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27 Aug 2004

Guess what :!:
Something DID go wrong today after all.... biggrin

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I have just spent the last half hour trying to fix my bathroom tap. Dead dramatic it was! I was woken by the eldest saying she couldn't turn it off... I managed to turn it off but I don't know how to fix it and I'll have to get a plumber.
Do you ever wish you'd kept your big mouth shut? redface

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P.S. Any plumbers near me? :D :D :D :D

26 Aug 2004

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Take a good look in the mirror and you'll see someone shallow and unable to face down relationship problems - or finish them altogether - and who is certainly nowhere near mature enough to understand Swinging and what it means and the emotional and psycological maturity to takes.
And your girlfriend - whoever she is - doesn't deserve to be betrayed in this manner...
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26 Aug 2004

I am not leaving Swinging Heaven...
My dog has not just died...
My daughter has not announced I am to be a Granny...
I have not lost my job...
I haven't broken any bones...
My house hasn't just burnt down...
Hosty has not just dumped me...
Thursday, 26th August, 22-35 p.m. and not a fucking thing is wrong....
HELP!!!! I AM ABNORMAL!!!!

25 Aug 2004

I like guys who are 'cut'... there's nothing more off puting than the discovery (as has happened to me now and again) of a cock not properly washed. evil

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25 Aug 2004

Our parties are always very relaxed affairs - and are predominatly attended by new (or relatively new) to scene Couples & Females.

Er... you've had ONE, haven't you...? dunno

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25 Aug 2004

This one will never resolve itself...
I'd like to make the following points:
Several Swinging groups were approached by the makers of this T.V. programme. All that I know of declined the offer to be involved as most Swingers do like their activities to be descrete, and any 'expose' is bad for attendance figures. One group I know of went under because of a newspaper report. The only motivation Radlett seems to have had is that they were ALREADY struggling to attract the 'kind of members' they are pitching for - bluntly, they had nothing to lose. And Best of British to them! wink

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The person responsible for the website blurb in an arsehole... end of debate! If he or she can't express themselves better than to spark off all this bad feeling, the evidence suggests a career in accountancy is better suited.
Of course Radlett is commercial... and so are all the rest! If anyone has ever organised their own party, as I have, you'd soon realise that there is no fun whatsoever in it doing it regularly - unless you're getting something out of it financially. :wink:
So... you pays your money and takes your choice!
The main problem with enterprises such as these if that although they can guarentee a steady flow of guys on their books, they can never guarentee that enough women or couples will attend each party they advertise. Almost all of these so called 'Swingers Groups' empoly what they lovingly refer to as 'Party Girls' (Which you and I would call Prostitutes.) These 'Party Girls' pamper to the guys and make them feel they've scored so they'll come back again and again and again... In practice, say if our Venus attended and came across all smitten and took a chap - or bunch of chaps :twisted: - upstairs, lay down on the bed (and you almost always have to share beds!) next to a another woman, that woman next to Venus could well be earning Â£200 for doing what Venus is doing for free.
How do you feel about Parties now..? :wink:

25 Aug 2004

Stokey...
PM me with the times you're thinking of. I should be able to do Saturday afternoon but will have to be home by 7pm. I think it's about time I explored this Rios and previous attempts have all fallen by the wayside.
This is NOT a 100% promise as I have a wee personal issue right now, but either way I'll know by Friday I should think.
Hxx

25 Aug 2004

I do it... biggrin

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The amount varies from a few drops to what seems like bloody pints! And Hosty had to reach for a towel quick once or else the mattress would have been in peril.
I don't have any control of it whatsoever, but it only happens after a really long or frantic session. And it doesn't necessarily coincide with an orgasm either...
Hxx

24 Aug 2004

What a flamming lot of hijackers! evil

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So where does this leave my poor Bunny - on it's third lot of batteries and still with no name!
Cruncher..?! Cruncher..?!
If that's the best you can do, Mark, you can just leave! :smug:

24 Aug 2004

The evidence from my personal perspective is that people who spend their time contemplation other folks bulges, have invaribly forgotten their own short comings - and there are more butt ugly skinny folks than you can chuck a stick at.
The very act of pointing out someone's ample proportions make them feel better about themselves... small, narrow minded tossers that they are! rolleyes

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I'm off to play with nice folks.... :twisted:

24 Aug 2004

rotflmao

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24 Aug 2004

With Hosty, it was his eyes...
He peered at me over the tops of his half frame spectacles, and it was like he had x-ray vision and suddenly I felt all naked and started to twitch like a bunny rabbit caught in the headlights of a lorry. :inlove:

24 Aug 2004

Quote by Keith3006
As most people going seem to have been to the munch last Sat. why don't you decome identifiable by wearing your offical badges? Of course, it depends on whether you have anything to pin them too! Ouch! Ouch!

