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Smooth2
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
Bi-curious Female, 72
0 miles · Bridgend
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What's yours? For us its Sainsbury's one that has the choir (presumably Welsh) starting up at what seems to be every commercial break. What's even more annoying is that the longer adverts which were aired a week or two ago planted the carol in our brains and as soon as we hear it we automatically think of bloody S*********. Undoubtedly the ad men will say the ad worked. I'm proud to be Welsh but it makes a lot of people think that Wales is only 'choirs on coal tips'. Oh, almost forgot the sheep!!!!!!!!!!! Back to hibernation now!
Smooth2
Smooth2
I don't think its infatuation at least in the full sense of the word for one a student of the mature lady I see beauty or character in the faces of most you could make a personnal checklist of the minutest details of every face then occasionally you will see someone that ticks every box. Cartoon detail is so good now it could be a photo almost. So don't feel any concern about your feelings. Anyway, good for you in being open and posting the question.
SMOOTH1
SMOOTH1
Hi,
Out on the M4 near Cardiff today and again as I approached the on-slip at a junction, cars were joining the motorway and expecting traffic on the motorway to slow down or change lanes for them. The highway code says that you should join when clear to do so and not force other drivers to change speed or direction. On several occasions when I haver been passing an on-slip drivers have got visually abusive because I didn't allow them on, principally because I had traffic to my right and behind. There are some morons out there who think they have priority. You can tell from the car (body?) language when someone is 'asking' to join and those that just barge out. I'm more than happy to let the polite ones out even is it is safe to slow or change lanes. Anyone else pissed off at these morons?
Smooth2
Out on the M4 near Cardiff today and again as I approached the on-slip at a junction, cars were joining the motorway and expecting traffic on the motorway to slow down or change lanes for them. The highway code says that you should join when clear to do so and not force other drivers to change speed or direction. On several occasions when I haver been passing an on-slip drivers have got visually abusive because I didn't allow them on, principally because I had traffic to my right and behind. There are some morons out there who think they have priority. You can tell from the car (body?) language when someone is 'asking' to join and those that just barge out. I'm more than happy to let the polite ones out even is it is safe to slow or change lanes. Anyone else pissed off at these morons?
Smooth2
Hi,
Everyone is talking about going abroad. You could do a hell of a lot worse than look at Tything Barn in Pembroke. OK it may not have the weather thats abroad but for a totally peaceful and relaxing naturist holiday in beautiful Pembrokeshire you wont't beat it. There are very respectable cottages and wood cabins that it has to be said are getting a little dated and used but for what you will pay and the great time you'll have its not too bad to 'rough' it a little. We have been going there for about 15 years! What's more there will be no queues at airports or screaming kids. You are just a bit further away than we are in Bridgend.
Smooth2
PS. Swinging, yes,possibly using discretion....but by no means certain.
Everyone is talking about going abroad. You could do a hell of a lot worse than look at Tything Barn in Pembroke. OK it may not have the weather thats abroad but for a totally peaceful and relaxing naturist holiday in beautiful Pembrokeshire you wont't beat it. There are very respectable cottages and wood cabins that it has to be said are getting a little dated and used but for what you will pay and the great time you'll have its not too bad to 'rough' it a little. We have been going there for about 15 years! What's more there will be no queues at airports or screaming kids. You are just a bit further away than we are in Bridgend.
Smooth2
PS. Swinging, yes,possibly using discretion....but by no means certain.
We have worn ours with pride today. My wife and daughter were connected with the Cadets in South Wales and our son has lost several friends in Afghanistan so although we never knew them it was right that we should remember them.
Not sure of the name of the tv programme aired in the last week or so about a group of youngsters who trained to take part in parachute landings at Arnhem I think. It was wonderful to see them laying the flowers at a cemetery and the impact that it had on them. Perhaps there is hope for future generations.
Whilst in a major branch of Tescos this morning it was good to see so many people observe the two minutes silence....but very disappointing to see those who did not despite several announcements that it would be observed at 11am. Is shopping more important than what the two minutes represents??????????????
Smooth2
Not sure of the name of the tv programme aired in the last week or so about a group of youngsters who trained to take part in parachute landings at Arnhem I think. It was wonderful to see them laying the flowers at a cemetery and the impact that it had on them. Perhaps there is hope for future generations.
