I think you might find that most guys are still practising too, and the results will vary quite considerably.
You're too far away from Brighton for me to offer some assistance, but it's real easy to find a guy who wants to suck cock. Perhaps you should discuss with your lady, that way maybe you could invite the fella along and she could watch and learn too, and no doubt join in.
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It's very much a case of "seeing is beleiving", so if you really want to meet people, then I recommend you spend time in the chatrooms, and show your face on cam. It's also an excellent way to strike up a freindship, via a bit of light hearted banter. Be careful not to offend someone; it's a case of some people knowing each other well enough to get away with a certain degree of abuse and insult swopping, so just jump into the chat and play it by ear. Alternatively you should make the effort to go to one of the socials, the details of which are usually posted on here. You'll meet people and therefore be verified as a genuine member.
gotta be better than bein' out in the real world havin' sleazy sex wi' other folks.Sometimes work and lifestyle causes us to miss out on that all important sunshine that everyone else seems to be enjoying. For others the sun and the heat just isn't so much fun. However the sun supplies us with vitamin D, essential for the absorbtion of calcium, and other minerals from our diet.
If you don't get to bask in sunshine don't fret, there is another way, and you don't need any sun screen. Simply go to your food store and take your everyday mushrooms and place them in direct sunlight. After an hour in the sun your mushrooms are now packed with vitamin D, and you can eat them anyway you like, you cannot cook the vitamin D out of them. So if you can't enjoy the sun, then at least enjoy your mushrooms ;).
If you don't get to bask in sunshine don't fret, there is another way, and you don't need any sun screen. Simply go to your food store and take your everyday mushrooms and place them in direct sunlight. After an hour in the sun your mushrooms are now packed with vitamin D, and you can eat them anyway you like, you cannot cook the vitamin D out of them. So if you can't enjoy the sun, then at least enjoy your mushrooms ;).
Hi, and welcome to the site. If you wish to meet couples, or females, from the site, then it's important that you become visible. You can do this in the short term by just going on cam in the chatrooms, and by both appearing on cam. No need to be naked or anything like that, just a case of proving that you're a genuine couple. (there are many reports of single guys pretending to be a couple, together with the "couples" where the wife doesn't know she's a member.)
The very best way to become known is to attend one of the socials; just look out for the postings in the forum.
Generally speaking, the site is never a "quick fix" for anyone wishing to try it out, but there are lots of genuine people here who do enjoy meeting up and having fun.
good luck.
The very best way to become known is to attend one of the socials; just look out for the postings in the forum.
Generally speaking, the site is never a "quick fix" for anyone wishing to try it out, but there are lots of genuine people here who do enjoy meeting up and having fun.
good luck.
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In an open top trailer in someone's front garden during a swinging party.
Leaning over the rails at the bottom of a 'cut through' had to stop and move to let some guy past walking his dog.
In Anne Summers changing rooms East Molesley.
In a Cathedral on a hot day bending over a nice cold stone seat.
Am open to more suggestions with the right guy :twisted: :twisted:
Tart!
Anyone fancy getting together for drinks in a friendly Brighton pub? Short notice I know, but if any of my friends, or any other members, fancy meeting up for a mini social, then let me know. (we'll organise a Brighton social again soon) Leave a message, or 'phone/text me. I shall be around anyway, I'm keeping that weekend free, so don't fret about maybe not making it; I promise I won't be sulking on my own. I won't be posting names, so really up to yourselves if you wish to add to this thread.
You'll be welcomed and admired throughout the swinging community no matter what your body type, although I know confidence is important. The girls on this site come in all shapes and sizes, and the more normal is the well proportioned, well lived in body, with mummy tummy and all. There are many members who will be better able to give advice than myself, but the bog standard advice for any newbies is to tell them to try attending a "social", and to meet other likeminded couples and singles at a social gathering.
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Many years ago i met a guy a few times, he was fun and the meets were good he turned up on time etc, he was single too which i prefered.
One time he didn't turn up though and later i got a text messege saying he hadn't been able to meet cus his wife had had a baby that day !!!!!!
