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the_Laird
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
Bisexual Female, 54

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Quote by anais
Aweee Bless - those 5 little lads on BGT biggrin :D

Next big thing in the world of "pop" perhaps. Good luck to them
Quote by BIoke
I could happily drink Balsamic vinegar from a bottle but I don't have tits. Sorry
lol

Eeewwwww - wierdo! :lol:
It's nice with olive oil and bread for dipping but from a bottle? confused
Good quality balsamic yes. Current favourite is hazelnut cream balsamic vinegar. Perfect on roasted shallots and cherry tomatoes on the vine.
wink
I could happily drink Balsamic vinegar from a bottle but I don't have tits. Sorry
lol
Quote by noladreams
And oh Mr Laird sir... could I have some of that mouth to mouth?! :rascal:

Just lay down Nola and leave the rest to me wink
Quote by Jewlnmart
I wouldn't discount a low blood sugar moment. I have gone hypo 20 minutes after eating a big meal, although I am a type 1 diabetic but hadn't overdosed on my insulin. Regradless, I would still go and get it checked out at your GP.

I would be pretty confident to rule out a hypo with that food count in a non diagnosed diabetic but agree needs to get checked out Jewl
Quote by noladreams
Sounds like the symptoms of Hypoglycaemia which is low blood sugar. Most common when you haven't eating anything for a while and very common for those who don't eat breakfast of some sort! How late in the day did it happen and when did you last eat something before it happened?

It happened at approx 2:35 ish. I had eaten lunch at 1:30pm (cheese sandwich, muller light yoghurt and a handful of grapes plus a bottle of water) I'd had a mid morning snack (a little cupcake thingy!) at 10:40am and breakfast (grapefruit and a cuppa) at about 6:40am.
Basically I had eaten pretty much the same as normal. dunno
Doesn't sound like low blood sugar then, get it checked out xx
Quote by brucie
ultra intolerant uber-mod. the chatrooms need some serious quality control.
sign the petition here:
the_Laird

What dunno
Can't believe that he's not been corrected on the mod / op difference before now! Where have all the pedants gone?!?!?!?
Sounds like the symptoms of Hypoglycaemia which is low blood sugar. Most common when you haven't eating anything for a while and very common for those who don't eat breakfast of some sort! How late in the day did it happen and when did you last eat something before it happened?
Quote by couplefunuk
Lovely openness and honesty dunc. I am not a penis I am a human being. Like it.

And windows to perv through, was my idea!.
I am a PC ! lol
Watersports was my idea.
I am a WC!
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Wine meets monitor moment
What a waste! rolleyes :lol:
*Her*
Learn to swallow then! wink
Quote by BIoke
So is 'cocklength'.... is that a word?
I fuck who and when I want to, simples smile (and obviously when they want to too!)

Glad you added the last bit!
We've encountered couples before where the woman is happy to play but the man isn't allowed to fuck. Seems a bit unfair but each to there own. Just not our idea of fun.
Having not watched the trailer is it only me that thinks the "Human Centipede" sounds like some party game BIoke would come up with for his sex party???
Quote by bushwackers
My wife recently (November 2009) left me for another man, she now realise that she made a great mistake and wants to come back.
Does it ever work out a second time round ?

Yes.
I dare say it does for some people, not for others. I suppose the only way to find out is to try a second time and to do that the only person that can decide if its worth taking the emotional risk on is you.
For as many people who tell you it doesn't work I'm sure you could find the same number of success stories.
Best of luck with whatever you decide
Quote by the_magik_s
Why does one search for a swinging site/community?.
Its my experience that people generally search for and join swinging sites (even dating sites) after a major split from a long term partner.

Quote by the_magik_s
Admittedly swinging was always "my thing" but i doubt id have joined the site if i would have been in a strong, fulfilling and happy relationship.