Whilst in a major branch of Tescos this morning it was good to see so many people observe the two minutes silence....but very disappointing to see those who did not despite several announcements that it would be observed at 11am. Is shopping more important than what the two minutes represents??????????????
Smooth2
Just thinking after watching many scenes of soldiers etc from the Middle East and elsewhere firing their Kalashnikovs or whatever into the air...where do the bullets land? Does anyone ever get injured or killed by bullets raining down from above.
I'd be pretty p***ed off if someone on my side wounded me....or worse!!!!
Smooth1
I'd be pretty p***ed off if someone on my side wounded me....or worse!!!!
Smooth1
With Madame Smooth currently being treated for cancer for the second time and in hospital with the chemo not going too well we have already decided that our absolute favourite and one to be played at the funeral of who ever goes first is Louis Armstrong's 'We have all the time in the World'.
Smooth1
Smooth1
Most hotels have the entrance to the rooms within sight of the reception desk. You could try somewhere like and 'Innkeeper's Lodge' where you have to book in at the pub next door and are then given the key to the building where the rooms are. Your visitors may not be seen directly and you may have to open the front door for them but there's probably a camera watching somewhere.
Smooth2
Smooth2
The saucy seaside postcards may have lost some favour these days but this type of humour will live on as long as a certain tabloid newspaper keeps it going. Whether its on a postcard or in a 'newspaper' the subject of sex and 'nudist colonies' Yuk!!!! and the mostly imaginery connection between the two will remain. We as naturists take pity have a giggle at the 'textiles' who think naturism, sex and orgies are all the same, likewise as swingers to the sex humour. Times have changed and they barely raise a titter any more but its still part of our history......no matter how small the part is Miss Prendergast!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smooth2
Smooth2
It is ridiculous. They would not pay that much in the States, there would be riots probably! I believe that the price of petrol is set by the individual filling stations for the small businesses and pegged at a level that they need in terms of the amount they sell to survive. The chains usually have better sites and therefore a higher sales volume so can sell it cheaper. Like everything else the best way is to vote with your fuel tank and get it at the best price.
Smooth2
Smooth2
Hi,
Driving with the interior light on probably constitutes an offence and you would certainly be visible to the police either by camera or from their cars. Having done a little night time lorry driving it does take a lot of concentration to stay on the road especially when the time for a break is approaching. If you are hell-bent on flashing do it in the daylight and let everyone have a look, but choose your locations.
Smooth2
Driving with the interior light on probably constitutes an offence and you would certainly be visible to the police either by camera or from their cars. Having done a little night time lorry driving it does take a lot of concentration to stay on the road especially when the time for a break is approaching. If you are hell-bent on flashing do it in the daylight and let everyone have a look, but choose your locations.
Smooth2
Hi all,
Almost everything has been said but we have a little more to add. Yes, rewrite your profile. If it takes half a page, fine!!! Even if you don't show your faces put some dressed photos in. It would be safe to say that most people on here know what genitals look like. Tell people about you, yes, what you like and what you are looking for. We in our 50's would have been delighted to meet you to see where things might lead had you been nearer. There is an age barrier with younger couples but there are many couples of similar age who would want to meet you and establish a friendship first before moving on. If you are unsure how to word it do you have a very close friend who would help you?
Anyway, good luck!
Smooth2
Almost everything has been said but we have a little more to add. Yes, rewrite your profile. If it takes half a page, fine!!! Even if you don't show your faces put some dressed photos in. It would be safe to say that most people on here know what genitals look like. Tell people about you, yes, what you like and what you are looking for. We in our 50's would have been delighted to meet you to see where things might lead had you been nearer. There is an age barrier with younger couples but there are many couples of similar age who would want to meet you and establish a friendship first before moving on. If you are unsure how to word it do you have a very close friend who would help you?
Anyway, good luck!
Smooth2
We are not imagining the fact that chocolate bars, Mars, Topic etc have got smaller. Apparently the official line on this is that the manufactuers are acting 'responsably' in reducing the size to help combat the rising flood of obesity. Being the cynical sort as I expect most of our SH friends and the general public are my thought is "what a load of Bollocks!" It is a money grabbing way of giving less and charging more. Nice work if you can get it.
Smooth2
Smooth2
Hello,
Like the others above we were moved to read your post and sympathize with you enormously. We are in something of a similar position with Maddy being diagnosed with breast cancer in 2007, having an immediate mastectomy, being given the all clear last year and then re-diagnosed in Feb of this year. She is however responding to chemo well and we are confident for the future. Our difficulties seem light by yours but we have still gone through an emotional hell that brought our 8 year swinging 'career' to a very abrupt halt. We wish you both all the best wherever life's highway may take you.
