I think its on this site. There are a couple by the name of *&W. One if the photos on their site shows W wearing a nice short skirt and top climbing up the steps into a truck. She has gorgeous legs and is showing just a little bit of red panty. Undoubtedly one of the most erotic photos I've seen for a long time.
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Smooth2
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
Bi-curious Female, 72
0 miles · Bridgend
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Hello,
We are surprised that you have had no suggestions so far. How about these for a couple of ideas?
Madame in a telephone box wearing boots and long coat.
Posing with the coat open and her lovely body against the glass? A bit cold briefly.
Pulling up alongside a lorry on a quiet motorway in daylight or with the interior light on in the dark. Madame wearing a top that she can pull down. Tooting to get the driver's attention. Madame blowing him a kiss and then you accelerating off. If you can mount the camera on the fascia you can record it.
Madame wearing a very short skirt with panties. Stopping at a roadside cafe favoured by lorry drivers. Buying a cuppa and accidentally dropping the spoon or something. Bending over straight-legged and giving a view of pantie bulge. Get your position right and you can photograph it. Then Madame walking back to the car totally oblivious to the consternation she has just caused but probably boiling inside.
Hope these help.
Smooth2
We are surprised that you have had no suggestions so far. How about these for a couple of ideas?
Madame in a telephone box wearing boots and long coat.
Posing with the coat open and her lovely body against the glass? A bit cold briefly.
Pulling up alongside a lorry on a quiet motorway in daylight or with the interior light on in the dark. Madame wearing a top that she can pull down. Tooting to get the driver's attention. Madame blowing him a kiss and then you accelerating off. If you can mount the camera on the fascia you can record it.
Madame wearing a very short skirt with panties. Stopping at a roadside cafe favoured by lorry drivers. Buying a cuppa and accidentally dropping the spoon or something. Bending over straight-legged and giving a view of pantie bulge. Get your position right and you can photograph it. Then Madame walking back to the car totally oblivious to the consternation she has just caused but probably boiling inside.
Hope these help.
Smooth2
Ben has said most of it. When we were playing we would never invite a couple back on the first meet. If there was enough attraction to meet outside for the second time, for a meal first perhaps you at leasy knew the couple a little better. It also made making the first move easier.
If you think about it going to a stranger's house to bare all and have sex can be a chilling prospect.
Smooth2
If you think about it going to a stranger's house to bare all and have sex can be a chilling prospect.
Smooth2
Hi,
We do recall some signs in the past. A couple who are on one of the sites came up with a badge in the shape of a caravan like a pendulum stuck at 7 o'clock to identify them as swingers. We also recall from a page of Desire magazine quite a few years ago a discreet circular lapel badge with the image of a '69' on its side. Never heard anything more about either.
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We do recall some signs in the past. A couple who are on one of the sites came up with a badge in the shape of a caravan like a pendulum stuck at 7 o'clock to identify them as swingers. We also recall from a page of Desire magazine quite a few years ago a discreet circular lapel badge with the image of a '69' on its side. Never heard anything more about either.
Smooth2
Hi,
We agree with you on the 'gold' ones. The cancer ones as well. (See our posting on 'Life's too short'. It is particularly upsetting for us and particularly Madame Smooth to watch them. We know that they have to raise money and perhaps do not realise that people who have been down that road watch them as well. Whilst on the subject an advert which provides medical care makes it all sound so simple. Please believe us, IT AIN'T!!!!
Smooth2
We agree with you on the 'gold' ones. The cancer ones as well. (See our posting on 'Life's too short'. It is particularly upsetting for us and particularly Madame Smooth to watch them. We know that they have to raise money and perhaps do not realise that people who have been down that road watch them as well. Whilst on the subject an advert which provides medical care makes it all sound so simple. Please believe us, IT AIN'T!!!!
Smooth2
Further to an earlier posting about the 'Go ' being the most irritating advert on the TV we now see that there is another one being shown.
Today we have had to put up with the old and new.
We have not heard the new one yet as we have been lucky to hit the 'mute' button every time it's come on.
Anyone else do the same?
Smooth2
Today we have had to put up with the old and new.
We have not heard the new one yet as we have been lucky to hit the 'mute' button every time it's come on.
Anyone else do the same?
