My ex Norma caught a guy in her office looking at child porn. Her MD was away so she told the office manager who thought it wasnt true.
Next day he was doing it again but cunningly cleared the history every time he left the desk. Norma Told Fred again and fred said Mark was a decent chap and he didnt think Mark was like that
Norma issued an ultimatum, which ended in her going to the police. They came into work, confiscated the PC, had it checked and agreed mark HAD been looking at kids, but cos he didnt download, and cos they were so busy with opperation ORB, they let him go with a caution
Norma was then made to feel like shit by the men in her office and was made redundant 3 months later
Dont bother with the police, they will spend more time investigating you than the criminal
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Geminifemale
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 65
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Dont give up Darkfire or anyne else who has had a less than happy experience.
It sounds like ive been very lucky in finding a couple who ive clicked so well with and when this thread started I said to my self ive been lucky but having just read Polo's post, Ive realised what ive actually done is to vet or weed out couples who i didnt think would fit the bill
I think its because im not primarly interested in any male involvment, and that ensures attention is evenly matched. Having said that, i never say never and i surprise myself by finding once i get to know a guy, i feel more comfortable with his involvment.
If your going into an already estblished situation, your the odd one out and it takes nerve, They need empathy for your situation and the discipline to make sure your not left out in the heat of the moment
I always knew that 'friends first' was important for me. Wham bam sex isnt worth having. It doesnt neccesarily have to mean emotional involvment but there has to be a foundation on which to build. Sex on its own doesnt ammount to much but the wider picture sets the scene
I guess all this means be more careful and choosey in who you select to play with. Maybe change the dynamics and as Polo said, find a single bi fem to team up with and you be the couple and find a single guy
Jaymar and Polo Lady.....maybe you could write a swingers guide for couples looking for the SBF
It sounds like ive been very lucky in finding a couple who ive clicked so well with and when this thread started I said to my self ive been lucky but having just read Polo's post, Ive realised what ive actually done is to vet or weed out couples who i didnt think would fit the bill
I think its because im not primarly interested in any male involvment, and that ensures attention is evenly matched. Having said that, i never say never and i surprise myself by finding once i get to know a guy, i feel more comfortable with his involvment.
If your going into an already estblished situation, your the odd one out and it takes nerve, They need empathy for your situation and the discipline to make sure your not left out in the heat of the moment
I always knew that 'friends first' was important for me. Wham bam sex isnt worth having. It doesnt neccesarily have to mean emotional involvment but there has to be a foundation on which to build. Sex on its own doesnt ammount to much but the wider picture sets the scene
I guess all this means be more careful and choosey in who you select to play with. Maybe change the dynamics and as Polo said, find a single bi fem to team up with and you be the couple and find a single guy
Jaymar and Polo Lady.....maybe you could write a swingers guide for couples looking for the SBF
FFS Essex
Its bad enough being used and belittled in this way without you adding insult to injury
Dont be so fking insensitive please, if you cant be sympathetic or constructive, then say nothing.
Whatever you might think, its cruel and thoughtless for people to be so ignorant to a third party in a swinging situation.
Its exactly this attitude which is causing the problem.
Its bad enough being used and belittled in this way without you adding insult to injury
Dont be so fking insensitive please, if you cant be sympathetic or constructive, then say nothing.
Whatever you might think, its cruel and thoughtless for people to be so ignorant to a third party in a swinging situation.
Its exactly this attitude which is causing the problem.
Brilliant thread for me cos this is something i want to know
Im sorry you feel like youve been used though, it was selfish of them i agree and i guess your better of without that kind of treatment.
Ive only met one couple so far and they treat me like a princess. She appears to be shy but is very quietly confident, gentle and loving and he is like a dad i wish i had.
I asked him whats in it for him seeing me getting off with his Mrs and he said, if shes happy, im happy, and Amy, you make her so happy so im greatful
That blew me away. I thought long and hard before getting involved cos shes gorgeous and i asked myself could i handle walking away after a nice weekend together, but now im doing it, i know i can cos they are always there and im happy with that
Every situation will be different
Amy
Oh yeah, and if any of you remember what i was like 2 months ago?........im getting my head round it and adapting ok
Im sorry you feel like youve been used though, it was selfish of them i agree and i guess your better of without that kind of treatment.
Ive only met one couple so far and they treat me like a princess. She appears to be shy but is very quietly confident, gentle and loving and he is like a dad i wish i had.