We notice from your profile that you have an interest in erotic writing. If this is still active and you might like to explore this at any time we would be interested.
Best wishes
Smooth2 (John and Maddy) XX
Like the others above we were moved to read your post and sympathize with you enormously. We are in something of a similar position with Maddy being diagnosed with breast cancer in 2007, having an immediate mastectomy, being given the all clear last year and then re-diagnosed in Feb of this year. She is however responding to chemo well and we are confident for the future. Our difficulties seem light by yours but we have still gone through an emotional hell that brought our 8 year swinging 'career' to a very abrupt halt. We wish you both all the best wherever life's highway may take you.
We notice from your profile that you have an interest in erotic writing. If this is still active and you might like to explore this at any time we would be interested.
Best wishes
Smooth2 (John and Maddy) XX
Hi, same thread but a different tack. Madame Smooth2 has lost over 3 stone xx kg in the last 4 months or so from her over 20 stone. She feels great with it and is moving differently and looks good on it. We are waiting for someone who does not know her circumstances to say "You've lost weight, what diet are you using?" Sadly the answer will be "The Cancer Plan". Still she's responding to the chemo well and we hope she can keep it off.
Smooth2
Smooth2
Thanks to one and all for your replies to our posting "Are you fed up with the f****** World Cup. OK, Wales, Scotland and Ireland are not competing for it. Why do we have to suffer it still in Wales, Scotland and Ireland. We could not give a 'whatever' for who wins. It is our mission in Wales to beat England at every opportunity in everything so why should we feel anything if they lose? We are sick of being told by newspapers and TV that the WHOLE country is behind England....meaning the whole of Britain. We did not tell these people that we are behind them, neither did many others. They are out of order to decide on our behalf. Many Americans think that the UK is just England...how sadly misguided can they be? If and when we do shout for Wales it will not be because some reporter or TV reporter tells us to.
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This year actually I thought it was better than in previous years.
There was actually a lot of good tunes, and that Romanian bird in those tight black trousers well............was worth watching it just for that.
Our song was rubbish let's be honest. It did not deserve to come last jeeze...........how bad was Spains song?
But.............we all know it is an opportunity for the rest of Europe to piss us off. It is certainly tactical voting by them and I have to say I was hoping we would finish last, the wooden spoon is better than no spoon at all.
I say leave it on the telly....highly entertaining and Pete Waterman is a wally anyway, and seeing as it was his song made me laugh all the louder.
Hi,
We would have to agree with most of the above. There were some good songs this year, less radical and more along the lines of the 'good years'. We probably have some of the best composers and song writers in the UK and all we seem to come up with is 'crap'. We have had the catchy 'Skooch' if I remember correctly but none of them have had any real presence or depth in the lyrics. Just compare our sad entries to the winners of the past.
OK, so we really have a good one for next year, but what can be done about the voting?
Some of this years songs even from the lesser countries were reasonable but it seems that in the main once a group of the top 5 is established then everyone seems to vote their higher points to ones around that group. Its almost as if the results from country number 5 or so are influenced by those from 1 to 4. This should not be the case but WE really can't believe that nearly every country will vote for the same small group of songs. Quite clearly the eastern European and Balkan countries vote for their neigbhours as do some others. If they have such little interest in Eurovision why don't they have their own contest and lets have Eurovision back in western Europe where the voting should at least be a little more genuine and based on the merits of the song not whatever the song is, we'll give it 'douze points'.
Smooth2 now off soapbox!
Hi,
Interesting comments. As far as hard-ons go I've never had one in the time we have been in public at naturist sites. The whole essence of naturism is that you see people as they are not the designer clothes or jewellery that they choose to hide behind. You see the person, warts and all (no not those warts!!!!) There is no sexual thrill in seeing a naked body unless it exhibits some sort of sexual activity. As you will see from the other post whilst having been swingers and enjoyed most of our encounters immensely on and off site, we are passionate naturists and strongly support the naturist ideal of enjoying the freedom without any interference from a less understanding society. Forget the supposed connection between naturism and sex (orgies, dirty postcards, The Sun using it as titillation etc)and enjoy it. If there are swingers there it won't take long to find them using a little discretion.
