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Mr__fb
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Straight Female
UK

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I've voted for CUMing - especially as it's Winchy's poll :twisted:
good luck, i was on 30-40 a day when i gave up about 15 years ago
Quote by westerross
My kids have awful habits - nothing as virtuous as eating Marmite though - Mwahahahaaaa!
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you mean like cheering France on against England rolleyes
Quote by Marya_Northeast
I think it's time FB's daughter moved out.

hear hear lol
Quote by Dawnie
Seems I might have to consider what I wear when I go to the next Wigan Munch innocent

note to self 'clean eyeballs properly for wigan' :twisted: sillyhwoar:
redface Mr-FB I think you might be trying to lead me astray :rascal:
you only think christ i must be crap at this sad
Quote by Dawnie
Seems I might have to consider what I wear when I go to the next Wigan Munch innocent

note to self 'clean eyeballs properly for wigan' :twisted: sillyhwoar:
Quote by Dawnie
Don't you just flash your tits then Dawnie? lol

Not done that in ages confused
I would if I thought it would work :giggle:
You'll never know if you dont try :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie
You could meet me, talk on the phone, shag the arse off me, come to the house,

Yes please - when? :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Well I'm serving, Choon is making a mess with wine and everyone else has buggered off!

It's your husbands' fault!! I keep trying to get in for a drink and he's ready to go again!! What are you feeding him ?! ;)
well hello :rascal: fancy sharing mr&mrs FB wink
Hello to you too ;)
I think Mr FB might have used up all his energy for the time being, maybe it should just be us 3 girlies ? :twisted:
Hey wait a minute - I was in the queue behind Mr FB!!
banghead
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told you one thing leads to another lol
Quote by Freckledbird
This jacuzzi's getting a bit crowded now :twisted:

complaining!!
Quote by hisandhers
Well I'm serving, Choon is making a mess with wine and everyone else has buggered off!

It's your husbands' fault!! I keep trying to get in for a drink and he's ready to go again!! What are you feeding him ?! ;)
well hello :rascal: fancy sharing mr&mrs FB wink
Well folks didnt i tell you my luck was changing for the better everyday :twisted:
Quote by westerross
What happened? I was waiting in the queue behind Mr FB for some head from Binxy......
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well one thing led to another innocent might be a while :twisted:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Mr-FB'll have it, Minxy wink

Now, I was hoping you'd say that!! :twisted:
Well that made him smile :twisted:
1 free head to Mr FB, just let me know when he wants to claim it :twisted:
Wey hay my luck changes for the better everyday :twisted:
There was a german woman riding for darkdog in the 250cc championship about 4 years ago, and i think 1 competed in a race earlier this year.
Quote by Jas-Tim

I'd wear a rubber snuggle suit for Mr FB. :twisted:
Jas
XXX

I'd be a bottle of talc to help Jas into her rubber snuggle suit :P (or rather out of it) :twisted:
Ya Hussy lol passionkiss
Jas
XXX
And your point?:twisted: wink
Mr-FB
xxxx
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I am exactly the same! I do have the odd one or two pervy thoughts, redface and would love to act the odd one or two of them out, surprisedops: but I would not have the nerve to place an ad or a post.
I don't know if it is because I am female and slightly more reserved (stop laughing at the back) or whether it is also a little about being frightened of what people would think (now doesn't that sound really bad on a swingers site). Do I want people to think Im 'up for anything' by placing an ad saying what my real fantasy's are? Do I really just want them to stay a fantasy?
Perhaps there is also the fear of rejection if no one answered. dunno

I am lol. I would answer you hun :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
We'll aim to get there first, to see who wins!

How the hell are we gonna get there first with your directions rolleyes
Quote by Jas-Tim
I'd wear a rubber snuggle suit for Mr FB. :twisted:
Jas
XXX

I'd be a bottle of talc to help Jas into her rubber snuggle suit :P (or rather out of it) :twisted:
Would just like to add my two penneth, thanks everybody for a great day(and night) especially minxy for havin the nerve to sort it all.
Cant wait for the next one.
Just wanted to say thanks for all the birthday wishes. Have made a list of all the hugs and kisses and hope to collect in due time :twisted: lol
Once again thanks
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
FB taps her foot impatiently
Where's my drink then?

Excuse me Mrs FB, can you get a drink over for Mr FB andmyself, we are getting very thirsty over here.
Oh while your at it, can we have something to eat as well, and when you've done that, you can come and join us if you want lol :lol:
FB its in fridge with my beer (hint, hint)
Mrs Naughty i dont need owt to eat thanks i got you :twisted: redface
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dont know about the nice, handsome or sexy part, but i'll come and serve you mrs naughty
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Oh you meet the criteria, now come and sit in the jacuzzi with me for a little while :twisted:
Well if you insist biggrin but what about the drinks rolleyes
Quote by NaughtyWiganCouple
All we need now is a nice, handsome, sexy bloke to come and serve the drinks :twisted:

Dont know about the nice, handsome or sexy part, but i'll come and serve you mrs naughty
:twisted:
Quote by westerross
Chicken!! smile
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You didn't see the blood mate was like a fecking slaughter house lol nearly had to call for a blood transfusion for her. confused
Quote by Freckledbird
Shaved are definitely preferable but Mr FB won't do it sad

Wait till he's sleeping :twisted: lol
And make sure you've got a brand new blade in the razor ... :twisted: wink
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:shock: you two are sooooo cruel!
Bugger off you lot. Freckledbird did offer to shave me once, she got out of bath after shaving her legs (cut to feckin bits) and said 'right are you ready' confused
I haven't had mine pierced but i think i'd go along with earthy and have them done one after the other smile