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AtomCom2001
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · Northamptonshire

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I know a bit of topic for this site.. but I heard this tune this morning and I thing it is a pisstake song. But I read that a lot of people think that this guy is for real !

What do you sexy, wise people think ?
Andy
Quote by duncanlondon
Just wondered if you have been considering a back, crack and sack Atom?

Well lucky I do not really have an issue with hair back or arse .. lol
Why was you offering...? If so I would much perfer one of the sexy lady on SH to do it .. lol
I know some may think that this is sad and maybe a little bit over the top, but I am really one for looking after myself, brushing and flossing regularly, moisturisering at night before bed and moisturisering well after shaving.
Is this something that is because more acceptable now? For men to look after themselves?
Andy
erm .. looks like to have reached the max lenth of the subject line..
Maybe you need to fill out the details in the main post smile
Quote by thehedonists
Hey and don't forget that if a couple take a single guy to Chams they can sign him in and he doesn't have to worry about membership. Still costs him £30 though.

Oh really? I did not know that?
I normally go as a couple with my partner or with another female freind.
Quote by Choochie
didn't know clubs had waiting lists - i'm obviously going to the more downmarket variety!

Most clubs have them... If you are a couple or a single female, they just wave you in.. For us singles males it is a lot lot lot more difficult and very much more expensive!
On the subject of winks. I do find a lot of people see them as a waste of time and rarely respond to them anyways..
Quote by Dirtygirly
Now just how do you dispose of them ,having recently attending a house party and the host finding a number of used and discarded condoms lying around it raised the question of the right way of disposing of the bloody things. As a woman I don't really see it as my responsibility to worry about such things my main concern is that its used in the first place.

Pay for someone to come and pick them up and charge your guests?!! :giggle:
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smackbottom
Ooooooooh do it again!! :rascal:
Just a little bit of mischief! wink
And is that allowed? :giggle:
Oi's paid moi dues 'lil lady! lol
*doffs cap*
ooo how many quote replies can you get on a reply .. ? hehe
Quote by Dirtygirly

:giggle:

Yeah I think we all did a quick google search on condom art... lol
But I also found this
There is a speck a light at the end of the tunnel, it's not very close but it's there

That is just the oncoming train smile
Quote by Sarah
Maybe the party host could put a small bin and bin liner in each play room for such items!

Do not forget you must put biohazard signs all around the bins ... lol
Well that is a very good point..
With todays health and safety rules and laws. I believe you have to first get an assessment, then the house and neibouring houses have to be cornered off, then 2 men in full hazmat suit have to come and dispose of the biologic hazard.
You will also be charged a yearly fee, for deep protective storage of the materials
of course, you could be enviromential friendly and throw them in the recycling .. lol
Quote by kentswingers777
Oh course you always get the person that will try and comment on every post they see, even if they do not really have a point to make on the topic.. It is like they just need people to see that they are still there. You always get the people that feel the have to comment on every post, because the post could not possible be valid unless they did

Ah so people can only post in threads that you deem to be ok for them to post in?
Got it.:thumbup:
You know I did not mean that ...
But I then again I wonder why you have such a high post count .. hmmmmm innocent
Oh course you always get the person that will try and comment on every post they see, even if they do not really have a point to make on the topic.. It is like they just need people to see that they are still there. You always get the people that feel the have to comment on every post, because the post could not possible be valid unless they did
You need to take into a count that this is a forum ..
It is not a Q/A group.
I my line of work I have to work with forums, Q/A groups, support sites etc a lot. I always find them to be the same, no matter what the topic.
A forum is what it says, a place for open and free dissusion. Topics will change as a dissusion progresses. Always has, always will. Unless you have a speaker or chairman to control the subjects stay on topic.
It is not rude and it is not mischief making .. it is just the life of any conversation..
Hi there.
I know that there was been a lot of discussion on the subject on smoking and swinging. But I was wondering what peoples views on drinking and swinging was.
I myself do not really drink, it is not something I really enjoy. Though I really do not mind others that do.
The reason I ask is that I have been in a couple of group sessions where the lady likes to have more than a bit too drink before the fun starts. Once this stopped me playing as I though that maybe she had a bit too much and it was a bit too silly.
Quote by anais
Hi Jed - we should change that thread slightly as the numbers don't exist on the adverts now (I think).
Just put the url for the advert you wish to put in your signature..
Cheers Tan wave just saw you give the urls in preview kiss

The numbers do exist still but you are right in saying is better to use the URL smile
Quote by Kaznkev
Can i sit on the fence and say both! lol
There is an excitment before a new meet,but with someone who knows you,and you them,the sex is more likely to push you to new places.
Assuming you get to the sex innocent

Trust you to want to sit on something .. lol
on that note, can I be the fence ...lol
is this the cue for a gag about uprights and wood ? :lol:
Well I would perfer without the gag, but if you think your screams might get too much .. lol
Quote by JedinLeeds
Hi, ive just read the post re linking your ad. But i cant find my Advert number so i can put it in the link/ Where is it? Thanx. Jed

Well the best way to do is, is by going into Adverts, click the one you want to link, copy the URL from the address bar and the pasting it into your forum signuture
Quote by Choochie
Was discussing this very subject at lunchtime - what is a time waster ?
To me it is someone that doesn't turn up for a meet and doesn't let me know or text 10 mins before we are due to meet and I'm on the way - grrrr annoying that !
I am always happy to chat - but not always happy to meet - is it considered wasting peoples time just chatting?

I would reply to that, but then again I might just be wasting my time.. lol
Quote by Kaznkev
Can i sit on the fence and say both! lol
There is an excitment before a new meet,but with someone who knows you,and you them,the sex is more likely to push you to new places.
Assuming you get to the sex innocent

Trust you to want to sit on something .. lol
on that note, can I be the fence ...lol
Hi,
With the popularity of Verifications (or Reps as SH like to call it) you get to see that some people like to have fun with lots of different people. Where some like one or 2 regular play mates.
So I was wondering do people generally like to met loads and loads of different people, or do they like the odd one or 2 playmates?
Of course there is also the whole discussion about this. Some do not like to see one person too regular or it might become more of a relationship then NSA fun. Some like to met the same people as they get to know there likes and dislikes more.
So what do you like ?
A big problem was the press conference to the media at the start. Thet made a big deal about how they would quickly find him. Of course the media ran with this story and the whole world was waiting for the big shot out live on tv.
Problem is, this is one person in a very big area. So of course he was not quickly picked up. This has made the police look alittle, well, a little stuipid. So in normal british way of over reaction we are about to Nuke the whole area.
Quote by tweeky
Size, I would say, is relative to where it's going, which makes it subjective.
According to Wikipedia average is " so by definition anything above that would be WE but where it becomes VWE or VVWE I have no idea.
Perhaps we should agree a formula lol each 1" above average get you an increase in status so
6" = WE ; 7" = VWE etc
Am sure loads would disagree lol perhaps it should be 2" for each step.
7" = WE ; 9" = VWE
In short ( long ) I reckon if it makes your eyes water it's big and if you need something to bite on its very big.

Your formula definitely needs work, I am just missing VWE sad
Size does not matter, its who you can put it in that counts lol
Question is on which scale are you missing it on . lol