Interesting comments. As far as hard-ons go I've never had one in the time we have been in public at naturist sites. The whole essence of naturism is that you see people as they are not the designer clothes or jewellery that they choose to hide behind. You see the person, warts and all (no not those warts!!!!) There is no sexual thrill in seeing a naked body unless it exhibits some sort of sexual activity. As you will see from the other post whilst having been swingers and enjoyed most of our encounters immensely on and off site, we are passionate naturists and strongly support the naturist ideal of enjoying the freedom without any interference from a less understanding society. Forget the supposed connection between naturism and sex (orgies, dirty postcards, The Sun using it as titillation etc)and enjoy it. If there are swingers there it won't take long to find them using a little discretion.
Hi,
We have been naturists for about 20 years and had been swinging for about 10 years up to the time of Madame Smooth's breast cancer and mastectomy in 2007. We agree with most of the above. As in many matters discretion is the key word. If you find yourself amongst naturist 'purists' and start asking if anyone swings...you won't get far!!!! However it would be unrealistic to think that most naturists are aware that swinging does not happen at sites. Its just a matter of finding out 'who does'. Naturism is not about sex, it is about the freedom and joy of enjoying being unencumbered by clothes as you relax or do whatever you are able to in the surroundings. (Heard all the bbq jokes!) It is also about bringing children up in a safe environment where they can be confident in themselves so that they have fewer hangups in later life. Is naturism sexy? Well, if you have the same attractive lady dressed in stockings suspenders etc one day and naked the next, which would you find the sexiest? Hopefully the sexy aspect is removed when its 'all on display'.............just like going to your first topless beach.......stunning at first then when you've seen one you've.....
The advice from Smooth2 would be to go to a naturist site first and become accepted. Enjoy the naturism. When others can relax and talk freely with you then you can always test the water by dropping non-committal hints. If anyone responds, then you're on your way..........but don't rush it!
Smooth2
We have been naturists for about 20 years and had been swinging for about 10 years up to the time of Madame Smooth's breast cancer and mastectomy in 2007. We agree with most of the above. As in many matters discretion is the key word. If you find yourself amongst naturist 'purists' and start asking if anyone swings...you won't get far!!!! However it would be unrealistic to think that most naturists are aware that swinging does not happen at sites. Its just a matter of finding out 'who does'. Naturism is not about sex, it is about the freedom and joy of enjoying being unencumbered by clothes as you relax or do whatever you are able to in the surroundings. (Heard all the bbq jokes!) It is also about bringing children up in a safe environment where they can be confident in themselves so that they have fewer hangups in later life. Is naturism sexy? Well, if you have the same attractive lady dressed in stockings suspenders etc one day and naked the next, which would you find the sexiest? Hopefully the sexy aspect is removed when its 'all on display'.............just like going to your first topless beach.......stunning at first then when you've seen one you've.....
The advice from Smooth2 would be to go to a naturist site first and become accepted. Enjoy the naturism. When others can relax and talk freely with you then you can always test the water by dropping non-committal hints. If anyone responds, then you're on your way..........but don't rush it!
Smooth2
Well, are you? Yes, I know it hasn't started but we are fed up with all the adverts, TV, newspaper etc that seem to HAVE to have football in them whether in a big or small way.
Yes, I know the addage 'Football Sells' and it really is testament to the skills of the advertising industry that they can't come up with adverts that don't involve football or references to it. Does not take a lot of creativity to say "we'll have some football in it!" The worst one so far.....the one that ends in "Just in time for the football"
We are off to find an island with no TV, radio or newspapers!
Smooth2
OK, off the soapbox now!
Yes, I know the addage 'Football Sells' and it really is testament to the skills of the advertising industry that they can't come up with adverts that don't involve football or references to it. Does not take a lot of creativity to say "we'll have some football in it!" The worst one so far.....the one that ends in "Just in time for the football"
We are off to find an island with no TV, radio or newspapers!
Smooth2
OK, off the soapbox now!
Putting aside political affiliations which politically connected figure (alive or dead) would you invite to dinner on election day because you like them and would like to talk over dinner or maybe because you fancy them and would like to.....................
Monsieur Smooth Edwina Currie and Christine Hamilton
Madame Smooth Huw Iranca-Davies and the late David Penhaligen
Monsieur Smooth Edwina Currie and Christine Hamilton
Madame Smooth Huw Iranca-Davies and the late David Penhaligen