What a fantastic idea! biggrin

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I've still got mine from the Croydon Munch... somewhere.
Three cheers for Ice Pie! :cheers:

23 Aug 2004

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23 Aug 2004

I shall be there... topless! :twisted:
I've got a cutaway Basque, stockings and a pink fur edged, seethrough Tutu... Haven't decided on whether to wear knickers with it or not. rolleyes

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Outdoorfun is threatening to come as a Rubber Nun... redface

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23 Aug 2004

passionkiss

Have a hug, Hun... sounds like the day from hell!
Hxx smile

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23 Aug 2004

Marcuso...?
How did you get your Avatar to be such a convincing likeness? lol

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23 Aug 2004

My, oh, my!
Heather says she's got a few days R&R and suddenly she's the most popular girl in town. biggrin

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Wednesday is now booked but I shall be looking into more possibilities today.
Hxx

22 Aug 2004

Brian! Brian! biggrin

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That's it! That's the perfect new name for my Rampant Rabbit! :D :D
Cheers, Yin Yang! wink

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22 Aug 2004

Roger is too obvious a name for a Rabbit.
Ronaldo...? Can't stand football! mad

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But I do like the foreign sounding twist. :twisted:
Any other ideas, anybody..?

22 Aug 2004

I have just acquired my new gift from Outdoorfun, aka The Kent Host. biggrin

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My brand new bouncing Rampant Rabbit! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Thing is, Hosty wants to know what I'm calling him. I was crap at choosing my kids and pets names... but what do you call a Rampant Rabbit?
Any ideas...? dunno

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22 Aug 2004

A very good friend of mine actually chips a few years off in things like ads. I never have as I fail to see the point.
I think the problem with the concept of age is not chronological years but looks, TBH. If you are 40 and look good for your age, you feel more inclined to honesty. If you have that 'lived in' look, I can understand the tempation.
I'm 39 and couldn't give a stuff about numbers... I just go for looks and personality. biggrin

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Hxx

22 Aug 2004

Co-ee!

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Flirty, flirt-flirt!
As it happens, I shall be at a lose end for most of this week and Tooting is a bus ride away..
Check out the pics and let me know. wink

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21 Aug 2004

Yeah... it's daft! rolleyes

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We've been over this before and it got chucked out within minutes.
Do you really want to advertise your pastimes to friends, neighbours, family AND the police? PLUS there's the fact that Doggers can't see car stickers in the dark.
Hxx

21 Aug 2004

Yeah...have a great time! lol

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A bloody GREAT time..!! smile

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A really, bloody great time!! evil

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Some of us have got to keep an eye on the site. sad

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Huh! :cry: :cry: :cry:

21 Aug 2004

James... As Sexykness can testify, we're here... we're just very busy!
And you would have got an invite to my bukkake thingy tonight expect my partner and I had to cancel - family commitments.
Do you have a car? If so, give me a PM and I'll introduce you to the delights of Shirley Hills one evening... and don't say I never do anything to help newbies! wink

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Hxx

21 Aug 2004

I've had lots of cocks! biggrin

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:D And some for MORE than a day! :D :D :D
Oh! :shock: Do you mean instead of a vagina??? :shock: :shock:
Now, why would we want that? confused

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20 Aug 2004

Quote by outdoorfun
On the basis of a year or two's research (yeah, right !) it is blibdingly obvious that HIGH MAINTENANCE ladies make the best lovers.
As for origin: then North America every time - failing that, Londoners of course, hotly pursued by Scots lasses.
All this of course excludes any consideration of my current flame.
(Ducks to avoid the flying brick that got launched before she read the last sentence)
Outdoorfun
aka The Kent Host

Does this mean I'm Not High Maintenance? Or doesn't it? rolleyes

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20 Aug 2004

I get Pms from newbies a lot... single male newbies, mostly. rolleyes

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I do wish they'd spent a little time getting to know folks onlist before charging off like that... but on the whole they're welcome. biggrin

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I don't get a lot of PM from regulars except on official business... and when Black Dalek (Mark) PMs me, I shudder as I know I've done something wrong. sad

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Mal flashes up apalling and silly ads and posts to give me a giggle now and again. cool

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19 Aug 2004

Must admit I'm intregued about who it is... confused

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Can anyone spot anyone looking sheepish??? :shock: :shock: