Can speak from fairly frequent experience on this one. Due to circumstances which are fully known by all that matter I do book a very close lady friend and myself into a local hotel for an evening every couple of weeks. Nola has hit the nail on the head by saying that any hotel owner/manager would be happy to be paid for a room even for a few hours use rather than see it remain empty. Choose a reasonable budget hotel...thats all you need unless of course you want the bells and whistles. It costs us around £32 split strictly down the middle for our 3-4 hours of enjoying eachother. This particular hotel can be booked on line but nothing will be taken from your account giving you the option to pay cash on arrival which suits us. There is no embarrassment, we know why we are there so does the lovely lady on the desk....we are getting to know her now!!! At around when we check out she normally asks "Everything all right?". Its difficult to keep the grin under control!!!!! Still a deliciously naughty feeling though!!!!
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Smooth2
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Bi-curious Female, 72
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Does anyone really give a stuff???????????????
How many people on this site at least live their lives in a state of constant argument and antagonism shouting at eachother most of the time? Most soaps seem to be like this in the mercifully few minutes of trailers that we have to endure!
If today's children are watching this crap they will grow up thinking that it is normal to have all these arguments and often violence within the home 'because they saw it on EE or whatever'. We are glad we did not allow our daughter to watch soaps during her more formative years. Too many people are hooked on agression and mild violence!
Off my soapbox now.
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How many people on this site at least live their lives in a state of constant argument and antagonism shouting at eachother most of the time? Most soaps seem to be like this in the mercifully few minutes of trailers that we have to endure!
If today's children are watching this crap they will grow up thinking that it is normal to have all these arguments and often violence within the home 'because they saw it on EE or whatever'. We are glad we did not allow our daughter to watch soaps during her more formative years. Too many people are hooked on agression and mild violence!
Off my soapbox now.
Smooth1 of 2
Hello,
We have been seeking couples and ladies erotic exchanges for quite some time. Over the years we have found a few and the exchanges have been very good where we in turn write chapters etc. The difficulty that you will find is that there are very few people out there who are prepared to write more than just a couple of lines.....hardly the stuff that exciting tales are made of. If you do find someone who is prepared to put some effort into a reply then hang on to them and and explore the possibilities of what you can exchange. Find the right lady and it can be very exciting and enjoyable. Who knows, you might even get to meet the lady after you have already found out a lot about her. Good luck
Smooth2
We have been seeking couples and ladies erotic exchanges for quite some time. Over the years we have found a few and the exchanges have been very good where we in turn write chapters etc. The difficulty that you will find is that there are very few people out there who are prepared to write more than just a couple of lines.....hardly the stuff that exciting tales are made of. If you do find someone who is prepared to put some effort into a reply then hang on to them and and explore the possibilities of what you can exchange. Find the right lady and it can be very exciting and enjoyable. Who knows, you might even get to meet the lady after you have already found out a lot about her. Good luck
Smooth2
Quote by Kaznkev
Anyone who makes light of anothers enjoyable experiences is not worth listening too anyway,
I still hope to fufill my first for 2010,and its simply to have sex in a four poster bed,to many i am sure a mundane ambition in the extreme!
Please form a queue for our very erotic suspended four-poster.
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ohhhhhh ive just got in and seen this post,how longs the queue and is there any way i can bump myself to the front? :twisted:
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Quote by Kaznkev
Anyone who makes light of anothers enjoyable experiences is not worth listening too anyway,
I still hope to fufill my first for 2010,and its simply to have sex in a four poster bed,to many i am sure a mundane ambition in the extreme!
Please form a queue for our very erotic suspended four-poster.
Smooth2
Yes Karrob,
You have hit the nail on the head. Many couples ARE ignorant and have little in the way of manners when it comes to responding to an approach. Seems you, like us and countless others have taken time to approach someone and as you say probably compliment them on their ad, profile or pics. Many are too 'blind' to see that they are being paid a complement. Same with replies from single guys. We are not playing at the moment but to circumstances but do receive responses from single guys who we have not asked to reply. We are flattered that someone has responded and ALWAYS reply. Many just ask how is Maddy progressing and that's nice. A little bit of ettiquette goes a long way in daily life and goes a damn sight further in our swinging community. OK off my soapbox now!
