PJandS, your avatar is very appealing. Fancy getting all excited and swapping guitar photos...??
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banlwales
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Straight Female, 61
0 miles · Caerphilly
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Master of Sex
Quote by Kiss_Me
I am dyslexic (amongst other things!) and I’ve always worked really hard to make up for it. I do make grammatical mistakes – everyone does! But there is a big difference between typing:
Loved you’re profile…… i am looking for personaltiy aswell as looks….. please mesage me back thanks
To:
luved ya prof]ile an lookin 4 gud things txt me 4 cam chat 2nitexx
I hope people appreciate that that’s the angle I’m speaking from.
this is a genuine reply taken from our mailbox..!!
"hi were 25 verry atractive from c******n and r intrested in meetig u"
irresistable huh..?
we fully appreciate your angle.
:cry:
Master of Sex
Quote by PoloLady
OK, here is a question...
Would you think better of a person who has:
A) Produced a well written pile of dross - perfect spelling, punctuation and grammar, yet lacking in any substance to the content.
B) Produced a section of typing full or errors - yet the thought behind the actual subject was deep and profound.
well theoretically it's got to be (A) because (B) is a myth.
In reality it's (D)...someone who's actually read, understood and matches our profile whether or not they're actually capable of writing.
Master of Sex
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Is this the SH Eastern Chapter post munch party...?
It would be interesting to know what it actually is..?
:shock:
I think they're practising for the next Olympics. They've introduced a new event......
Synchronised Shagging
naaaaawww..can't be...none of 'em have got numbers.
Master of Sex
Well we're in the "poor spelling and grammar is a big turn-off " line.
You can, just about, forgive chatrooms where everyone is typing in real-time but for adverts, profiles, thread titles and forum responses it's a real no-no.
Spelling mistakes are not unusual, nor are slight punctuation errors but when people go down the 'there, their, they're' errors it's as off-putting as halitosis and cheesy helmet flakes.
Language does evolve but some things are never going to be acceptable.
To us it comes across as sloppy and careless.
You can, just about, forgive chatrooms where everyone is typing in real-time but for adverts, profiles, thread titles and forum responses it's a real no-no.
Spelling mistakes are not unusual, nor are slight punctuation errors but when people go down the 'there, their, they're' errors it's as off-putting as halitosis and cheesy helmet flakes.
Language does evolve but some things are never going to be acceptable.
To us it comes across as sloppy and careless.
Master of Sex
Well I'm with Celestria on this one which goes in the pile "words change by doing nothing" or he word stays the same and the meaning changes. This has been going on for as long as there has been language and will continue to do so. Some classic examples ar Counterfeit which once meant a legitimate copy and Brave which once implied cowardice...as bravado still does, as they both share the same root.
I wouldn't worry about the changes..it's keeping up with them and not appearing foolish with youngsters that is the hard bit...!!
Read Bill Bryson's "Mother Tongue" if you're bored one evening.
:shock:
I wouldn't worry about the changes..it's keeping up with them and not appearing foolish with youngsters that is the hard bit...!!
Read Bill Bryson's "Mother Tongue" if you're bored one evening.
:shock:
Master of Sex
We read a book recently...scary huh..? Called "Why men don't listen and women can't read maps". It went to great lengths to explain, primarily, the differences in the structures of men and womens' brains. Can't possibly remember it all now but the chapter on love, sex etc was particularly fascinating and apparantly yes,...women do peak sexually at around 40, they do suddenly get the urge to impregnated by the dominant male just before "womens week", and men get very restless after sex and want to change a lightbulb or summat.
Current fads, political correctness and religious rules can't obliterate hundreds of thousands of years of biological evolution. The most interesting bits were the investigations into love, lust and infatuation with regard to production of viable offspring.
Similarly worth a read were the lists of what women look for in men (short term and long term) and what women think men look for in women (short and long term) and vice versa.
What became crystal clear was that women know a lot more about men than men know about women.......that came as no surprise huh girls..?
Current fads, political correctness and religious rules can't obliterate hundreds of thousands of years of biological evolution. The most interesting bits were the investigations into love, lust and infatuation with regard to production of viable offspring.