Smooth2
Hello,
We are so sorry to hear of your friends situation. We have both been down the Big C road. Me ending up with an ileostomy 10 years ago before we started swinging and Madame with breast cancer two years ago. After a mastectomy she is still recovering and unable to work. What would we change? Probably would have married younger and had kids earlier. We have a grandson but that was more accident than planned.
Even if you had plenty of money you would/could not change much. It can't guarantee immunity.
As has been said we are what we are and life is what we make it. The best thing to do is to be strong and support your friend. If she is about to have chemo and radio therapy the chances are that she will feel like shit and knowing that there is someone besides her partner that she can cry on will be a great help.
Smooth2
We are so sorry to hear of your friends situation. We have both been down the Big C road. Me ending up with an ileostomy 10 years ago before we started swinging and Madame with breast cancer two years ago. After a mastectomy she is still recovering and unable to work. What would we change? Probably would have married younger and had kids earlier. We have a grandson but that was more accident than planned.
Even if you had plenty of money you would/could not change much. It can't guarantee immunity.
As has been said we are what we are and life is what we make it. The best thing to do is to be strong and support your friend. If she is about to have chemo and radio therapy the chances are that she will feel like shit and knowing that there is someone besides her partner that she can cry on will be a great help.
Smooth2
OK, I,m prepared to be labelled, voyeur, pervert anything else that springs to mind but where have all of the beautiful bra-less ladies disappeared to this summer? Nice nipples and playful puppies make life worth living. Spent last week in Cornwall in the busy areas and only saw one lady. Is it a dying trend ladys?
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We try to use the cruise control on the car and set it to the speed limit when safe. When on the motorway in particular set at 70, we hate prats who pass us at 72 to 75 mph cut in tight and them throttle back to about 69mph.
Secondly old/young men who keep their hats on in pubs, restaurants etc.
Smooth2
Secondly old/young men who keep their hats on in pubs, restaurants etc.
Smooth2
Not in traffic or anything but had a similar occurrence recently with my works van. It was necessary to change the documentation to me as the registered keeper and tax it. This involved a new 'log book'.
The DVLA would not tax it until the 'log book' was issued. The van was off the road for over two weeks.
This is a similar situation for you where a change of owner/keeper is involved. There would be no problem if
it was taxed and you were about to apply for change of ownership. You have less chance of being snapped on a bike provided that you are not stopped or do anything wrong. Apply for the tax from the beginning of this month when you have the new document. If you do get stopped routinely at least you are insured and the bike is safe to be on the road. Hope for a sympathetic cop.
The DVLA would not tax it until the 'log book' was issued. The van was off the road for over two weeks.
This is a similar situation for you where a change of owner/keeper is involved. There would be no problem if
it was taxed and you were about to apply for change of ownership. You have less chance of being snapped on a bike provided that you are not stopped or do anything wrong. Apply for the tax from the beginning of this month when you have the new document. If you do get stopped routinely at least you are insured and the bike is safe to be on the road. Hope for a sympathetic cop.
((((Damn right we do!!!!!
Its a battle of wills sometimes to see if you will be offered your change. When its given freely, no prob.
But we hate having to ask for it because the other person 'thinks' its OK to keep it. Same as with a pen when you give your pen to someone to use. It may be forgetful on their part to return it but what do you write with after??????
Its a battle of wills sometimes to see if you will be offered your change. When its given freely, no prob.
But we hate having to ask for it because the other person 'thinks' its OK to keep it. Same as with a pen when you give your pen to someone to use. It may be forgetful on their part to return it but what do you write with after??????
As naturists we have no problem being naked with other naturists and if they are swingers, better still. Any problem with naked bodys normally comes from someone with a problem.
Madame Smooth is a little nervous in naturist company with her mastectomy but I don't have any problem with my ileostomy. We accept people as they are and not by their looks, body size, clothes or jewellery. We don't expect sympathy we are the same on the inside as anyone else.......just don't have the hang-ups.
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Madame Smooth is a little nervous in naturist company with her mastectomy but I don't have any problem with my ileostomy. We accept people as they are and not by their looks, body size, clothes or jewellery. We don't expect sympathy we are the same on the inside as anyone else.......just don't have the hang-ups.