I asked him whats in it for him seeing me getting off with his Mrs and he said, if shes happy, im happy, and Amy, you make her so happy so im greatful
That blew me away. I thought long and hard before getting involved cos shes gorgeous and i asked myself could i handle walking away after a nice weekend together, but now im doing it, i know i can cos they are always there and im happy with that
Every situation will be different
Amy
Oh yeah, and if any of you remember what i was like 2 months ago?........im getting my head round it and adapting ok
Does anyone know where the list of rules can be found
I want to know if other tennants in the house can smoke.
A guy moved in yesterday and i can already smell the disgusting stench of nicotine
think im gonna tell landlord im knocking a chunk off my rent each month, and if he doesnt agree, i will remind him he hasnt had a landlords cert done on either the gas or electrics and im shopping him
When you have em by the balls, hearts and minds follow
I want to know if other tennants in the house can smoke.
A guy moved in yesterday and i can already smell the disgusting stench of nicotine
think im gonna tell landlord im knocking a chunk off my rent each month, and if he doesnt agree, i will remind him he hasnt had a landlords cert done on either the gas or electrics and im shopping him
When you have em by the balls, hearts and minds follow
I love haggling, i know most Brits feel ashamed at asking for discount or trying to negociate a better than advertised deal, but if you over come that and get a bit cheeky, then you will be surprised what can be done.
The secret is to be friendly and non threatening. Always smile, exchange a few pleasantries first, we all want some passion while were being fucked and this is no different. So go on a charm offensive, be cheeky, saucy, make a few jokes, compare the deal to a fictional one youve just been quoted, do a bit of ameture dramatics if needs be.
I went with a friend to get some carpet, she eventually walked off in shame and started the car, but i got her a damn good deal.
I asked his price for the carpet and haggled over that, then for underlay and haggled that down, then gripper rods, thresholds and fitting and got that down, .......then added together and asked for best price if i bought it all together....just when he had enough, the killer blow.....how much for cash
Individual, multiple, total
3 lots of discount, and never be afraid to walk out the door, if its a wet wednesday afternoon and there are no customers, hes gonna deal.
Its amazing what you can get, specially when you take your car to a garage and dress accordingly, but thats a different story cos a 'Bj goes a long way'
You have nothing to loose and its fun too, so come on give it a go.
Right, whos first?
The secret is to be friendly and non threatening. Always smile, exchange a few pleasantries first, we all want some passion while were being fucked and this is no different. So go on a charm offensive, be cheeky, saucy, make a few jokes, compare the deal to a fictional one youve just been quoted, do a bit of ameture dramatics if needs be.
I went with a friend to get some carpet, she eventually walked off in shame and started the car, but i got her a damn good deal.
I asked his price for the carpet and haggled over that, then for underlay and haggled that down, then gripper rods, thresholds and fitting and got that down, .......then added together and asked for best price if i bought it all together....just when he had enough, the killer blow.....how much for cash
Individual, multiple, total
3 lots of discount, and never be afraid to walk out the door, if its a wet wednesday afternoon and there are no customers, hes gonna deal.
Its amazing what you can get, specially when you take your car to a garage and dress accordingly, but thats a different story cos a 'Bj goes a long way'
You have nothing to loose and its fun too, so come on give it a go.
Right, whos first?
I must confess
I was attempting to remove my sisters tonsils with a rug hook and it got caught round the dangly thing at the back of the throat. She started screaming and crying and in my panic, i yanked it out followed by a whole load of blood.
Mum came running the room and i explained that i tried to stop her putting the hook in her mouth in the first place and that I prevented her from choking too.
After a trip to the doctors, we were consoled/rewarded with jelly and icecream, and my job title changed from surgeon to nurse.
I was attempting to remove my sisters tonsils with a rug hook and it got caught round the dangly thing at the back of the throat. She started screaming and crying and in my panic, i yanked it out followed by a whole load of blood.
Mum came running the room and i explained that i tried to stop her putting the hook in her mouth in the first place and that I prevented her from choking too.
After a trip to the doctors, we were consoled/rewarded with jelly and icecream, and my job title changed from surgeon to nurse.
Land of my fathers..........i havent seen that in writing for 38 ish yrs
It was a special day in school, those of us who had costume wore it, a shawl and hat usually, we sang songs which i still vaguely remember and learned about our herritage
Social values were so different then, yes we had the cane and humilliation too but the naughtiness we had wasnt malicious, we didnt steal, damage or injur like so called kids do today.
We had a future to look forward to and we were naieve in many things.
Now the kids have had and done it all........stolen the car and joy ridden it and burned it out, done a happy slapping attack and filmed it for fun, done the drugs and drink, had the sex, got the ASBO, swore and spat at a copper, stuck two fingers up to the judicery, ......with impunity ............all by the time they are 12 or 13, so what the hell do they then have to look forward to in life.
