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the_Laird
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
Bisexual Female, 54

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Is this how the majority of threads go nowadays? Even the good swinger related questions........
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Still a few diamonds I see though wink

Yeah, I'm still around.
Chained on that bed I can understand why!!! :wink:
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Well roger me sideways! 'Ello Mr Laird, and Mrs Laird. smile How the hell are yer both?
N x x x ;)

Leave my man alone.. bitch, it was me he came back for! wink
Dream on Blokey.......(I was looking at some old pics of the last time we trawled the gay haunts of Glasgow, well had Tapas if I remember correctly!)
We're all good thanks.
Popped on for a look around. It's all a bit dilapidated looking sadly :sad: Still a few diamonds in the rough I see though :wink:
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To be honest, if this is real, it's a bit shitty for you, I'm sure. However, your whole posting history screams 'drama queens' as I read through it. There always seem to be something not going right or that you don't like.
You announced to the site you were retiring from Dogging in March 2009 and yet you where still advertising for meets in May that year. You're still here now and yet claimed you were going yesterday around 6pm. If you really considered this a serious threat, you'd have deleted the account and it would have been removed overnight as the servers do their updatey-thingy.
All a bit confused and strange.
It would be interesting to see your simple answers to some of the simple questions members like Sarah and others have asked above - especially as you posted this across at least three Forum sections!
Reading between the lines, is this not not an overreaction to a meet or something that hasn't quite gone as planned and this post is the net, emotional result?
I burned one of my lovely, homemade quiches this morning and was totally devasted but I'm over it now... I nearly posted on every 'how to be a good gay cook' forum at the time though I can tell you.
Fraser... where's that 'drama queen-o-meter' you posted a couple of weeks back mister? smile

you're SUCH a bitch!!
wink
Why should the history make any difference to those joining the site though?
Surely new members join and pay based on what the site is or can provide for them NOW not what it was.
Similarly, those that don't like the sites membership policy will vote with their consumer "feet" and leave it? Won't they??
Or just bemoan the fact???
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Surely its more interesting to ask to see some T&A instead? lol

Trust you!
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keep bumping dudes

Not talking to you two............you were in Glasgow and you didn't tell us!?!?!?
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A risk from the juice:
I don't see the need for the defence as he has asked her to back away etc, but though we can think it's ridiculous in the heat of the event why would she throw or threaten to throw juice when it could be acid that she has decided to bring to a protest to throw at the police. Otherwise and most likely she had some juice and lashed out. Also possibly she deiberatlely brought juice to lash out to incite a response and then just say it was only juice.

perhaps - has been known!
During the G8 in 2005, Medics were issued with acid neutraliser because the more unsavoury elements that attend such things had previously used acid in drinks cartons and similar containers against Police. It was a very real threat.
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Nowadays I've just started to find women that are far less interested in 'turning you' and far more interested in joining in with the men that I play with.. simples :twisted:

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*Her*
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Laird - who's 'bow? You mean Rainbows..? That takes me back. Did she turn you into a lesbian in the end then? smile
x
One and the same young man.
I've always had lesbian tendencies ;-)
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lol
I fix things around the house all the time and Nellie doesn't notice most of the time.
Like the livingroom door being stiff and squeeky, a bit of WD40 later and it's good as new. About three months later he complained about the door swinging open all the time on it's own, then realised that I'd greased it and gave me a bit of a pat, then asked how I could fix it to stop opening on it's own? confused
Then there was the loose floorboard
The pet hutch door lock that was loose
The bathroom door hinge
The loose spare tap hole in the sink leaking into the cupboard
Sealant on the kitchen window
The broken pepper pot
Not exactly things I've broken, but nevertheless, fixed before he knew it was broken! :lol:

Marry me.....xxx
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any suggestions on how to turn your wife into a slut

Depends on your definition I suppose!
Missy......smackbottom
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Yes, kind of smile I guess it's a challenge

Bit like 'Bows mission to turn all the "straight" women then pmsl
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Believe it or not ... I rarely buy chocolate redface

Me neither, Fun, says Sappho finishing the last of her Cadbury's Caramel, but Will buys it for me instead! lol
I'd buy it for you as well wink
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The facts,
It is procedure whenever an armed suspect is fired on that all weapon are discharged untill it is known they are no longer a threat,this country follows the same cannot shoot to injure like in the movies.

The bit in bold is wildly wrong. Sorry.
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im sure you have. it seems a gay obsession, playing with straight married men...

Is that the gay equivalent of the heterosexuals single bi female then?
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At least he was wearing boxers when you saw him! :shock:

Last I saw him he had womens knickers on his head!
I used to have that pic!!! blink
I still have the knickers! lol
mmm saw the name Lairdy n had to come for a perv xxxxxxxxxxxx
and I got all excited when I saw Earthy. Hey you xxxxxx
mmmmmmm drool :twisted: xxxx
Really need your hand up my pvc kilt again wink
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Seems to me that it is just you......not many people are posting ...new or old... it`s a shame ain`t it !!


Now you see it's clever replies like that which made me hang about here!
Gem kiss
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Can we do it again... can we, can we? lol

I seem to remember us doing a second one but it wasn't quite as funny. Shortly after that we got hit as well.
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Mike, I love you, and hereby nominate you as official SH archivist of off-site shennanigans. You've brought tears of laughter in our 'ouse with that! biggrin Good times.
Lairdy? :therethere: kiss
N x x x ;)

Thanks Nellie
I seem to remember kissing your forehead goodbye as you slept at a NW munch with your head stuck firmly in Gems fine cleavage. In fairness I was aiming for Gems cleavage but I was as pissed as you were (although able to last longer wink )
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At least he was wearing boxers when you saw him! :shock:

Last I saw him he had womens knickers on his head!
I used to have that pic!!! blink
I still have the knickers! lol
mmm saw the name Lairdy n had to come for a perv xxxxxxxxxxxx
and I got all excited when I saw Earthy. Hey you xxxxxx