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You have hit the nail on the head. Many couples ARE ignorant and have little in the way of manners when it comes to responding to an approach. Seems you, like us and countless others have taken time to approach someone and as you say probably compliment them on their ad, profile or pics. Many are too 'blind' to see that they are being paid a complement. Same with replies from single guys. We are not playing at the moment but to circumstances but do receive responses from single guys who we have not asked to reply. We are flattered that someone has responded and ALWAYS reply. Many just ask how is Maddy progressing and that's nice. A little bit of ettiquette goes a long way in daily life and goes a damn sight further in our swinging community. OK off my soapbox now!
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Took son to Cardiff Airport at 7am to catch flight. Minus 10 noted on way. Japanese car, make well known in rallying circles opened up with remote central locking before we left home. Got back to car in short stay car park, no rem cen unlocking. Opened door with key and the alarm went off as it did every time we moved in the car or tried to start it. Unable to contact RAC. Contacted dealer in Cardiff, no suggestions to kill alarm, Prepared to drive car 15 miles or so into Cardiff with alarm screaming. Fortunately it did not work once we were moving. New remote battery fitted, no change. They suggested trying spare key at home 20 miles away. Got home, spare key worked perfectly. £47 now to recode original key. Anyone else had probs with remote keys failing? Maybe battery worn out, but unlikely, certainly not due to cold.......or could it be radio waves or something at the airport?
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Hi,
First of all switch the computer and TV off and forget them. If you can switch your phone off, better still. Weather permitting go out for that walk you've promised yourself. Call in and say hello to an elderly neigbhour perhaps. If the weather is bad, read a book by the fire with a glass of wine or three. Savour the moments of solitude that we rarely have the chance to enjoy these days.
Happy New Year
Smooth2
First of all switch the computer and TV off and forget them. If you can switch your phone off, better still. Weather permitting go out for that walk you've promised yourself. Call in and say hello to an elderly neigbhour perhaps. If the weather is bad, read a book by the fire with a glass of wine or three. Savour the moments of solitude that we rarely have the chance to enjoy these days.
Happy New Year
Smooth2
As you may have heard on the news Welsh rugby star Gareth Thomas has 'come out' and declared himself gay. At the outset we fully support his brave decision to do so. Whilst being rugby fans we are not die-hards or Dai anything else for that matter. We wonder how the real die-hards will accept this. All of a sudden the stereotypical image of the macho International rugby player has been turned on its head. This seems to hold true far more in rugby as a whole than football. How do you think the rugby world will react?
Our feeling is that it should do nothing and let Gareth get on with his life and love of the game. If it makes it easier for others to 'come out', great!!! What do you think?
Smooth2
Our feeling is that it should do nothing and let Gareth get on with his life and love of the game. If it makes it easier for others to 'come out', great!!! What do you think?
Smooth2
From someone who is an average (I suppose) it does matter, not from the psychological side but from the practical side. If the lady happens to be a little on the larger side it can make things a bit difficult. We are told that the female nerve endings are in the first inch or so and that can normally be achieved but there is very little scope to enjoy the longer thrusting movements so much envied of guys having longer penises and skinnier partners. Hate having to keep putting it back in!!!!
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Has anyone stopped to think about the technology that is available to most people today at probably what are silly prices.
From our GCC (Global Communications Centre - computer in a small room) I can phone someone on the other side of the world, most likely their voice will be as clear as talking on the phone to my neignhour. I can scribble a drawing and fax it anywhere or I can scan it and send it. I can take a photo and a paper image can be sitting on someones desk in Hong Kong, Washington or Moscow in the space of a couple of minutes. The computing power that we take for granted is phenominal when compared to the 70s when mobile phones were the size of bricks, and sending photos generally meant taking the roll of film to the chemist, waiting for it to be developed and then posting in an envelope to wherever! Were you brave enough to 'risk' any really sexy ones?
Smooth2
From our GCC (Global Communications Centre - computer in a small room) I can phone someone on the other side of the world, most likely their voice will be as clear as talking on the phone to my neignhour. I can scribble a drawing and fax it anywhere or I can scan it and send it. I can take a photo and a paper image can be sitting on someones desk in Hong Kong, Washington or Moscow in the space of a couple of minutes. The computing power that we take for granted is phenominal when compared to the 70s when mobile phones were the size of bricks, and sending photos generally meant taking the roll of film to the chemist, waiting for it to be developed and then posting in an envelope to wherever! Were you brave enough to 'risk' any really sexy ones?
