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sparky230
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Kent
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Orgasminator
for st3v3
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the TIme Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Orgasminator
Quote by Pete_sw
This is going to my first Christmas with kids about as earier this year I got together with bubblylorraine.
HELP!!!!
Any ideas or suggestions on how to survive!!!!!!!
Hiya sparks OM, some idea of thier ages would help, your talking to a veteran here fellah :lol:
4 year old girl and 8 year old boy
Girl is no prob we'll be out playing trains with the garden railway, but her boy ?
Orgasminator
bump getting close now
Well, you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm tellin' you why
Santa Claus is comin' to town
He's makin' a list,
Checkin' it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is comin' to town
He knows when you are sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
(He knows when you are sleepin')
(He knows when you're awake)
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
He knows when you are sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
Well, you better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin'
(Santa Claus is comin')
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Well, you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm tellin' you why
Santa Claus is comin' to town
He's makin' a list,
Checkin' it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is comin' to town
He knows when you are sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
(He knows when you are sleepin')
(He knows when you're awake)
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
He knows when you are sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
Well, you better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin'
(Santa Claus is comin')
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Orgasminator
Never Ever volunteer to help change a series 1 Land Rover Gearbox.
Never be the person under said Land rover whilst the bolts are undone
Never be the person who gets covered in Ep90 whilst box is undone
Never be person who's fingers get stuck in clutch whilst new box is swung in
Never be person that says this will only take a hour or so
Never be the person that belives the haynes book of lies
just never volunteer to help change the box in the first place
Never be the person under said Land rover whilst the bolts are undone
Never be the person who gets covered in Ep90 whilst box is undone
Never be person who's fingers get stuck in clutch whilst new box is swung in
Never be person that says this will only take a hour or so
Never be the person that belives the haynes book of lies
just never volunteer to help change the box in the first place
Orgasminator
I watched it, pity they didn't show the encore.
but I rememeber it being filmed I was working as part of the Sound Crew
All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
"There is no dark side of the moon really.
Matter of fact it's all dark."
or watch this
but I rememeber it being filmed I was working as part of the Sound Crew
All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
"There is no dark side of the moon really.
Matter of fact it's all dark."
or watch this
Orgasminator
deff Fairy tale of New York
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me,
Won't see another one
And then he sang a song
'The Rare Old Mountain Dew'
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our
Dreams come true
They've got cars
Big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes
Right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first
Took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was
Waiting for me
You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks
They were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night
The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells were ringing
Out for Christmas Day
You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old
Sl*t on junk
Lying there almost
Dead on a drip
In that bed
You scum bag
You maggot
You're cheap and you're haggard
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God
It's our last
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams
From me when
I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams
Around you
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me,
Won't see another one
And then he sang a song
'The Rare Old Mountain Dew'
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our
Dreams come true
They've got cars
Big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes
Right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first
Took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was
Waiting for me
You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks
They were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night
The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells were ringing
Out for Christmas Day
You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old
Sl*t on junk
Lying there almost
Dead on a drip
In that bed
You scum bag
You maggot
You're cheap and you're haggard
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God
It's our last
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams
From me when
I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams
Around you
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na