I know that is "your experience" but I'd hate that to be seen as a generalisation of members here because I really don't believe it is, certainly in relation to the many couples we have met on SH.
We joined in 2004 after I found the site whilst looking up a swinging club that had featured on a documentary. We followed the forum and it was hilarious so we joined in and it went from there.
Munches were rare, gatherings were fun, the forum was a scream and the bitching and back biting, seamed at least, to be a lot less.
New posters who took the time to join in were welcomed and encouraged and that's what allowed the site to grow.
Many people join sites like these for many different reasons and most certainly not as a result of negative times in their lives.
Good post though
Quote by essex34m
Knickers are overrated. wink

I disagree.
Wet ones
I'm soooo with you on that one innocent
Quote by BIoke
lol I've fed him up Lairdy! ;)
I know I could probably still lift him if I really tried... and got a good grip before he woke... but, I don't think I'd endanger my health by encountering the wrath! It'd end up like trying to feed a cat medication.... a futile excercise in a battle of wills, of which I would most likely loose! :lol:
kiss LG. x

If you need a hand shifting him give me a shout. I'm sure we could all do it together wink xx
.... and if you guys are struggling, I'm always happy to help out here :wink:
You can get lost.......I wasn't in your list!
Quote by little gem
lol I've fed him up Lairdy! ;)
I know I could probably still lift him if I really tried... and got a good grip before he woke... but, I don't think I'd endanger my health by encountering the wrath! It'd end up like trying to feed a cat medication.... a futile excercise in a battle of wills, of which I would most likely loose! :lol:
kiss LG. x

If you need a hand shifting him give me a shout. I'm sure we could all do it together wink xx
Quote by Thebonediggers
When you are at the Coventry Social, and the girl you are standing next to says
"oh, I love this song, it came out the year i was born".
It was C'mon Eileen by DMR.
banghead:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

OUCH!!!

Ouch indeed. 1982? I had my first snog to that song!
Quote by little gem
*scoffs*
I look forward to the instalment... although, right now, one may have him for the measley sum a half a goldfish and a previously sucked boiled sweet.
(A common one no less, plain/ bording ugly fish with horrid poppy eyes and a squint, not even a pretty talented ironing goldfish with a wispy fin, long lustrous tail and sparkly muli-toned scales... Why? Such a bargain for fish attitude on this fine Saturday early afternoon? ... you may ask. Well, because the day has been wasted, yet again, by my gorgeous but grumpy rolleyes And have you seen the weather outside? Glorious. Even for northern standards. confused We could be sunbathing by the toxic pit lake that ever-so-slightly glows in the dark. If you can't get a tan by that bit of chemical waste, well, nothing will ever work. ;) )
*adds PK's BODY PUMP instructor to her wish list and skips off for lunch*
kiss LG. x

Could you not just lift what little there is of grumpy-mr-sleepy-cat and take him outside.
He is but a slip of a man
wink
I was working with someone the other day who'd never heard of Adam and the Ants. When I asked when they were born it turned out it was after I started working. That made me feel old :sad:
Quote by couplefunuk
So what is the magic site all the couples now inhabit?dunno:giveup:

There have been several debacles over the years that led to ex members forming their own websites, some just left. For the MOST part though Ex members and the more swinging orientated members rather than time wasters end up

I've ALWAYS wanted to go there!!!! lol
*Her*
FREAK!!!!
wink
Quote by Missy
I know I could still get totally carried away with certain threads, would love to, but just don't get the time to be able to stick with em these days sad so tend to only contribute to threads that I feel I won't be like a dog with a bone and can't leave alone!
Hopefully I'll eventually get more time to play on here soon!

Please play with me Missy xxxxxx
I just dont feel the urge / want / need to post in threads anymore. There seems to be less and less that I dont see as antagonistic or point scoring but maybe thats just because it's all moved on beyond me.
I wish I did want to join in though but not sure "things are ever the same as they used to be"
:-(
PS
Despite that, never underestimate the friendships you can make in this scene which is more than just a website.
Cali, Morbius
I'm speechless and so sad right now. All our love to you all.
Craig and Fee
xx
Quote by couplefunuk
No use having the equipment if you don't know what to do with it is there?
wink

Oi you !poke Back in your box lol
But no, there isn't :wink:
*Her*
Who's box?
:twisted:
No use having the equipment if you don't know what to do with it is there?
wink
I watched the Elvis uncut documentary last night. I've always been a huge fan of him and there is no doubt that he was a good looking guy. Was so sad to watch him latterly as he grew more dependant of prescription drugs and his family life fell apart particularly when you listened to Priscilla talk about him and their life together.
I think he has a great voice and still love to listen to him sing but I wonder just how good a singer he really was or was it just that he was the "first" white mainstream rock and roller properly managed?
Quote by couplefunuk
Shut the door to keep it warm inside and the fucking thing locked of it's own accord. With the only key in the ignition, with the engine on.
*Him*

rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Sorry, you didn't take my advice then?