You's allus magic nellie
... what the fuck, I'm neither nationalistic nor discriminating, so just black'll do. Of course you could all just be whatever you fancy and I'll be happy to sample and let you know my preferences later.We've all heard them; that excuse, which usually comes at the eleventh hour, as to why he/she/they can't, or couldn't, make it to the arranged meet. Of course sometimes it's not possible, since the woman in the profile either doesn't exist, or she knows nothing of what her partner is up to.
Share with us, I'm sure there's a giggle to be had, or maybe even just a chance to let other genuine members know that they're not alone in this.
I've never really been terribly pro active when it comes to swinging meets, however there is one example which springs to mind:
A guy sounded really keen to meet me, said he'd drive over from Worthing, so arfur nour (ish). I kept getting phone calls (hadn't asked for them) updating me on progress, then asking directions from near the the pier. At this point he's less than 5 mins away, according to the info he's supplying, but it's a wet day, so taking it easy. 10 minutes later he sends a text to say "I've had to turn back, my windscreen wipers have packed up and I can't go any further." :sad: Innit ... well thank fuck wipers work fine when ya turn the car around.
Share with us, I'm sure there's a giggle to be had, or maybe even just a chance to let other genuine members know that they're not alone in this.
I've never really been terribly pro active when it comes to swinging meets, however there is one example which springs to mind:
A guy sounded really keen to meet me, said he'd drive over from Worthing, so arfur nour (ish). I kept getting phone calls (hadn't asked for them) updating me on progress, then asking directions from near the the pier. At this point he's less than 5 mins away, according to the info he's supplying, but it's a wet day, so taking it easy. 10 minutes later he sends a text to say "I've had to turn back, my windscreen wipers have packed up and I can't go any further." :sad: Innit ... well thank fuck wipers work fine when ya turn the car around.
This is copied from a betting blog I write, so apologies for the betting references, there's no intention to encourage anyone here to bet.
I won't dwell on the vagaries of the course, full info can be , a site that is recommended reading for anyone wishing to gain greater knowledge of pro cycling.
264km of hard racing faces the starters, and getting to the finish is a test in itself. The forecast is for fair weather, which usually means a greater number of riders getting involved in the all important final 50km. The final cobbled climb takes the riders to the 13km to go mark, and most often the winner will be in a group who have gained a small advantage by now, although it is possible for a solo rider to go all the way from here.
As with most of these races, there are many riders with chances, and with aspirations, to win. There are a few stalwarts at the head of the betting, riders who do consistently well here, and who can be expected to do so again. Vanmarke, 5/1 with bet365, and Van Avermaet, 10/1 with Paddy Power, will make their presence felt; as will Stybar and Sagan, 8/1 and 9/1 respectively with Paddy Power. Sharing favouritism is Welshman Geraint Thomas, 11/2 with BetVictor and Coral, currently showing the best form of his career, and displaying all the attributes required to win such a race. I shall have a bet on G.T. just to be with him if he pulls it off, but I'd generally be searching for some bigger odds, and just looking for a bit of fun in the Each Way market. I could write down a long list of possibles for this, and I've had a couple of throwaway bets, with the intention of laying back on the exchanges if one of them should make it into a good position towards the business end. Kristoff and Dagenkolb are both here, and dangerous to overlook. I particularly like Paolini, still 100/1 with Coral, and well capable of making the cut. Van Baarle, 100/1 generally, is another who could feature prominently, as is Maarten Tjallingi, 500/1 with Paddy Power.
Stijn Devolder, 40/1 generally, and Jurgen Roelandts, 33/1 with BetVictor, are two very good riders in top form, and in the unusual position of being team leaders. Expect a bold show from each. If you're betting in running then you have to be featured within reach of the leaders with 50km to go; but be careful, lots of bike swaps go on, and wrong names are called in commentary from time to time. This really is a race to savour rather than to bet on, but I'll do both, so sit back and enjoy.
good luck.
I won't dwell on the vagaries of the course, full info can be , a site that is recommended reading for anyone wishing to gain greater knowledge of pro cycling.
