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Heather
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
Straight Male, 77
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Heather, m'dear we can do better than that - we'll pop off to the RedLight bit in Amsterdam some time and I'll hire a window for you for an hour or so - just for me though, or maybe, hmmm, er, well, we'll see.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Ths first person to mention the "Who gave you 50p?" joke gets banned!
:evil: Ooh! 
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The thought of my Terry having to line up and wait his turn.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Another one of my fantasies is dressing up as a tart, going to the red light district, and waiting on a street corner for Terry to drive up and ask me if I'm working... :oops: :oops: :twisted:
ops: The thought of my Terry having to line up and wait his turn.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Another one of my fantasies is dressing up as a tart, going to the red light district, and waiting on a street corner for Terry to drive up and ask me if I'm working... :oops: :oops: :twisted:
I've lost him... 
Or rather he escaped.
I had him fixed good and proper, or so I thought, secured to the bedroom wall with the aid of a few pulleys and some yachting ropes. I slipped into my brand new P.V.C. strap on - complete with fixings for a mains adaptor - and I looked up and there he wasn't... :cry: :cry:
I last saw him exit the house and head at speed for the Ramsgate Road and lost site of him a round about on Sunday. I even left his dinner on the step but he still hasn't come home...
A reward of a go with the strap on is on offer for his safe return. :shock:
Or rather he escaped.
I had him fixed good and proper, or so I thought, secured to the bedroom wall with the aid of a few pulleys and some yachting ropes. I slipped into my brand new P.V.C. strap on - complete with fixings for a mains adaptor - and I looked up and there he wasn't... :cry: :cry:
I last saw him exit the house and head at speed for the Ramsgate Road and lost site of him a round about on Sunday. I even left his dinner on the step but he still hasn't come home...
A reward of a go with the strap on is on offer for his safe return. :shock:
Less than 12 hours to go til the official start of the weekend...
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Terry, my petal... Where are you?
Love takes many forms, some kind and gentle - like a glistening March lamb. Some passionate and intense - like the first gales of October.
Now don't be and wuss and drop your strides! :twisted:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Terry, my petal... Where are you?
Love takes many forms, some kind and gentle - like a glistening March lamb. Some passionate and intense - like the first gales of October.
Now don't be and wuss and drop your strides! :twisted:
I shall speak for Terry and say he's touched by those that have shown compassion for his plight, and to those of you not man enough to stand in his place - don't expect a Christmas Card. 
So what's this 'lube' stuff you lot keep banging on about...?
At this point I should alert Terry to the fact I'm one of the Thatcher / Leon Brittan generation and live my the maxim "If it isn't hurting, it isn't working...!"
You know what... I've never looked forward to a weekend in the country so much. :twisted:
So what's this 'lube' stuff you lot keep banging on about...?
At this point I should alert Terry to the fact I'm one of the Thatcher / Leon Brittan generation and live my the maxim "If it isn't hurting, it isn't working...!"
You know what... I've never looked forward to a weekend in the country so much. :twisted:
I think I'll go and eat worms... :cry:
If a Mod binned your first post it was because you didn't read the AUP, or because you DID read the AUP and thought it didn't apply to you.
And any established group, online of offline, takes time to settle in to. Those that stick with it and try to learn from initial mistakes usually find they bump into at least some folks they like. And there's no rule that you have to get along with everyone, just so long as you treat those you don't get along with with a bit of respect.
And on the subject of the Dogging forum... Not so long ago Homosexuality was illegal. Gays were forced to undergo 'treatment' such as hormone therapy and our wonderful, egalitarian society had progressed back to the Nazi gas chambers. Thank God, society woke to this madness and the laws were changed. I have every confidence that given time, and enough public pressure (which our forum tries to give voice to), a sense of right will prevail and they'll change the law again.
Until such time, if anyone and I mean ANYONE comes near our Dogging forum with anything other than a sense of fun and fair play, I'd like them to come and see me personally and I'll sit down with them to have a soft word.... get it!
:x
Hxx (Mods cap off...)
If a Mod binned your first post it was because you didn't read the AUP, or because you DID read the AUP and thought it didn't apply to you.
And any established group, online of offline, takes time to settle in to. Those that stick with it and try to learn from initial mistakes usually find they bump into at least some folks they like. And there's no rule that you have to get along with everyone, just so long as you treat those you don't get along with with a bit of respect.
And on the subject of the Dogging forum... Not so long ago Homosexuality was illegal. Gays were forced to undergo 'treatment' such as hormone therapy and our wonderful, egalitarian society had progressed back to the Nazi gas chambers. Thank God, society woke to this madness and the laws were changed. I have every confidence that given time, and enough public pressure (which our forum tries to give voice to), a sense of right will prevail and they'll change the law again.
Until such time, if anyone and I mean ANYONE comes near our Dogging forum with anything other than a sense of fun and fair play, I'd like them to come and see me personally and I'll sit down with them to have a soft word.... get it!
:x Hxx (Mods cap off...)
Quote by dazandlou
Um, i'm kind of on the fence about strap ons, they scare the hell outta me!!!!!!
... but not me!! :twisted: :twisted:
And Hosty was last seen in the chatroom trying to muster sympathy. :violin: :sparring:
And hereby is the crux of the matter - how on earth do blokes expect us girls to put up with anal sex (and we have smaller 'accomodating parts', remember!) unless we are also to be given the opportunity to know what it's like from the other end?
