Quote by X_fanny_x
Shouting bogeys at the top of your voice while walking through a shopping centre
Nooooooooo i would never do anything so silly
While in a supermarket have a trolly dash (1 adults sits in the trolley, the other runs as fast as they can with the trolley round the supermarket) whilst bringing in silly car and aeroplane noises to,
Nope cant say ive ever done that either
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You are badddddd
but that's a good thing - I think
Walking into a well known shop (must have a condom counter and be relatively busy) and then explain to a dumb founded friend what each and every product does at the top of your voice (cue old lady stood behind you for that genuine amazed look)
Would i do that
Climbing into one of those rides for toddlers in most supermarkets and shopping centres mimicing the noises while turning the stearing wheel or setting all the buttons off whilst your older friend shouted at you to behave (calling her mum helps):giggle:
Please give me some dignity
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webster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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I've thought abot this quite a bit, and I couldn't shag someone I didn't like.
I could shag someonr who was fit but I didn't really know
I coulsd also do the same if I knew the person but was indifferent.
BUT....... although as any man will tell you there's no such thing as a bad shag, someone I connect with makes for a better night (afternoon. morning, holiday or whatever)
Ed
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I could shag someonr who was fit but I didn't really know
I coulsd also do the same if I knew the person but was indifferent.
BUT....... although as any man will tell you there's no such thing as a bad shag, someone I connect with makes for a better night (afternoon. morning, holiday or whatever)
Ed
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haven't read everything else as I just wanted to post my thoughts, I would prefer an apparent 3 or 4 servers as i think there are just too many rooms to scroll through.
I know the number of rooms is the same but somehow it seems more user friendly if you can spread them over more (virtual) servers
I know the number of rooms is the same but somehow it seems more user friendly if you can spread them over more (virtual) servers
I couldn't find the log out, now waiting 5 mis to get back in.
Not really happy with new system as it will become harder to find rooms with 40+ on the server even when quiet. This will lead to yellow pages syndrome (aaa good shag etc) even with the old rooms people had discovered that hyphens take precedence alphabetically. I will quickly get peed off with chat where the first ten rooms start --!
Still wait and see will vote with feet if we think appropriate.
Not really happy with new system as it will become harder to find rooms with 40+ on the server even when quiet. This will lead to yellow pages syndrome (aaa good shag etc) even with the old rooms people had discovered that hyphens take precedence alphabetically. I will quickly get peed off with chat where the first ten rooms start --!
Still wait and see will vote with feet if we think appropriate.
Truthfully there are several layers of privacy here. First I doubt anyone uses their real names on adverts, if you do then DOH!!!. Then only pics you are happy to have public go on adverts - if members are interested to see more they could check your profile, but only members acn do this as I understand it.
Even pics that do finish up visible are very low res.
I'd be more worried about someone watching comings & goings from my front door!!!!!
If I google my log on I get a dictionary
Webter (surprise not my real name)
Even pics that do finish up visible are very low res.
I'd be more worried about someone watching comings & goings from my front door!!!!!
If I google my log on I get a dictionary
Webter (surprise not my real name)
I can't believe no-one mentioned chewing gum. I have no problem with it being purchased & chewed but please dispose of it properly.
I suppose it does make the council clean the pavements properly occasionally and pubs buy new carpets & force me to buy new clothes when it transfers to me from public furniture - but it cheeses me off!
Silly boots & beating with a sh***y stick as punishment for offenders?
I suppose it does make the council clean the pavements properly occasionally and pubs buy new carpets & force me to buy new clothes when it transfers to me from public furniture - but it cheeses me off!
Silly boots & beating with a sh***y stick as punishment for offenders?
I'm a decidedly irregular poster, though have been a member of this site for some time - as a single male & more recently as couple because wife has become interested (wkd_lady_x), strangely she gets lots more attention and interest than me although she goes in the chat rooms and types fast enough to keep up, so that helps.
Just as a watching outsider though I sometimes wonder why I'm here, we haven't met anyone yet - we intend to but the logistics of arranging a meet (as Dawnie says) around our work lives and a young son make it very difficult, we don't go to clubs (too shy, I'm sure it's ok after the first time).
Often I have a quick look on the site and it bores me, then occasionally I recognise the humour and irreverence which seems to be part of the lifestyle and I realise why I joined in the first place and I don't think that has changed.
I'm at home for a few days at the moment and have been looking at the site daily, and was feeling a bit bored with it today until I saw this post, but perhaps less is more as they say?
Ed.