Similarly worth a read were the lists of what women look for in men (short term and long term) and what women think men look for in women (short and long term) and vice versa.
What became crystal clear was that women know a lot more about men than men know about women.......that came as no surprise huh girls..?
Master of Sex
Quote by DeviousLiasonsWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Apparently McDonalds bought it and sliced it up into 4oz sections.... no idea why
....aaaaahhh...it's all starting to make sense now
Master of Sex
Quote by freckledbirdWho in hell had a tape mesure to hand when pullin that one outta the crapper?
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms
in his state.
And did he think 'oooo this'll be a good one, let's call in the 'record breakers' team ?
.....and where did he do it..? or did someone retrieve it from around the U Bend..?
questions questions
:shock:
Master of Sex
Funnily enuff we recently posted to a very similar thread on a different forum.....
...just please don't laugh...!!
ex-GPO 1972 minivan (his)
MGB (his)
1100 mini (his)
austin1300 (ours)
fiat 126
austin healey sprite Mkiv (three)
mini 1275 GT
capri 1.6
Pontiac Grand prix (two)
Capri
Chevvy Camaro (two)
mini clubman estate
Pontiac firebird (two)
mini pickup
other minis (we've owned 9 altogether)
frog eye sprite
MGB GT
Merc G-Wagen SWB (three)
Fisher Fury kit car
Fiesta diesel (yeuch- less reliable that the MG)
Mondeo Si
merc c200 estate
Porsche 911
Bikes
GS750 (for 10 days)
Honda 750
CG125
Kwak Z250
Kwak Z400
Kwak Z900
Gpz 750
Gpz 900
FZR 1000
superlight (two)
748
M600
S2R
...just please don't laugh...!!
ex-GPO 1972 minivan (his)
MGB (his)
1100 mini (his)
austin1300 (ours)
fiat 126
austin healey sprite Mkiv (three)
mini 1275 GT
capri 1.6
Pontiac Grand prix (two)
Capri
Chevvy Camaro (two)
mini clubman estate
Pontiac firebird (two)
mini pickup
other minis (we've owned 9 altogether)
frog eye sprite
MGB GT
Merc G-Wagen SWB (three)
Fisher Fury kit car
Fiesta diesel (yeuch- less reliable that the MG)
Mondeo Si
merc c200 estate
Porsche 911
Bikes
GS750 (for 10 days)
Honda 750
CG125
Kwak Z250
Kwak Z400
Kwak Z900
Gpz 750
Gpz 900
FZR 1000
superlight (two)
748
M600
S2R
Master of Sex
at the end of the day it simply boils down to "how much risk are we / me / you prepared to accept"
Don't forget that even the magical condom is not 100% effective against a disease that is 100% fatal.
Abstinence or monogomy is, we understand, pretty effective.
As with most things in life these days it is your obligation to minimise or eradicate the risk wherever possible.
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Don't forget that even the magical condom is not 100% effective against a disease that is 100% fatal.
Abstinence or monogomy is, we understand, pretty effective.
As with most things in life these days it is your obligation to minimise or eradicate the risk wherever possible.
: Master of Sex
Quote by skreemingitarman
What is it that makes a Man… Manly? .
well
1. A X and a Y Chromosome
2. A can of Lynx apparently.
Though seriously, I think men are a manly as they ever were but their rituals, cultures, and social groupings have altered. They now display their prowess, their fierceness in different ways...mainly driving cars i think. The perceived change in "manly-ness" is really a change in social function and attitude not a change in strength and fierceness.
: 
ops: Master of Sex
Quote by CBnRed
Hmmm... thought we'd introduced ourselves ages back! Look like we didn't.... Must have been in the chatroom!
What's to say.....
Been active in the lifestyle for a few years, had an ad on here for nearly as long (though we changed email address so it looks like we joined in the middle of last year). We're unusual on the scene as Red is straight (so we're not looking for singles of either sex, just couples). Also unusual in that we both smoke! (and not just from the friction.....).
Enough for now.
CB
cough cough..best Tom Jones voice on.........
you're not unusual da da dah da da da dahhhh