Now come on, Hosty, bend over like a good boy - this is gonna hurt me more than it's going to hurt you... (NOT!!
:rascal: )Hxx
Aw...
Hosty, I had envisaged you, me, a strap on and perhaps a packet of Paxo - economy size of course! :smug:
If anyone has one of those distance learning cassettes - you know the sort, Homosexuality in five easy steps - it would be great if you could lend it to me.
What say you all...? It has to be a better way to spend Sunday afternoon other than the usual Eastenders Omnibus / F1 Grand Prix debate...
Hosty, I had envisaged you, me, a strap on and perhaps a packet of Paxo - economy size of course! :smug:
If anyone has one of those distance learning cassettes - you know the sort, Homosexuality in five easy steps - it would be great if you could lend it to me.
What say you all...? It has to be a better way to spend Sunday afternoon other than the usual Eastenders Omnibus / F1 Grand Prix debate...
How do they work..? :shock: :shock:
I mean, I know what they are supposed to do, but I can never get the right rhythm or speed going. The last poor geezer that volunteered for target practice had a squeeky voice for a week.
Mind you, I have only tried once with a borrowed one a pal lent me. But now I really think I should have my own. :D
Any tips before I reveal to Hosty what his Christmas present is? :twisted: :twisted:
Hxx
I mean, I know what they are supposed to do, but I can never get the right rhythm or speed going. The last poor geezer that volunteered for target practice had a squeeky voice for a week.
Mind you, I have only tried once with a borrowed one a pal lent me. But now I really think I should have my own.
:D Any tips before I reveal to Hosty what his Christmas present is? :twisted: :twisted:
Hxx
Quote by roger743
Saying "I love you" does the trick for me...
I did that one at the weekend.
I had to get really pissed to summon up the courage, but I restated it the next day over breakfast. ops: :oops: I think he already knew, though, and I think most of you lot had figured it out long ago... Sometimes I feel I am publicly falling to bits and it is as embarrasing for me as it must be for him. And it must be making some of you lot want to yak! :oops: :oops: Best I lock this thread before the gentleman in question feels compelled to respond.
But what's a girl to do?
I have now realised what I want to do but I think this one has to be private.
Thanks for indulging me...
Hxx
Once more, good citizens of Swinging Heaven, I bring to you a vexation so intense it can only be solved by your good selves...
I feel the need to DO something. Something that shows the world, and him just how I feel.... And before you lot chuck a spanner in, I am NOT going to have 'Outdoorfun' tattooed on my arse!
Leaving aside the marriage caper, AND the moving in, having babies (which is NOT going to happen), etc... what one thing proves a woman loves a man, etc?
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I feel the need to DO something. Something that shows the world, and him just how I feel.... And before you lot chuck a spanner in, I am NOT going to have 'Outdoorfun' tattooed on my arse!
Leaving aside the marriage caper, AND the moving in, having babies (which is NOT going to happen), etc... what one thing proves a woman loves a man, etc?
H
Hi, Tel...
Can of worms, that one, mate!
By charging an entrance fee, you immediately invalidate the insurance. Say if one of the guests hurt themselves, OR accidentally set fire to the place and kill half the street, you're on your own.
If you go the way of registering it as a fee charging venue, you then face reams of legal requirements such as Health and Safety checks and Tax returns.
Consider this.... although it seems such a simple plan, if it were workable wouldn't ever other bugger be doing it already? :twisted:
Hxx
Can of worms, that one, mate!
By charging an entrance fee, you immediately invalidate the insurance. Say if one of the guests hurt themselves, OR accidentally set fire to the place and kill half the street, you're on your own.
If you go the way of registering it as a fee charging venue, you then face reams of legal requirements such as Health and Safety checks and Tax returns.
Consider this.... although it seems such a simple plan, if it were workable wouldn't ever other bugger be doing it already? :twisted:
Hxx
I don't have a choice about trawling through ads....
If you do see any like the ones you've described - like women saying "My BF wants to watch...", please report them as we can't have eyes everywhere. :shock:
We did at one time think of having a Hall of Fame for the lamest ads, but this got trampled on my forum users who felt it elitest... but us Mods do share a joke over some of them - like the guys that very badly gigged around with his cock shot to make it look 12 inces long (the join made it look as though it were broken and plastered back together by Frank Spencer!)
Hxx
If you do see any like the ones you've described - like women saying "My BF wants to watch...", please report them as we can't have eyes everywhere. :shock:
We did at one time think of having a Hall of Fame for the lamest ads, but this got trampled on my forum users who felt it elitest... but us Mods do share a joke over some of them - like the guys that very badly gigged around with his cock shot to make it look 12 inces long (the join made it look as though it were broken and plastered back together by Frank Spencer!)
Hxx
The Sarge lost his key to the Moderator's washroom again, and Jags drank Mal's coffee whilst he was out feeding little Mal a carrot... oh, and there was a report that Fredflintstone had been abducted by the Avon Lady and we're organising a whip round for his safe return.
Mark is currently on a fact finding mission in Sheerness we gather....
Mark is currently on a fact finding mission in Sheerness we gather....
