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banlwales
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Straight Female, 61
0 miles · Caerphilly

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i'm sure it's altered to create the suitable insult...!!!
never heard it refered to as the guitarist though
he he
Quote by fuzzy2177
and I am in a band too
i am a bassist (for my sins)

so you're the answer to the question.....
"what do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians..?"
a bass player..!!
sorry, sorry..very very sorry
20 episodes of "dukes of hazzard" will do for me thanks.
do they have to be films..?
wink
:shock:
you know...I've just gone right off this sandwich I was eating.
i've now got the apocryphal rolls-royce in the swimming pool stuck in my head..AND..the benny hill theme tune.
:shock:
Quote by Kiss_Me
whilst on holiday i read.....
First Casualty: Ben Elton
The Lincoln Lawyer: Michael Connolly
Deception Point: Dan Brown
A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian: Marina Lewycka
the last one was erm..... interesting but the others i can heartily recommend.
Unfortunately i didn't measure them so i can't tell you how thick they are.

I started reading that last week on my holiday and have nearly finished it - has been an enjoyable read.
Without sounding too geeky, i got so engrossed in it i read it all in one sitting which i can't remember doing since Airframe by Michael Crichton.
redface
at this rate they're gonna get suspicious.....
if you're not careful you'll have to buy one of these prestige motors.
whilst on holiday i read.....
First Casualty: Ben Elton
The Lincoln Lawyer: Michael Connolly
Deception Point: Dan Brown
A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian: Marina Lewycka
the last one was erm..... interesting but the others i can heartily recommend.
Unfortunately i didn't measure them so i can't tell you how thick they are.
no, as DollyMinx said....
that's the overture and finale to the Carmina Burana by Carl Orff.
they also used in Gladiators if you recall.
Ours would no doubt be the Benny Hill theme.
surprised
neither.....
parasol and attendant waiter service works for me everytime..!!
lol
Can't wait for the next installment.
Dan Brown eat your heart out...
fetching popcorn
rolleyes
Well it's not a simple question to answer.
If we've found a five minute window...five minutes.
If there's a couple of hours available...a couple of hours.
crafty wank. 'bout a minute.
horses for courses innit..??
:P
I think we've missed the obvious for 2006 which is....
I get the kids, start the dinner, hoover the dogs and SHE comes in, EVENTUALLY, moaning about the traffic on the M4 and that her Ducati is leaking oil down her right leg.
:shock:
nope they're huge 40 kilo dogs.
lumpy rugs actually.
Everyone says, "bet they need a lot of exercise"
we say...erm...well...actually......no..!
We have two ex racing greyhounds.
They sleep for 22hrs a day and then doze lightly for the other 2.
smile
you're not mistaken Angel
we lost a pile too, but ours have yet to return.
here piccy, piccy piccy
smile
has this thread now been officially hijacked....??
or would you like to know our experiences of getting a wheelchair in the hot-tub..??
:shock:
but seriously.....
how about a nice mock turtle or a groovy collarless tailored shirt....or has that fashion died too...?
sad
wasn't pink 1986 I seem to recall...? together with light grey
:shock:
Quote by BabyBrenda
I would suggest you find a massive file to store all your PMs in.
"Leggy strawberry blonde looking for no-strings kinky sex"
lol

You have to emphasise your good points don't you?
Looking forward to receiving PM's - I guess making friends insn't as hard as I thought!
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You certainly do. We find that emphasising the bad points just makes you look foolish.
innocent
I would suggest you find a massive file to store all your PMs in.
"Leggy strawberry blonde looking for no-strings kinky sex"
Please share your favourite PMs with us.....
lol
Quote by H-x
Ok, this is kind of inspired by another thread.
I somtimes wear a padded bra to help bolster my confidence but I've not yet been in a situation where I've had to then go for the 'big reveal'.
Is it false advertising? How disappointed would you be if you were on the receiving end, so to speak?
H.x

I don't think it makes a blind bit of difference......
though I would be interested to hear your take on wigs and rolled-up socks down the pants...?
innocent
Quote by couple_ne2000
Big difference between complaining about text speak and thinking someone in inferior to you because they don't know the difference between "there, their and they're"

:doh:
Let's not forget that Seren's question was "do you find bad grammar a turn off?"
that's the joy of thread evolution i guess.
Quote by Kiss_Me
Anal colapse does happen.... :scared:

you just don't want to be there when it happens...!!
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