hasn't been or isn't banned, I mean)?
Go to the members page , put in the appropriate username, and see if it produces a list of posts. If it gives you ' Sorry, but that user does not exist.' for a username that does exist, then you know that that particular user has been banned - try it for yourself if you like.
But that would also include people who have asked to be deactivated, which does happen occasionally.
Fair comment, I'll have to amend my terminology slightly - how about 'banned or voluntarily deactivated'? In this case it's not important, as my test does show that her account's active, or at least potentially so.

28 Nov 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Haven't seen Takhisis/Atomic Mini on for ages. Wonder is she still lurks
For her if she does
Tracy-Jayne

Hi hun xx
I think Takhisis/Atomic Min got a ban. Not sure, maybe somebody can put me right. confused

confused

:
phredd :love:
Some brief research would suggest that AtomicMINI hasn't been banned from the forums (or at least isn't currently banned), though her last post was over a year ago.

DP, How can you tell that (that she hasn't been or isn't banned, I mean)?
Go to the members page , put in the appropriate username, and see if it produces a list of posts. If it gives you ' Sorry, but that user does not exist.' for a username that does exist, then you know that that particular user has been banned - try it for yourself if you like.
Edit: I should make clear that this method would I presume only tell you if a user were currently banned - if they'd been subject to a ban but then been allowed back in that wouldn't show up.

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Haven't seen Takhisis/Atomic Mini on for ages. Wonder is she still lurks
For her if she does
Tracy-Jayne

Hi hun xx
I think Takhisis/Atomic Min got a ban. Not sure, maybe somebody can put me right. confused

confused

:
phredd :love:
Some brief research would suggest that AtomicMINI hasn't been banned from the forums (or at least isn't currently banned), though her last post was over a year ago.
If you are still out there :wave:

28 Nov 2005

It's certainly an idea, though as has already been touched on, whether or not I was happy with a particular picture being published online depends a lot on both whether I look crap and what I'm doing in the picture.
In general, I'm happy for pictures of me to go on the 'net (after all, there's already plenty of them up there if you know where to look), but there may be exceptions.

27 Nov 2005

I'm sure this has been done before, but not for quite a while, and I always had trouble narrowing it down to just four.
Having said that, here's one list I thought of just now:
Che Guevara
John Peel
Bill Hicks
Linus Torvalds

27 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
I have a question........
Why is it when people talk about trans sexuals they only ever consider male to female TS, i have a auntie that tryed for years to get a sex change op from felame to male and it seems even the medical proffesion do not recognise it as much as the male to female op, so my real question is how does this theory of the whole XX, XY thing when being a baby work if your a man and believe your trapped in a womans body?

XX and XY aren't the only two sex chromosome combinations, there's quite a few others, including XXX, XYY, XXY (Kleinfelter's syndrome), etc, etc. I'm sure somebody who knows a lot more of the details than me (I'm relying on A'Level biology, though I did get a B smile

smile

) could go into it in more depth. I know that the one person I know who's considering male to female gender reassignment is XXY, but not all would be.

27 Nov 2005

Quote by berksbex
I bet there aren't any men out there who have never contemplated being a porn star......actually probably quite a few women have thought about it too (especially round here :P )
I thought about it, but decided I like to fuck when I want to and not when someone shouts ACTION! :twisted:

I worked with a guy who admitted that in his youth he'd been paid Â£500 to appear in a porn film by a 'mate'. He said they'd let him use a condom when he refused to do it without (incidentally, they were a very low-budget operation, not really more than amateurs), but he had terrible trouble getting wood, though I'm not sure how much experience he'd had with shagging in front of an audience (it wouldn't surprise me if he had done so though - this guy would quite happily answer his work mobile whilst taking a dump confused

confused

).
In the end I think him and his mate decided that perhaps he wasn't quite the stud they were looking for, and he never did any more, but he mentioned that when he first went to Amsterdam a few months later he was wandering around the red light district somewhat worried he'd see himself with a cheesy grin on the cover of one of the DVDs.