Just as a watching outsider though I sometimes wonder why I'm here, we haven't met anyone yet - we intend to but the logistics of arranging a meet (as Dawnie says) around our work lives and a young son make it very difficult, we don't go to clubs (too shy, I'm sure it's ok after the first time).
Often I have a quick look on the site and it bores me, then occasionally I recognise the humour and irreverence which seems to be part of the lifestyle and I realise why I joined in the first place and I don't think that has changed.
I'm at home for a few days at the moment and have been looking at the site daily, and was feeling a bit bored with it today until I saw this post, but perhaps less is more as they say?
Ed.
I know this is an old thread but I thought I'd share a different version of phone sex a girlfriend & i used to get up to a long while ago.
She would ring her Mum, Aunt, best friend (my favourite!!!!) or on one occasion my best mate then whilst she was chatting normally I undressed her and then fucked her. It was really horny seeing what I could do whilst she pretended normality and seeing how she made her excuses and hung up when it all got too much! No idea if anyone knew what we were up to although I think her best friend had an inkling, although g/f could easily have told her - they were very close!!
Don't know if that is phone exhibtionism rather than phone sex really, but I used to enjoy it BIG TIME - as did g/f.
She would ring her Mum, Aunt, best friend (my favourite!!!!) or on one occasion my best mate then whilst she was chatting normally I undressed her and then fucked her. It was really horny seeing what I could do whilst she pretended normality and seeing how she made her excuses and hung up when it all got too much! No idea if anyone knew what we were up to although I think her best friend had an inkling, although g/f could easily have told her - they were very close!!
Don't know if that is phone exhibtionism rather than phone sex really, but I used to enjoy it BIG TIME - as did g/f.
Struggled with business imposed debt for ten years then wen't bankrupt - now working for a company not myself - happier, more secure, but poorer (when it was good IT WAS GOOD!!!!!) and a little less motivated although I do put more into "home" than I used to. Overall a great thing and so long as you have no visible assets I have to recommend it.
The previous post you refer to (I think), now there's a thing. All worked out ok so far, wife and I have whole new sex life together & much love. She has seperate profile on this site but we share the contents of any correspondence.
She is impulsive and direct, no sublety at all, I have explained the need for discression but I'm not sure how the information was absorbed. I only hope I can protect her, I would rather love her alone and watch this site and have fantasies alone(as the lat three years) than risk our relationship. The dice are now rolled however, lets hope I keep throwing 7. She wants to meet man met on course again, possible, but after correspondence I don't think we'd be helping him (F**ked up by last relationship) or someone else (fine by me but not 30secs in chatroom and "do you want to meet" seems a bit eager!!!!). I'm sure though that we'll work it out.
Thanks for listening to my probs before & as I said the unjudgemental side of this site is a really great help when asking advice.
Enough of me, how's you hun?
She is impulsive and direct, no sublety at all, I have explained the need for discression but I'm not sure how the information was absorbed. I only hope I can protect her, I would rather love her alone and watch this site and have fantasies alone(as the lat three years) than risk our relationship. The dice are now rolled however, lets hope I keep throwing 7. She wants to meet man met on course again, possible, but after correspondence I don't think we'd be helping him (F**ked up by last relationship) or someone else (fine by me but not 30secs in chatroom and "do you want to meet" seems a bit eager!!!!). I'm sure though that we'll work it out.
Thanks for listening to my probs before & as I said the unjudgemental side of this site is a really great help when asking advice.
Enough of me, how's you hun?
Thanks for that, if intended for me, I enjoy the site already and have always been impressed by the humour which is more suited to my sense of ridiculousness than "real life". Yes I should enter into banter more but I'm shy and even by text I feel intimidated. The me I would showcase is articulate witty and good fun, but that is in public, I find typing gives you too much time to polish responses and hide your true self (Just done it again, pompous git). xx
As a mostly non posting man I thought it might be worth my twopenn'th. I watch the exchanges on this site and find a lot of humour and compassion, I don't know if on my own . my wife and I, or anyone on this site will eventually get what they think they are looking for, I do know that the feeling of companionship (even if nobody knows who I am ) helps when we feel unusual or out of step.
So HURRAH!!! long may I (we) not post, and enjoy the feeling of beloniging to a community that doesn't steal cars, shoplift or make me unhappy!! (Quite the opposite in fact)
So HURRAH!!! long may I (we) not post, and enjoy the feeling of beloniging to a community that doesn't steal cars, shoplift or make me unhappy!! (Quite the opposite in fact)