264km of hard racing faces the starters, and getting to the finish is a test in itself. The forecast is for fair weather, which usually means a greater number of riders getting involved in the all important final 50km. The final cobbled climb takes the riders to the 13km to go mark, and most often the winner will be in a group who have gained a small advantage by now, although it is possible for a solo rider to go all the way from here.
As with most of these races, there are many riders with chances, and with aspirations, to win. There are a few stalwarts at the head of the betting, riders who do consistently well here, and who can be expected to do so again. Vanmarke, 5/1 with bet365, and Van Avermaet, 10/1 with Paddy Power, will make their presence felt; as will Stybar and Sagan, 8/1 and 9/1 respectively with Paddy Power. Sharing favouritism is Welshman Geraint Thomas, 11/2 with BetVictor and Coral, currently showing the best form of his career, and displaying all the attributes required to win such a race. I shall have a bet on G.T. just to be with him if he pulls it off, but I'd generally be searching for some bigger odds, and just looking for a bit of fun in the Each Way market. I could write down a long list of possibles for this, and I've had a couple of throwaway bets, with the intention of laying back on the exchanges if one of them should make it into a good position towards the business end. Kristoff and Dagenkolb are both here, and dangerous to overlook. I particularly like Paolini, still 100/1 with Coral, and well capable of making the cut. Van Baarle, 100/1 generally, is another who could feature prominently, as is Maarten Tjallingi, 500/1 with Paddy Power.
Stijn Devolder, 40/1 generally, and Jurgen Roelandts, 33/1 with BetVictor, are two very good riders in top form, and in the unusual position of being team leaders. Expect a bold show from each. If you're betting in running then you have to be featured within reach of the leaders with 50km to go; but be careful, lots of bike swaps go on, and wrong names are called in commentary from time to time. This really is a race to savour rather than to bet on, but I'll do both, so sit back and enjoy.
good luck.
Pro cycling's first "Monument" of the season. Milan-San Remo ... Sunday 22nd March
A race of almost 300 km and 7 hours in the saddle. There may not be any mountains to climb, but this isn't for the faint hearted. I looked at the start list, and when I scribbled down the names of potential winners, I think I have 44 names on my list.
It's a race which generally favors the sprinters, and Kristoff won it well last year, and in conditions which are expected to be quite similar to this year. Kristoff has improved since last year, and that makes him a very solid selection to be involved in the finish. He's now the fav. at 5/1 with Paddy Power, and with Betfred and Boylesports, both of whom are paying 4 places for the Each Way. Mark Cavendish is also a previous winner, and is at 7/1 with again 4 places on offer Each Way. Cav. is faster than any of his rivals, but at the end of a test like this it won't always materialize, and he was suffering an illness just last week, so there are questions to ask. Ben Swift finished 3rd last year, after doing much of the donkey work himself as he tried to set up his team mate. There is no doubt that he could do better if things pan out for him, and expect him to be well supported this time. Of course Sky have other capable riders here, including Ian Stannard and Geraint Thomas. Andre Greipel is also here, as is Dagenkolb, unlucky to puncture last year. So too is Peter Sagan, who is bound to be getting involved at the business end. Sagan's problem is that he's not as fast as the pure sprinters, and too fast for the punchy riders, so they won't want to lead him to the finish.
The puncheurs will attack late in the race. Watch out for Gilbert, Cancellara, Rui Costa, and my personal fancy for a crack at the win without the sprinters, Michael Kwiatkowski, best price 33/1 with BetVictor.
I also expect Movistar's Valverde, and in particular Lobato to get involved. This is probably the most difficult race on the calendar to predict, but it's one of the most fascinating too. A breakaway can expect to get around 10 minutes lead at best, then there will be numerous attacks in the latter third of the race. Expect riders like Gallopin and Wellens to liven things up in the last 30km, and the pack keeping the pace high as they try to give their sprinters a shot.
There will be betting in running, and live television coverage.
A race of almost 300 km and 7 hours in the saddle. There may not be any mountains to climb, but this isn't for the faint hearted. I looked at the start list, and when I scribbled down the names of potential winners, I think I have 44 names on my list.