27 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
Well I've seen a few interesting ones at fancy dress parties and live roleplaying events, so where to start?
A mate of mine had a gorgeous set of boiled leather armour (think Xena but the outfit provided a reasonably good level of protection, particularly the moulded breastplate

The rest of the post might be good but I kinda got distracted at this point .....
I don't blame you, it was quite impressive, and I'm sure some of the wearers used the distraction factor to their advantage in combat. smile

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I did have a photograph of it but it got damaged and the armour in question has long since gone to another home. sad

sad

27 Nov 2005

Well I've seen a few interesting ones at fancy dress parties and live roleplaying events, so where to start?
A mate of mine had a gorgeous set of boiled leather armour (think Xena but the outfit provided a reasonably good level of protection, particularly the moulded breastplate smile

smile

). It might just be because all three of the lovely ladies I've seen inhabiting it were very cute, but it's had an interesting effect on me on a number of occasions. Unfortunately never when I had the chance to take things further with whoever was in the armour at the time. sad

sad

Oh, and there's one that'll mark me out as a real weirdo. Basically, when I first started going out on the town and attempting to pick up young ladies aged 17 everyone I knew was into grunge in a big way, and I've never quite gotten over that look. Nirvana t-shirts (especially if that's all) do things in my trouser dept., and the less said about purple and black stripey tights worn with army boots the better silly

silly

hwoar:
I know, I know, I'll get my padded lumberjack shirt... bolt

bolt

27 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Sorry, but a full STD test isn't a quick prick and the resluts a few minutes later.
Thats bollocks.
They don't just stick needles in you, the test goes in far more intimate places.
Therefore, forget it, it's a wind up or too dangerous healthwise to contemplate.

You also don't get the results there and then (at least not reliable ones - there's one test on the market for HIV that produces results in 20 minutes, but it won't pick up all infectious cases).
It's definitely not kosher Harry - either it's simply a scam or they're really making videos and potentially putting their 'actors' in serious danger (not to mention lying to them).
Phoenix is also right in mentioning that there's a lot of other diseases out there that they make no mention of testing for - Heptatitis B or C would be the two I'd be most concerned about, but none of them are very pleasant.

26 Nov 2005

Quote by couple_ne2000
I think I can shed a little light here:
So with your permission:-
G-protein mutations have not been described in corticotophic systems. In view of the potential effects of adenylyl cyclase dysregulaton on POMC gene transcription, and the potential effects of gip on cell functions 32 corticotrophic adenomas for gsp and gip gene mutations using polymerase chain reaction followed by site-directed oligo nucleioteid hybridhdriization.
I hope this clears ups this matter once and for all.
Mollie

Not really. Please expand.
That's some serious gibberish there. It looks like it's been lifted from an abstract or a molecular biology textbook, though one would have thought that both of those sources would be able to spell nucleotide. lol

lol

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
My needs are simple - I really really want Patricia Cornwell's new book, Predator.
I'm tempted to say I'd also really really like to have a stress, and bill free couple of weeks, but there's more chance of plaiting fog , so I'll settle for a good book.

:notes: Any idea if it's been released as an audio book? That'd be perfect for Mrs. DP, she's a big Patricia Cornwell fan. smile

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I'd like a shed for Christmas - my current one is rotting from the top down and the bottom up, and is highly unlikely to see out more than one more winter.

25 Nov 2005

If they choose to make their online status known, then their names appear in green at the top.

25 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Killing Kittens ?? What a strange name for a sex club... now, pounding pussies I could understand

I think it comes from this image:

An explanation and brief history can be found here . smile

smile

25 Nov 2005

Update for South Shields:
Bright sunshine and clear blue skies here at the moment. The BBC forecast is for sleet at some point, though it's ok at the moment.
Anyone got a current weather report for Newcastle? I've got to go to a job interview this afternoon and want to know which coat to wear.

