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Heather
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
Straight Male, 77

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Calista...
I think you're avatar is great! biggrin
I didn't think of the face angle to it... but I did think "There's a girl that should be a Belly Dancer" :twisted:
Love Wand

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Not quite used to seeing a cock so nicely described... If it's love you're after, however, have you tried the Yellow pages..?
Best of luck, though. Sorry I can't help.
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Well, I will think of something to top the last formal evening and if Blue and partner would like to come down and help ...............
TKH

Actually, the LAST formal evening was a larf.... Not exactly the most genteel way to introduce your new girlfriend to your mates, and it would have been nice to see their faces... rolleyes
Can't wait for Saturday, though! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Anymore for anymore....? :shock: :shock:
Bless you, my pet, but you and Terry should team up... I once was out doing a bit of 'baby sitting' of a very special nature. Terry insisted I call him as soon as I left the place and again and soon as I got home - like I haven't powdered enough botties in my time! rolleyes
All worrying ever gets you in grey before you time... Well, you've seen him, haven't you? lol
At the the school's literary composition club, I was voted the person least likely to finish a coherent
Can't speak for recent methods, but our experience of ECT was that it caused more problems than it solved. Mum had immediately suffered short term memory loss and some parts of her memory never came back.
I am certainly grateful that no one I know of right now suffers from clinical depression. Maybe a few of my friends are down in the dumps.
As we've seen, the subject of depression cause a variety of reactions. Some folks get angry, frustrated or feel helpless when they're linked to someone with it. I found my way of coping after many years of watching Mum go through it. And I wouldn't say being related to someone with it makes you a bad person to listen to as I've seen and been through every kind of quack fix they care to try.
If its that easy to fix whys there so many people suffering now?

'Tis the nature of the beast...It takes time for the brain to cave in and start fucking with the body's chemistry, so it follows it takes time to put it right. Also, people with clinical depression most often can't see just how bad they are. They get get cacooned into universe where they are the only inhabitant and become defensive about the intervention of loved ones and doctors. Quite simply, they won't listen to advice... Most often, it's a chemical imbalance and it IS easily fixed given time to find the problem and remedy it. One one occasion Bananas did the trick. Mum was apparantly low on potasium. It's strange that we here or see nothing of depression in countries where foodstuffs aren't fucked with left right and centre...
Anyway... best of luck to everyone dealing with this problem right now.
Hxx
Well, don't call it, then... rolleyes Not unless you fancy being fleeced by a bunch of prostitutes and their pimps?
Take a look at our clubs and parties section. biggrin
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We've just reached 130 - what's going on????
Mike.

Dunno... but I'm getting twitched. confused
Some idiot hasn't spilled the beans about our 'secret forum user' to the press, have they...? wink
OMG :shock:
You don't say people shag strangers in hotel rooms, do you...? :shock: :shock:
I think as with any other area of swinging, it's best to know from the outset whether people are up for it before you ask them. Therefore, it's probably best to contact folks via a site such as this.
I would just die if I approached a couple and they sent for the police - or the hotel management! redface surprisedops:
When the brown stuff hits the fan, I call Hosty and sob... He does this great line in benevolent concern - then promptly informs me he's arranged for a bunch of his mates to shag me senseless over the bonnet of his Nissan.
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(thinks, must get some more padding for the bonnet of the nissan)