It's a race which generally favors the sprinters, and Kristoff won it well last year, and in conditions which are expected to be quite similar to this year. Kristoff has improved since last year, and that makes him a very solid selection to be involved in the finish. He's now the fav. at 5/1 with Paddy Power, and with Betfred and Boylesports, both of whom are paying 4 places for the Each Way. Mark Cavendish is also a previous winner, and is at 7/1 with again 4 places on offer Each Way. Cav. is faster than any of his rivals, but at the end of a test like this it won't always materialize, and he was suffering an illness just last week, so there are questions to ask. Ben Swift finished 3rd last year, after doing much of the donkey work himself as he tried to set up his team mate. There is no doubt that he could do better if things pan out for him, and expect him to be well supported this time. Of course Sky have other capable riders here, including Ian Stannard and Geraint Thomas. Andre Greipel is also here, as is Dagenkolb, unlucky to puncture last year. So too is Peter Sagan, who is bound to be getting involved at the business end. Sagan's problem is that he's not as fast as the pure sprinters, and too fast for the punchy riders, so they won't want to lead him to the finish.
The puncheurs will attack late in the race. Watch out for Gilbert, Cancellara, Rui Costa, and my personal fancy for a crack at the win without the sprinters, Michael Kwiatkowski, best price 33/1 with BetVictor.
I also expect Movistar's Valverde, and in particular Lobato to get involved. This is probably the most difficult race on the calendar to predict, but it's one of the most fascinating too. A breakaway can expect to get around 10 minutes lead at best, then there will be numerous attacks in the latter third of the race. Expect riders like Gallopin and Wellens to liven things up in the last 30km, and the pack keeping the pace high as they try to give their sprinters a shot.
There will be betting in running, and live television coverage.
The most frequent client of the gay/bi prostitute (or any prostitute probably) is a married man; and the person who is most likely to request, from said prostitute, bareback sex, is the married man.
Fortunately, most prostitutes won't oblige, especially the girls, but when it comes to him wanting his bum fucked then sometimes who knows?
Fortunately, most prostitutes won't oblige, especially the girls, but when it comes to him wanting his bum fucked then sometimes who knows?
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I once took "horny goat weed" and, though the results cannot be considered to be scientific proof, I found that it caused me to be extra sensitive, and therefore likely to climax more easily.
:laughabove:
I don't know what is is about the name 'Horny Goat Weed' that makes me properly chuckle.
I am curious though? Is it because goats are horny?? Or is it that goats like weed? The label must have some under-current of logic?
Yep, that's me. Thinking about important things such as the above. Roll on my work half day
I read somewhere, obviously on the internet, that the name "horny goat weed" had originated from the observations of the goatherds, who noticed their charges becoming extra horny whilst feeding on the stuff. I don't claim this to be true, but google it maybe.
So the pro cycling season is with us again, the riders divided between Argentina and the Tour Down Under, which you can probably guess is in Australia. I'm a keen fan, and I follow with interest, and I have a small wager here and there, but this stage of the season is not for betting on with any real expectations of turning a profit.
I shall be adding some of my thoughts, and occasional predictions, throughout the season, in the hope that some of you find this of interest (and occasionally profitable, although I don't recommend gambling), and I hope that those of you who are uninterested might simply permit me to indulge my passion and simply ignore the postings.
I shall be adding some of my thoughts, and occasional predictions, throughout the season, in the hope that some of you find this of interest (and occasionally profitable, although I don't recommend gambling), and I hope that those of you who are uninterested might simply permit me to indulge my passion and simply ignore the postings.
I think strip clubs are a thing of the past, overtaken by the "lap/pole dancers", but there are some of those around. As far as burlesque goes, I'd check out "time out" to find what's on. Of course there are some clubs around for those who wish to play in the adult sense, and they're listed on the site, with numerous reviews.
Whereas seeking the advice of your healthcare professional is always good advice, it's highly unlikely that you'll find anyone with as much experience to draw upon as you will find here. I recommend that you actually liaise with your G.P., as I have often done myself, thereby sharing any information which then increases the doctor's own knowledge base.