24 Nov 2005

Quote by boroughb
chop up fresh ginger and mix that in with your honey and lemon.
really does the trick - I know, i've just had one
]

I was about to suggest that, cinnammon sticks are also good.
Get well soon Jags.
passionkiss

passionkiss

silly

assionkiss:

24 Nov 2005

Quote by osker99
vertigo's nowt to do with heights it's a condition which can affect you lying on your bed, a friend had it he was not a well bunny. .
Does anyone know if its true about daddy long legs being v posinous:

Sort of, vertigo is a symptom - a feeling of unsteadiness or that you're about to fall.
Whilst I agree that it's perfectly possible to suffer from vertigo whilst lying in bed (it's the bit where you come home too drunk and go to bed, but every time you close your eyes the room starts spinning), it's also commonly set off by heights - in my case, I only have to be a foot or two off the ground and my stomach can start doing somersaults. I think that's probably why I end up with a dislike of heights, rather than the dislike being the cause of the vertigo, though now the two end up going hand in hand.

24 Nov 2005

South Shields is clear blue sky (at least it was before sunset) and no rain.
It got up to six or seven degrees this afternoon, warm enough to wander 'round the corner to the shop in my t-shirt and jeans. smile

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Tonight is likely to get very cold here, we've had quite hard frost for the past few nights.

24 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
bloody sat nav, we got one and it took us to a dead end steet and told us to go str8 ahead :shock: : :kick:

I had something similar happen a few years ago, navigating to a factory in Bridgend Autoroute told us to drive straight through the car park of South Wales Police Divisional Headquarters. :shock:

24 Nov 2005

Quote by captain sensible
Hi everyone
I thought I was PM-ing, but there's nothing in my sent box, so maybe I was doing it wrong.
Has anyone received a PM from me?
TC

If you send a PM it sits in your outbox until it's picked up by the recipient (and while it's in there you have the opportunity to delete or edit it before they receive it). When they pick it up it moves into your sent box.

24 Nov 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Obliterates the ant jxn line - V shaped confluence of ant lungs

hth

I'm no expert, but I would expect ant to mean anterior in this context
so
"ANTERIOR MEDIASTINAL MASS
ant to trachea and post heart, the 4 "T" lesions
Obliterates the ant jxn line - V shaped confluence of ant lungs"
would translate
"ANTERIOR MEDIASTINAL MASS
anterior to trachea and post heart, the 4 "T" lesions
Obliterates the anterior junction line - V shaped confluence of anterior lungs"
Was this from a postmortem?
Difficult to tell, but it doesn't look like a post-mortem report to me.
Probaby some sort of list to aid in the differential diagnosis of anterior mediastinal masses - or lumps in the front of the chest cavity as they could also be referred to if you happen to prefer the English translation.

24 Nov 2005

Quote by Memera
Lol, quite right, I said you could ask questions, so in answer to those so far:-
Yes, I do have a cat, she is 17 years old, black, and is called Sparky.
I am reasonably good at crosswords.
I don't think I have ever had to use algebra, or indeed anything I learnt at school as yet...
Being the modest sort that I am, I will simply say that my willie is big enough
Keep em coming peeps....

How can you be a software engineer who's never used algebra?
Hello by the way.

24 Nov 2005

Quote by Glasgowfella
Never had sex using a femidom but i often find they are marvellous in an emergency when your bag of crisps burst, and thats the only reason i always carry one with me at all times.

rotflmao

:rotflmao:
Of course, this is why I have to ask these questions - I've heard plenty of jokes and smart comments about femidoms but very little in the way of concrete information.

24 Nov 2005

Quote by devondelight

I remember black jacks, four for a penny, what alse were sold like that? There was something, but I can't remember the name

OK 4 for a penny
4 Black jacks
4 Fruit Salads
4 Mojos
4 spearmint chews
Can anyone else add to the list
As for me I loved the bags of sherbet you could buy ... ended up with yellow or orange hands, mouth and tongue going home.
Cola cubes and Pineapple chunks too mmmmmmmm
DD
Four for a penny?
I can just about remember 1/2 penny sweets, but when 1/2p coins were taken out of circulation they all suddenly became penny chews. sad

sad

24 Nov 2005

Quote by celestria
offers seamstress tape measure and warm hands... LOL
Was only kidding....
but why on earth do they measure in diameter ffs???? surely circumference is easier to ascertain?????
Passes lemsips and nightnurse for mrs dp before going to ask some more dumb questions elsewhere

Some places do quote sizes in circumference (including one I found importing a range of German condoms that would definitely have one big enough for me, only problem being that they're also very thick and quite pricey).