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Ladies and Gents, if you happen to see a robust looking lass spread eagled over the bonnet of a Nissan, it ain't me - roight! wink
Five months of blissful non commited togetherness and he chooses to take me to a car park to celebrate.... rolleyes
My mother was a martyr to depression. rolleyes
The important things to remember are:
A) Distance yourself emotionally from the sufferer and look at the problem from a practical point of view.
B) People suffering from depression WILL get over it eventually as depression is cyclical and often has roots in chemical imbalance. Drugs will help speed the process, but often they bring on further physical and mental complications.
C) Never forget to neglect other aspects neccessary to normal function such as diet and exercise. Get them out off the sofa and doing a fun run! Make them eat something new each day...
Depression needs to be separated from emotional issues. It's one of the easiest illnesses to fix and just requires a bit of lateral thinking
Hxx
I think problems arise when married men treat swinging as sexual outlet to compensate for marriage problems. Swingers don't like to feel used in this way.
For me, using the 'moral judgement' line is a cop out really. You either are happy in a relasionship - and if you are, why risk it by lying? - or you're not, in which case fix it or end it.
Hxx
Terry once told me about the 'French Pencil Test'...
The French have this way of testing woman. You cup the breast, insert a pencil horizontally under you hand, then remove your hand gradually. If the pencil stays where it is and fails to fall to the floor, the woman is no good.
I proceeded to cup his balls and asked him to repeat the methodology to me again. He got this sudden, debilitating amnesia... dunno
Hiya! And Welcome to the forums. wave
The question you posed is an old chestnut which bring as tear to the eye of regular forum readers.
Swingers come in all shapes, sizes, ages and colours - just like the population at large. I've swung with late teenagers and people in their 70's before now. (I'm 39 and my partner is in his fifties.)
You will see one or two more 'specialist' ventures springing up, aimed at young, fit 20 somethings. We avoid these kinds of people as they tend to spend inordinate amounts of time preening and are always blocking up the loo with cotton buds.
As with everything in life, treat others as you would like to be treated. Hope for little and you won't be dissapointed and may even be pleasantly surprised.
Hxx
Well, sometimes you just have to admit you've been tango'd... :inlove:
One day, some bright spark will invent a 'non-commitment commitment' ceremony and we can all congregate and get pissed and toast each other. Until then, The Cafe would seem to be the only place to say such things...
Hxx
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Where's the bruise?

I was thinking the same thing myself... :shock:
Sticking your hand down his trousers and copping a feel is the way to do it...
I lost a friend in the events of that day. He was working on the plane that hit the Pentagon. I haven't allowed my mind to drift too much to what the atmosphere was aboard the plane, or whether the hyjackers told them what the plan was... No matter how much we grieve, or rant or cry or plead to God or man, it serves them no good now.
We can only resolve to do our bit to make the world turn to a better course. But that day put into perspective a lot of my problems.
Hxx
Hiya, chaps!
It's five months to the day since Terry, aka Outdoorfun aka The Kent Host and I first met. This in itself is not an earth shattering event, but prudence would indicate now is the time to make something of a ' public statement'...
Terry and I recently discussed how the world views the coupling of people who meet merely to swing with each other. Somehow, no matter how devoted they are, swinging partnerships will never be afforded the same respect as more conventional ones. Anyone who has seen Well Busty Babe and The Tongue together will know what a error it is to think they do not belong with each other and bring much happiness into each other's lives.
So I would like to make a public ass of myself in the way that only I can...
Terry, something of a whirlwind crashed into my life on 3rd April at the Croydon Munch. And I think we've both been as 'bad' as each other... I wasn't looking, or even hoping for this kind of relationship. I was quite happy bouncing through life in my little bubble, but somehow the bubble's gone and as the mist clears I can see how lonely I was and how you put that right.
We would certainly kill each other if we ever tried living together and I don't need a piece of paper or a ring to prove to the world just what you mean to me. I do feel the need, however to tell all our Swinging Heaven friends that I can't imagine life without you and as the years stretch out before us, I will work in every way I know how to make things better for you.
No matter what life brings to you; good, bad or indifferent, I will be at your side..
kiss
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All this bullshit about size and stuff is a bit misleading - it's not the only thing and effort and commitment seem to go a long way round here - mind you, you'd need to check with m'lady to be sure.
terry
the kent host

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I hereby testify to the fact that Hosty is one excellent lay and frequently leaves me walking with a limp AND a silly grin for days! :twisted:
My problem is that no matter how many times certain guys tell me their names, I can never remember if I've had them or not. rolleyes Only when I see their tackle do I remember... and even then that sometimes doesn't help as car parks can be dark places.
What we I need is a roladex of cock shots. That way I can divide them into 'shagged', 'about to be shagged', or just plain 'can't be bothered to shag'. biggrin
It strikes me that if we fused ALL the SH regulars together, we would STILL not get one sane, well adjusted person... :taz: :crazy: blink
A tube train carriage.... :twisted:
On top of the London Eye... :twisted: :twisted:
College Green outside the Houses of Parliament... Scratch that! You might wake up the House of Lords! lol :lol:
Never buy them specialist shampoos! They work when first released onto the market, but the little bastards soon get immune to each new insecticide.
The best advice I ever got for dealing with them was via Google...
As John says, study the enemy's breeding cycle. Invest in a good quality conditioner - to make the combing easier - and a simple single toothed 'dust comb' from the chemist. And make sure you remove all the swines between each stroke as they'll escape again and set up camp somewhere else...
Did someone say this site was supposed to be about casual sex? blink