Kids and intelligent animals need structure, they need rules, boundaries, tasks and rewards, discipline and fun. Without these, life is lawless, hopeless worthless
It doesnt take a PHd in socioligy, psychology or any other science to see this, its what we used to call common sense, but alas its a very UN common sense to our politicians.
Whats the answer? Whatever it is, you cant adopt it cos it breaches EU human rights legislation
It was a special day in school, those of us who had costume wore it, a shawl and hat usually, we sang songs which i still vaguely remember and learned about our herritage
Social values were so different then, yes we had the cane and humilliation too but the naughtiness we had wasnt malicious, we didnt steal, damage or injur like so called kids do today.
We had a future to look forward to and we were naieve in many things.
Now the kids have had and done it all........stolen the car and joy ridden it and burned it out, done a happy slapping attack and filmed it for fun, done the drugs and drink, had the sex, got the ASBO, swore and spat at a copper, stuck two fingers up to the judicery, ......with impunity ............all by the time they are 12 or 13, so what the hell do they then have to look forward to in life.
Kids and intelligent animals need structure, they need rules, boundaries, tasks and rewards, discipline and fun. Without these, life is lawless, hopeless worthless
It doesnt take a PHd in socioligy, psychology or any other science to see this, its what we used to call common sense, but alas its a very UN common sense to our politicians.
Whats the answer? Whatever it is, you cant adopt it cos it breaches EU human rights legislation
She was born with the attitude, i just happened to find out. My best friend is the same and ive stopped going out with her now cos shes so embarrasing.
It didnt matter where we went, if she didnt get immediate service or attention she would make a scene............'scuse me, are you going to serve me or not? its cos im black isnt it, your just fking racist'
It didnt matter where we went, if she didnt get immediate service or attention she would make a scene............'scuse me, are you going to serve me or not? its cos im black isnt it, your just fking racist'
I had so many accidental injuries but nothing as bad as the riding crop whip marks my step dad gave me on a weekly basis
i stepped on a rake and had a black eye, was spreading straw under a calf and he kicked me, touched a freshly creosoted fence and went to the loo without washing hands first, and was helping mum make pickled onions, put some dried chilly in my mouth and couldnt stop the burning. Hahaha, Grandparents moved house so mum went to make curtians, i thought i could help by turning the pulley on the sewing machine and got my hand mangled by the belt.
made a tree house and fell through the floor, jumped off a tractor to open a gate, didnt bother putting the brake on and couldnt open the gate quick enough, had to side step before getting crushed.
fell trough an asbestos roof, got butted by an angry ewe and many more
Wouldnt change it for the world, best up bringing I could have had, except for the step dad
i stepped on a rake and had a black eye, was spreading straw under a calf and he kicked me, touched a freshly creosoted fence and went to the loo without washing hands first, and was helping mum make pickled onions, put some dried chilly in my mouth and couldnt stop the burning. Hahaha, Grandparents moved house so mum went to make curtians, i thought i could help by turning the pulley on the sewing machine and got my hand mangled by the belt.
made a tree house and fell through the floor, jumped off a tractor to open a gate, didnt bother putting the brake on and couldnt open the gate quick enough, had to side step before getting crushed.
fell trough an asbestos roof, got butted by an angry ewe and many more
Wouldnt change it for the world, best up bringing I could have had, except for the step dad
im squeeky clean and very fussy about my and other peoples personal hygene.
I have noticed that some men are particularly un fussy about oral hygene and cant be assed to get out of bed and brush teeth before kissing in the morning
Im feeling queesy thinking about this
Sadly the menstrual detail is true, i knew it was her 'blood' cos it coincided with the wrappers and was on the cabinet door knob, toilet flush, bath mat and basin taps
We all have accidents, but shame and pride should ensure its put right after. She had neither
Men do pick noses a lot, specially in the 'privacy' of car where all the world can see yet they think themselves invisible.
Once using mobiles whilst driving has erradicated, will the police prosecute for nose picking?
Feeling sick now
Eeeeewwwww yuk
I have noticed that some men are particularly un fussy about oral hygene and cant be assed to get out of bed and brush teeth before kissing in the morning
Im feeling queesy thinking about this
Sadly the menstrual detail is true, i knew it was her 'blood' cos it coincided with the wrappers and was on the cabinet door knob, toilet flush, bath mat and basin taps
We all have accidents, but shame and pride should ensure its put right after. She had neither
Men do pick noses a lot, specially in the 'privacy' of car where all the world can see yet they think themselves invisible.
Once using mobiles whilst driving has erradicated, will the police prosecute for nose picking?
Feeling sick now
Eeeeewwwww yuk
Ive just gone downstairs to use the bathroom (unfortunately situated 'out back' beyond the kitchen where its coldest) to find my incredibly hairy house mate JB standing in the living room, with his razor plugged into a socket, shaving off his facial hair all over the living room floor.