Smooth1
Hi again,
Yes of course there are overlaps. It would be impossible to pidgeon-hole everyone but that seems to happen with many of Joe-public. Quite a few years ago a spokes-man? on such matters for one of the main political parties was on the radio and stated that EVERYONE who cross-dressed was gay. From his background he REALLY should have known better. Just goes to show that the more 'establishment' are largely ignorant and do p-h everyone. What I wonder do many of THEM get up to behind closed doors? Many of us cd'ers might be gay but there are a hell of a lot of straight guys who enjoy it hopefully with the enthusiasm of their partners. And as you say there is no harm done. You could be doing a lot worse, drinking, drugs etc. Another very big plus point for us is that I enjoy shopping for clothes for Madame. She's not so keen and I almost have to drag HER into some shops. But she knows when she asks "how do I look in this?" that the answer will be genuine instead of a disinterested "very nice dear". Off my soapbox now!
Lovely photos on your profile. Have done the full trans a couple of times with help from Madame Smooth but she reckons I'd need a lorry load of Ready Mixed to improve my weatherbeaten face before any make-up.
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Yes of course there are overlaps. It would be impossible to pidgeon-hole everyone but that seems to happen with many of Joe-public. Quite a few years ago a spokes-man? on such matters for one of the main political parties was on the radio and stated that EVERYONE who cross-dressed was gay. From his background he REALLY should have known better. Just goes to show that the more 'establishment' are largely ignorant and do p-h everyone. What I wonder do many of THEM get up to behind closed doors? Many of us cd'ers might be gay but there are a hell of a lot of straight guys who enjoy it hopefully with the enthusiasm of their partners. And as you say there is no harm done. You could be doing a lot worse, drinking, drugs etc. Another very big plus point for us is that I enjoy shopping for clothes for Madame. She's not so keen and I almost have to drag HER into some shops. But she knows when she asks "how do I look in this?" that the answer will be genuine instead of a disinterested "very nice dear". Off my soapbox now!
Lovely photos on your profile. Have done the full trans a couple of times with help from Madame Smooth but she reckons I'd need a lorry load of Ready Mixed to improve my weatherbeaten face before any make-up.
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Katie, I think you've hit the nail on the head squarely with your definitions....except one. For many guys cd may be a sexual fetish and without doubt
it can spice up a couple's sex life if the lady is comfortable with it or better still can really enjoy her partner being fem for a while. An area that I think you have missed slightly is the escapism element. I enjoy cd for sex but also for the non-sexual pleasure of doing something a little different.
The feel of stockings or silk is just very nice and relaxing. It's a fine line between the two but its nice to enjoy both sides. How many other readers enjoyjust this side I wonder? Don't be bashful.
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it can spice up a couple's sex life if the lady is comfortable with it or better still can really enjoy her partner being fem for a while. An area that I think you have missed slightly is the escapism element. I enjoy cd for sex but also for the non-sexual pleasure of doing something a little different.
The feel of stockings or silk is just very nice and relaxing. It's a fine line between the two but its nice to enjoy both sides. How many other readers enjoyjust this side I wonder? Don't be bashful.
Smooth1
Favourite smells
Tractor vapourising oil (tractor fuel 50s-70s) on a hot day when mowing hay.
Evening garden bonfire.
Woodworking shop
Baby smells (Mrs Smooth2)
Roast dinner.
Hated smells
Living downwind of a local knackers yard in the 60s.
Some wards in old hospitals
That gone-off cabbage in the veg rack.
Wet dogs
Something 'caught' in the saucepan on the cooker.
Tractor vapourising oil (tractor fuel 50s-70s) on a hot day when mowing hay.
Evening garden bonfire.
Woodworking shop
Baby smells (Mrs Smooth2)
Roast dinner.
Hated smells
Living downwind of a local knackers yard in the 60s.
Some wards in old hospitals
That gone-off cabbage in the veg rack.
Wet dogs
Something 'caught' in the saucepan on the cooker.
Pleased to say that our two kids at 17 and 21 DO know how to cook and iron...OK they don't darn socks any more! I bet they are more worldly wise than most of their age. Son and daughter have ironed their uniforms whilst in one of the Services Cadet groups....they had to and do it right!. Bletchley Park came into the conversation the other day. Son chipped in, "I know what that was. It was something to do with breaking codes in the war". That's my boy!!
I think I would agree with 'Theladyisaminx'. I'm not really sure what the question is or what the author wants. Seems like he has everything he could ask for in a woman and sexual partner. If I read it correctly he is asking for the reader's blessing to allow his wife to go with someone who might be better endowed and last longer than himself. My thought is that it might be better to work at sorting himself out rather than enter a triangle which might split their relationship wide open. That's my five pence worth!