Smooth2
A very hard hitting film but will it reach the right people? Travelling on the M4 today all of the matrix signs had 'Don't drink and drive' lit up. Do they loose their impact on a long motorway trip? Films like this should be shown on all TV and a radio version broadcast on main radio stations simultaneously. We have to suffer the political broadcasts simultaneously so surely these adverts would do more good. How do you reach the "it'll never happen to me group"? The threat of a prison term might help combined with some licence restriction to commence on release.
Have a happy and safe driving Christmas
Smooth2
Have a happy and safe driving Christmas
Smooth2
As has probably been sai but here goes again. Yes, both sides have to exercise caution but on the other hand both must appear to be friendly and willing to take just a small risk as someone has to make the first move. It seems here that you were prepared to do all the correct things but they were prepared to give nothing. Only one polite answer.....bye bye.
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I don't think anyone reading this could not be deeply upset at the possibility that they might find themselves in that position one day. Maybe the answer would be to save his wife. It is no substitution for the loss of a child but hopefully they would be young enough and able to have another child. Taking the alternative would rule this out.
We pass on our hopes that it will never happen to anyone.
Smooth2
We pass on our hopes that it will never happen to anyone.
Smooth2
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Linda Bellingham
Christine Hamilton.
The much missed Jill Dando
Jaqueline Bisset
Vicky Michelle (Oh RRRRene, Allo Allo)
Ann Gregg
From Madame Smooth2
Sean Bean
Timothy Dalton
Jenson Button
Shane Williams (Welsh rugby player)
Ed Harris ( The Abyss)
Martin Brundle
Fancy so many but difficult to think on the spot.
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Linda Bellingham
Christine Hamilton.
The much missed Jill Dando
Jaqueline Bisset
Vicky Michelle (Oh RRRRene, Allo Allo)
Ann Gregg
From Madame Smooth2
Sean Bean
Timothy Dalton
Jenson Button
Shane Williams (Welsh rugby player)
Ed Harris ( The Abyss)
Martin Brundle
Fancy so many but difficult to think on the spot.
Smooth2
We agree with everything that has been said but we would like to take this a little further perhaps to border into the ettiquette a little as well.
The fact that we advertise or participate in verbal communication with other swingers to us is the beginning of having trust in other likeminded people.
If we approach a couple or a single then we have placed some trust in them that they will reply even if its a 'no-thanks'. We feel that that trust has been broken when they do not reply or perhaps turn out to be someone other than what they portray. Undoubtedly 'swinging' can be emotionally cruel and you have to harden to it (no pun)but if you do not enjoy a significant positive reply rate and those that do are fakes it gets to the point of "Why bother?"
The fact that we advertise or participate in verbal communication with other swingers to us is the beginning of having trust in other likeminded people.
If we approach a couple or a single then we have placed some trust in them that they will reply even if its a 'no-thanks'. We feel that that trust has been broken when they do not reply or perhaps turn out to be someone other than what they portray. Undoubtedly 'swinging' can be emotionally cruel and you have to harden to it (no pun)but if you do not enjoy a significant positive reply rate and those that do are fakes it gets to the point of "Why bother?"
You asked for opinions so here goes;
As has been said, nice photos but a dressed one even if wearing glasses might help.
As a male reading your profile I think you come across as being a bit distant. The almost one-liners don't quite add up to make you attractive to the reader. The line about 'the looks, not overly fussy and big arse' I don't think will do much to endear you to most ladies. Also you say as long as 'you' find them attractive. They have to find you attractive as well. Suggest a rewrite to make it warmer and more friendly.
Smooth1
As has been said, nice photos but a dressed one even if wearing glasses might help.
As a male reading your profile I think you come across as being a bit distant. The almost one-liners don't quite add up to make you attractive to the reader. The line about 'the looks, not overly fussy and big arse' I don't think will do much to endear you to most ladies. Also you say as long as 'you' find them attractive. They have to find you attractive as well. Suggest a rewrite to make it warmer and more friendly.
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