His body hair is copious and finds its way all over the bathroom. The last house mate we had here ( 24 yr old girl with way too much attitude) was no better. At the full moon she would leave tampon wrappers all over the bathroom floor and traces of blood too. I know she had attitude cos i told her what a dirty lazy slag she was.
I grew up on a farm, ive swam in cow slurry, been covered in sheeps, turkeys and cattle shit, lambed ewes, killed and dressed turkeys, rabbits etc etc, but NONE of that ever turned my stomak the way humans can.
Is it just me, or do you find other peoples personal habits disgusting?
His body hair is copious and finds its way all over the bathroom. The last house mate we had here ( 24 yr old girl with way too much attitude) was no better. At the full moon she would leave tampon wrappers all over the bathroom floor and traces of blood too. I know she had attitude cos i told her what a dirty lazy slag she was.
I grew up on a farm, ive swam in cow slurry, been covered in sheeps, turkeys and cattle shit, lambed ewes, killed and dressed turkeys, rabbits etc etc, but NONE of that ever turned my stomak the way humans can.
Is it just me, or do you find other peoples personal habits disgusting?
I still havent met this guy yet, we have chatted a lot but cant meet for 2 more weeks till he gets back from Canada.
We chatted earlier this evening and so i asked him for more details but he said we need to meet first before i go spending loads of money on" tarting myself up" just in case i dont like him.
Sounds like another guy with insecurities, i hope he doesnt start thinking im out of his league cos im not.
So I better hang fire on shopping till I get the nod, but I think maybe merrangue may not be the best thing. But I was thinking black cos its so universal for other occasions too
Thank you all for your words of wisdom so far
We chatted earlier this evening and so i asked him for more details but he said we need to meet first before i go spending loads of money on" tarting myself up" just in case i dont like him.
Sounds like another guy with insecurities, i hope he doesnt start thinking im out of his league cos im not.
So I better hang fire on shopping till I get the nod, but I think maybe merrangue may not be the best thing. But I was thinking black cos its so universal for other occasions too
Thank you all for your words of wisdom so far
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Why is it when things are going well, something bloody happens to make you so stressed you could stick 20ciggys in your mouth at once?!?!?!?! The flipping belts gone on the washing machine
Dont stress over it, its easy to fix.
Pull out machine, switch off, remove back, clean up old shredded bits of belt, get machine details or look for number on old belt, go to local spares shop, get new one, use screwdriver to lever new one on whilst turning the pulley wheel, replace back, switch on and try
DO NOT resume smoking, its not worth it :x
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I gave up smoking one morning and didnt do it again for 12 years. i started for 1 month and just stopped again. It was easy.
Sadly, drink is different. I drink very little, certainly less than most people i know, but its not something i can give up completely
I wouldn't mind giving you something else to think about
FLIPPIN 'eck, was that a chat up?
Ladies ( or gents )
Ive been invited to a ball in the officers mess in a few weeks time. (if you can call it an invitation.........typical man, his exact words were, have you got a ball gown?)
Like good old Calamityjane, i just aint accustomed to purchasing such delicate items of female finery, and I havent got a clue as to what i should wear.
I realy fancy a black, off the shoulder, knee length dress with a full skirt.
Please tell me where im going wrong, cos im sure its just so NOT the thing to wear.
Does it have to be black, is knee length too short and should one expose ones shoulders?
Ive been invited to a ball in the officers mess in a few weeks time. (if you can call it an invitation.........typical man, his exact words were, have you got a ball gown?)
Like good old Calamityjane, i just aint accustomed to purchasing such delicate items of female finery, and I havent got a clue as to what i should wear.
I realy fancy a black, off the shoulder, knee length dress with a full skirt.
Please tell me where im going wrong, cos im sure its just so NOT the thing to wear.
Does it have to be black, is knee length too short and should one expose ones shoulders?
Ive heard all sorts of stories about what this will mean to many people
Apparantly a lorry driver will no longer be able to smoke in his cab as its HIS workplace
A home service engineer can expect a customer to stop smoking at least 1 hour prior to calling at the house so the atmosphere is smoke free
God knows what other stories will start going round
Im all in favour of the ban but I just wonder if the government have thought it through and how it will be enforced.
Apparantly a lorry driver will no longer be able to smoke in his cab as its HIS workplace
A home service engineer can expect a customer to stop smoking at least 1 hour prior to calling at the house so the atmosphere is smoke free
God knows what other stories will start going round
Im all in favour of the ban but I just wonder if the government have thought it through and how it will be enforced.
