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Sgt_Bilko
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by sara_gra
We are with Virgin...so suspect you may be right Ian..as when Gra is away and using Sky, he has no problems..but when he is back home...has the disconnection problem again!!!
Sara

I'm with Virgin and it never happens to me!! confused :? :?
Quote by Ian
Anything left is thrown at regular intervals to a high street supermarket in an effort to stop my trousers from slipping down.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bluddy Hell!! We wouldn't want that to happen!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: wink
I am moving this into the Chatroom Lounge so that the people that use the chatroom can see it! confused :? :? :?
Quote by blonde
Bilko is a softy
Bilko is a softy
Eee Aye adio Bilko is a softy
bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Is it that obvious?? redface surprisedops:
Quote by Steve
Seeing as my poll was censored......Leave it where it is !!!

I have added your poll to this thread Steve! lol :lol: :lol: wink
I have compromised and added a poll to the other thread!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/286385.html

wink
Quote by Zeddies
I've seen a sign before that says the sign has sharp edges.. dont know how to put on here

My birthday soon, but luckily us Librans don't believe in this astrological mumbo jumbo!! confused :? :? :? wink lol :lol:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

or a willing man or woman clamped to your nips for a week!

Now yer talking :twisted:
where's hot when I need him? rolleyes
Put me down for Tuesday and Thursday!! confused :? lol :lol: wink
Quote by venus68
I've got a few thousand brain cells missing from when I had a brain virus.
I've had a few moles either cut out or frozen off.
I've got a dent in my leg after a motorbike accident and a chunk of me got gouged out.
I've had a bit of my cornea lasered to correct my vision on both sides.
I have had 6 teeth taken out for when I had a brace as a teenager, but got all my wisdom teeth smile
I have a slight dent that you can see when I smile above one eye where a metal pole thing landed on me from a great hight as a child.
I think that is it :)

Are you Frank Spencer in disguise??? confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren

I'm not that scary am I? :shock:


naff off you! poke
See!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
Quote by masseur69
can anyone tell the post number of the list of emoticons for use in chatrooms?

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/85897.html
Quote by noladreams30
I watched the money lenders take too many chances.

I watched the funny benders take Lenny and Francis! confused lol
I don't have a problem with it to be honest! confused :?
I usually close the window when I have finished with it so it just pops up when I want it!! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by noladreams30
Sorry all... Feel free to smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: wink
And another thread is locked due to people making an issue out of nothing!!!
You will get the forum you deserve!! rolleyes :roll: :roll:
The Pontiff is pissed because his his public bear has been hurled and is wearing a vest! confused
I have served with the Gurkhas in Belize. They are honourable, loyal people, who given their history of fighting for this country should be allowed to live here!!
They would be an asset to us, unlike the spongers and criminals that seem to have no problems making this country their home!!!! mad :x :x
Clockwise at first then I caught her going anti-clockwise when she thought I wasn't looking!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
After a while I was able to make her go either way when I wanted to! confused :? :? :?
Tries to lock Sarah in the GFZ, but alas is just too slow!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
I joined the army at the end of the Seventies so I guess that made me a M.O.D. confused :? lol :lol: :lol: wink