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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55

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Or forward planning. The next Wednesday 2nd December is in 2009.
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Well, it's not long after xmas so, at a guess, turkey left overs.
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Quote by dundeecpl
Don't bother ironing them.
Start a new trend lol wink
G x

I'm 30something and I honestly don't think I've ever ironed anything in my life! Don't own an iron or an ironing board! :shock:
If I was in a position where I could call myself an active swinger and the subject came up with friends who were not, I don't think I'd be bothered about telling them. I don't think I know any people who are overly moralistic such that they'd disown me.
Quote by xxdevil69
New Labour to ban Sex

Well, they've already banned brains, or is that only within the party itself?
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Am i reading this all wrong, but are you not a guy???????? dunno
Little
XXX

Guys can be gang banged.............I just don't wanna see it when they are.
Steve
yeah, but the OP also said:
Hi There,
DEFINATELY no fees..just for some pre Xmas fun with a greedy girl!!!
Cheers!
Quote by KitKat
My answer is NO
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Because there are more people on here, more variation, there are a greater number of differing views.

As any forums' population grows, the chances of differing opinions increases and so does the chance of arguments.
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So I use the Kat rule of housework: If I ignore it for long enough, someone will do it for me!. lol

I wish that worked where I live!
I couldn't say if I had a mail like that or not.
If it even looks remotely dodgy it goes in the bin unread.
Seriously, I delete over 90% of my mail without even looking at it (beyond the title).
I think I will reserve space for all senders of spam in the rocket ship I am building to send Linda Barker and Madonna on a one way trip to the sun.
Mind you, that might be a lot of people and rocket ships aren't cheap to build.
Perhaps the spammers should just be thrown into an abandoned puppy mine which would then be filled with lava or, beter still, coca cola.
If your terms were clearly stated inyour ad then stick to your guns.
I'm a cynical bastard and I could easily see people using the "but I want it for christmas for my kid" routine to scam people out of goods.
I come here for a bit of friendly banter and chit chat.
If I make some friends here, so much the better.
I don't really come here looking to shag other forum members as I know that's highly unlikely whilst I'm still single.
Quote by Vix
You gottem the wrong way round, my lovver. But I guess you can't be as attractive as you are and be right all the time.

It's very clever of you to modify that quote there to make me look stupid.
smackbottom
Quote by Serendipity
Am I observant :jagsatwork: or hallucinating? redface

In a word: grapefruit
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This has reminded me of something else I saw.
Tony Hawks, uk comedian, gets a lot of fan mail from people who think he's Tony Hawk (skateboarder).
He replies to some of it. Some of it is rather funny, in my opionion:

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I propose the post count be replaced with a number showing how many small baby elephants wearing bowler hats the forum member has managed to fit into an old red british phone box on a Wednesday afternoon, say, between 3 and 4pm.
Quote by fruity1976
Sure it wil be here before we know it biggrin Hopefully haha

I hope not! This year has already gone past so fast that it's been a blur. I've had almost no time to stop, relax and have some fun smile
The suggestion bought up in another thread was to direct the poster of a commonly discussed subject to the previous thread and request they post their thoughts there.
I think I know what I want and what would make me happy and content. I don't currently have it though so I guess, maybe, when I find what I want then what I want may change into something else!
Madonna can share the rocket ship I'm building to send Linda Barker on a one way trip to the sun.
Well, they're on NTL, so it could be a long while! lol
I know they lost TV and phone Saturday lunchtime and, apparently, NTLs customer services section closes at mid day on Saturday!
There was me thinking they'd not been on for birthday reasons.
The clock and word association threads were deleted as they were deemed boring, not contributing to the site as a whole, and existed purely for posters to increase their post count.
Their deletions prompted this thread which expanded the complaints into ones regarding the general quality of post found here.
Some people post inane garbage just to increase their post count. By removing it they may be discouraged..
I hope the post count stays gone. smile
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And to be honest why the fuck are half of them locked???

Because they are deemed too off topic or otherwise a pointless, boring thread that contributes nothing to the site.
The 3some thread is all about post counts, in-so-far as your position in the league table dictates your 3some. There have been posts from others, intended to be funny I'm sure, saying that they need to post more to get to a more favourable position. Get rid of post counts, get rid of threads that relate to post counts.
Quote by Rainbows
I also personally believe that you can ascertain a lot about a person from the way they talk about "normal" things. So would hate to see those go away.

This is what I tried to say earlier only I didn't put it quite so clearly smile
Quote by celticq
I know this seems a bit simplistic but a wee symbol attached to the initial post to say - on topic, off topic, joke, moan, game, naval gazing, request for help - that would be visible in the index and folk could decide whether to read or not?

This is a reasonable idea but in practice it rarely works well, if at all. It relies on the poster starting the thread to set the icon appropriately. On various other boards I've been on it rarely gets used.
That being said, I'd recommend trying to refrain from anything which could be percieved as an attack or insult.
Quote by Calista
As a suggestion perhaps now is the time to have another chat room? Let's meet and the Cafe???

I still say a forum split is better.
Keep Cafe as is, and have a new Swinging Issues area.