24 Nov 2005

Quote by celestria
is far too bloody curious not to say... go on... measure it... I dare ya LOL

I'll try, but further to my comment about engineering problems, maintaining wood whilst wrestling with my steel rule (complete with graduations, though calipers would be more accurate) is also quite tricky. I'd ask Mrs. DP to assist but she's gone to bed with a cold and I don't want to disturb her. sad

sad

To give you some idea, Durex Avanti are 64mm in diameter and are a tight fit, but they're non-latex and so don't stretch to any appreciable degree. Condomi XXL are about 66-67mm in diameter at the widest part, and they fit ok at that point, so I'd guess it's around 67mm in average diameter, plus or minus a couple of mm.

23 Nov 2005

Quote by markz
be honest this is just a 'i've got a big cock' boasting thread innit?

I tried very hard not to do one of those NN.
As far as I'm concerned it's pretty average, both when compared to a ruler and in proportion to the rest of me, however experience would suggest that it's a bit thicker than most condom makers would consider normal. I've no idea if that's particularly common, if anyone considers it particularly useful/attractive, or if I am in fact some kind of freak. confused

confused

Given the amount of hassle it's caused me over the years, I'd quite happily be average, but since I doubt any bloke on the planet has ever asked for a penis reduction I'm stuck with it, so I might as well work around the issue as best I can. smile

smile

ain't life just cruel rolleyes

rolleyes

Tell me about it lol

lol

Just for clarification, the last comment was somewhat in jest. However annoying my old chap might be at times, I wouldn't ever consider changing it. :)

23 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
be honest this is just a 'i've got a big cock' boasting thread innit?

I tried very hard not to do one of those NN.
As far as I'm concerned it's pretty average, both when compared to a ruler and in proportion to the rest of me, however experience would suggest that it's a bit thicker than most condom makers would consider normal. I've no idea if that's particularly common, if anyone considers it particularly useful/attractive, or if I am in fact some kind of freak. confused

confused

Given the amount of hassle it's caused me over the years, I'd quite happily be average, but since I doubt any bloke on the planet has ever asked for a penis reduction I'm stuck with it, so I might as well work around the issue as best I can. smile

smile

23 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
reads thread so far...... takes notes..... :notes: ....... thinks.... :shock: ......
errmm on the offchance, when exactly is Mrs DP off on another course?? :rascal:

redface

January

wink

23 Nov 2005

Quote by RedHot
I have used them several times when meeting with a guy who was around 11" and found condoms too tight to wear.
I found them fiddly and difficult to use the first time, but soon got used to them.
Yes they do slip around if you don't fit them correctly, yes, they can be embarrassing trying to get them to stay in place, but once you've mastered their use they don't cause a problem.
Certainly I didn't get any strange noises from them :shock: not any complaints about them from the guy in question.
They are not cheap at around for two, but if normal condoms are not an option for whatever reason I think they are worth at least trying
Tracy-Jayne

Well I'm certainly nowhere near 11" in any dimension (thank god, if I did have that between my legs I'd probably pass out every time I walked past a cute bum lol

lol

, not to mention the greatly increased risk of getting it caught in something sad

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).
Best price in a brief look on the 'net was 3 for Expensive, but a lot better that 2 for Â£7 (and they got cheaper in bulk). Looking at Wikipedia a little while ago found reports of a slightly different competitor product to the original femidom (evidently the patent's expired), as well as a redesign of the original in the near future.
I think I might be exagerating the problem somewhat if I gave the suggestion that I couldn't use normal condoms - at a push I can get regular fit ones one, but they're a tad uncomfortable, take a lot of effort (and stretching) to get on - which I'm not entirely happy about due to the risk of damage to the condom (and possibly my knob), and probably as a consquence of the first two it's a touch tricky maintaining a suitable stiffy at times (ok if it all goes to plan, but have you ever tried to solve delicate engineering problems whilst maintaining a workable erection?)
Oh, and according to Wikipedia, using lube inside a femidom is the way to avoid bin bag noises or it being driven inside the vagina. One for Take A Break's Top Tips section methinks. :twisted: