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tomu
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
UK

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Quote by sexy-croydon
you could try this guy

I hate that stuff... it's just annoying that they pretend it's real. People playing with toys is one thing, and guys with big cocks is another, and they both... you know, have their place in porn redface but holding a big rubber fake penis in front of your groin and pretending to screw someone with it? It's just annoying. And yeah, the enormous fake cum shots too...
Still... I suppose, each to their own...
Quote by Mal
I'm using firefox and have no problems with the ads or any parts of the site.
Mal
wink

Ditto.
Quote by X_fanny_x
JANIS JOPLIN
"Little Girl Blue"

REM
"Losing My Religion"


...wicked choices there. I'd like to see the inside of YOUR record collection.
its big and varied wink
Well, maybe we should exchange something. I'd certainly like to sample your tastes, and I have one seven-inch in particular that I think you'll like.
...yes, it HAS taken me all week to think of that.
Quote by X_fanny_x
i dont know ive never paid them redface

The best kind of payment.
...how does that work? do you say, "Well, I could give you some money, or do you fancy a shag?" Or do you just seduce them, and then they don't have the nerve to ask for cash as well?
Wicked.
Quote by Missy
As for my experiences - they all arrive a bit early confused

You mean they come too soon? I'm sure that can be disappointing...
Quote by Missy
So, bluddy ell, they really can be dangerous things these prescription drugs - just as dangerous as the illegal stuff :shock:

Yeah - at the end of the day not that much difference between someone someone who seeks out legal drugs because they make them high, and someone who gets the same from illegal drugs. Except for the legality thing of course.
Anyone seen Requiem For A Dream? Just made me want to phone my mum and tell her I loved her...
It's kind of nice to have something serious to talk about and interesting people to talk to.
I'd just like to say, this forum is a hell of a lot better for that than the Newcastle Utd forum I'm also on. Unsurprisingly.
:-) well given the good relations you seem to keep with the local tradesmen, I'm sure you'll have no difficulty finding someone to service you.
It. I mean it.
(and I bet you find it a hell of a lot easier to find a plumber or an electrician than I do. Guess it pays to tip well...)
Quote by X_fanny_x

how about an electrician rolleyes

also an electrician redface infact there was more than one :shock:
Quote by tomu
good work! An inspector? What like, police inspector?

nope not a police inspector but a housing inspector surprisedops:
i knew posting this was guna be a bad idea :doh:
Ace! I wish I was a tradesman in your neighbourhood. Need any... erm... I dunno... plumbing?
Also I'd just like to add my take on the "Kids look up to these people"/"They chose to be in the public eye" kind of arguments. I can really see it, particularly for the likes of Paris Hilton, who could perfectly well have been rich and not famous had she chosen to. But my personal opinion is that for people who become famous as a by-product of being really, really good at their job, like actors or sportspeople or whatever, it's legitimate for them to want to keep some degree of privacy, and for their lives (up to and including their deaths) to be treated with a certain amount of respect. EDIT: No more or less than the rest of us /EDIT. Otherwise you're saying that shy people, private people shouldn't play sport or act.
Keira Knightley gets stick (from the press) for speaking out against press intrusion; but I think she's right to point out that in any other circumstance, where a young woman is walking home at night and a pack of men chase her down the street and then prevent her from even closing her front door, nobody would consider it acceptable.
I'm with Winchwench on this - I believe that it often is exactly what they're saying it is. It's not only celebrities that become addicted to prescription painkillers; I know several totally non-famous people who are or have been. And lots of other people who just munch painkillers like they're smarties, whenever that have a slight headache or are just feeling a bit ropey.
Many, many people do die of paracetemol overdoses every year. Tens of thousands I think it is. Sometimes suicide, but often accidental as well - people just don't imagine that anything as apparently innocuous as paracetemol, which you don't even need a prescription for, can kill you. But it can, that's why the supermarket won't sell you two boxes of it at once. But given that they can't stop you going back for more...
...and then given that codeine is really addictive (isn't it an opiate, therefore related to heroin?) and you can see how that combination could be dangerous. Particularly if you then get a different brand which has a higher content of whatever it is, without realising.
Either way, I think it's REALLY sad. It's a shame when anyone dies, but particularly someone young. Even if it was something other than prescription drugs, I mean whatever's going on. Addiction is such a horrible blight, and can take so many different forms. Often the specific thing someone is addicted to is just the manifestation of a deeper need, so you might be addicted to smack or weed or videogames or porn and all because of the basic underlying need to blot out a certain part of your daily life or your self or whatever.
I personally think, as you say, death is a private thing. We will never know the circumstances that led to it, we don't necessarily have a right to either. I don't think anyone has the right to judge others. Particularly at this time, right now, there are all sorts of reasons why I'd support the media being vague about this - not least that right now they just don't know, so it's really better to avoid slandering someone whose grieving relatives already have enough to deal with. A report I saw said ten days before anyone knows definitively what happened. There's never been a whiff of anything suggesting Heath Ledger took recreational drugs. On the other hand, if/when Amy Winehouse snuffs it, I doubt that the press will pull their punches.
Don't really know what I'm saying here, and (Missy) I pretty much agree with many of your later points. In summary, I think it's perfectly possible he did actually die of an overdose of prescription drugs, and in any case I feel that all early deaths and lives otherwise wasted through depression or addiction of whatever kind are just as tragic. I think I'll stop.
Results of a very big, long survey in the Journal of the American Medical Association recently - the lowest mortality rates are found amongst people who are overweight. Not Obese - that's still bad, but interestingly not underweight or "the right weight" either.
This was for a wide range of diseases - basically everything except diabetes and (I think) heart disease. Certainly plump people were found to die far less from infections, and from anything to do with exhaustion - if your body is kept honed to its bare essentials, then if something goes wrong you have fewer resources to deal with a crisis. If you have a few extra pounds then you've got more to draw on.
As everyone else said, I think it's just eat sensibly, don't eat toooo much, eat what your body is telling you it wants (bearing in mind that anything addictive will distort the picture), stop eating if you notice that you don't actually want to clear your plate, do some exercise, and don't worry about it too much. Do what makes you happy.
Quote by X_fanny_x
milkman
company reps (selling things)
workmen (working on the house)
window cleaner
meter reader
removal men
gardener
an inspector :shock:
i could go on but its starting to look bad bolt

good work! An inspector? What like, police inspector?
A man from the council of milkmen (or whatever it's really called) has just been on the radio trying to encourage people to "use" their local milkman, and I couldn't help thinking about the obvious, and wondering whether it actually happens.
Has anyone here actually been knobbed by (or knobbed!) their milkman? Or milkwoman, paperboy, papergirl, pizza deliverer, meter reader, Jehovah's Witness etc. Or is anyone some kind of door-to-door visitor, and if so do you get lucky?
We've certainly had fantasies in that direction, but in actual fact they're never really that attractive, and they always seem to be in a hurry...
Check this one out as well - guess the Liverpool team:

Thousands of people try to guess his squad and get it wrong. This week over 2000 people played and 16 got it right...
Quote by poshkate
nope I reckon mine are best :lol2: kiss

Kate, your pictures have always been the second best. After ours, of course.
Quote by splendid_
'Arranged marriages last longer' is also a generalisation. What you will find is that arranged marriages are done by traditionalists who will constructively support the couple but who will withdraw all support if either party want to leave the marriage. Many women and men have lost their lives when attempting to break free from these marriages.

Yeah, I think this is a fair point.
As above, I favour loose fitting woven boxers (usually in red or blue patterns) for comfort:

The thing with the colours came about by chance originally, but now it's a little private game that I have, a running joke that no-one else knows about. Apart from Ms Tomu and you all now obviously. It makes pants fun.
For those interested, these images came from and you can find them under heren -> underbroeken.
(Mods - if you have to mod this for copyright I am sorry, I just couldn't resist it, and I'm sure H&M wouldn't mind, I am advertising their product).
Quote by Plimboy
the Western culture gives the decission making right to women.
The Western system favours most women (I will come on to the ones who suffer shortly) and some men - the good looking, the powerful, pop singers, footballers and the like.

Um - I don't really see how this is the case, surely under "the western system" (ie consensual marriages, which also happen in India, by the way) men also have some choice in who they marry? You have the right to say no, when proposed to, right? In fact, aren't you the one doing the proposing? I can't really see that giving women the right to say no too constitutes "favouring" them.
Your point about "some men" is also clearly nonsense - the same rules obviously apply to both genders. Do you feel that in a consensual system the men all sit around minding their own business and watching the football while circling packs of women pick off the good ones and ignore the duds? Would Bridget Jones have agreed at the start of the movie?
In any case isn't it more common in our culture for the men to do the asking?
The whole thing about is odd - you're saying that the cause of is women having the option to say no. Um, well, technically, but...
...and as Cherrytree said above, to say that all is committed by single men who aren't able to find a partner in any other way is a stretch.
Incidentally, another one for the pot - in one study I read about based in Hindu society in India, which claimed to be based in a culture where both arranged and love marriages exist as options, and where divorce is equally permitted in both types. It found that divorces were found to be far more common in the love marriages. So in the arranged marriages, the families of both partners chose people they thought would be compatible in the long term, based on personality, values and cultural background, whereas the love marriages were based on an initial rush of hormones that wore off after three years/six months/in the morning.
Edit: the point being, arranged marriages are often not done solely from the man's perspective, but, where they work best, are planned by both families with the long term interests of both parties in mind.
...ideally, not in the UK (as I can't imagine even in the summer the water being warm enough for much fun...)
Talking of pain... I just crashed my pushbike into a bollard and wounded my cock (going down a hill in the rain, taxi in front did a funny manouevre, brakes decided not to play). It's a bit bruised, but more uncomfortable is the bit of bone just above it which took a bash and now hurts. Fortunately I missed my prunes.
...er I know nobody really wanted to know that, but Ms Tomu is away for a few weeks and I kind of needed to share that with someone...
Quote by Curvaceous34g
There was a pause, he hesitated, we waited for each other to speak. He looked a bit awkward, we smiled and then he headed off.

Quote by Missy
The only advice I can give, is that whoever you meet that you like, tell them

Dead right. Because otherwise you end up both walking out of the bookshop wishing you'd asked each other out. Like they say in football, at this level you've gotta take your chances. If you meet someone you like, don't let them get away without you getting some kind of link to them. If they don't want to give it, fine, but at least you were in the game. Sooner or later one will pay out, and you only really need it to pay out once (per relationship, of course.)
I'm normally quite shy but when I met the now Ms Tomu randomly in a pub, I thought, this woman is incredible and I cannot let her slip away; she was visiting Liverpool with a view to moving here, so I got her email address, and kept in touch. When she did move, I came round for dinner the first night, then invited her out for my birthday on her third night, invited her to a gig a couple of days later and that night I pulled her.
It's the only time I've ever actually done "she will be mine, oh yes..." and I guess if she hadn't been interested she could have not answered my emails or not come out for my birthday or to the gig, but the point is, by putting myself in the area and taking a shot, I seem to have scored a goal and may well have won the game.
Quote by Curvaceous34g
...the advice is also making me see why the bookshop encounter didn't go further that day. I'm like Missy, a bull in a china shop...

There's also the possibility the bookshop encounter didn't go further because neither of you asked the other one out...
I used to use pandora when it was pretty new, maybe a year and a half ago? Thought it was an ace idea, and it did introduce me to some cool stuff, but I got annoyed by it seeming to have a fairly limited repertoire so i stopped using it.
Still that was early days, so maybe it's expanded since...
Quote by jaymar
God knows, at times I feel I use my butt wink

Reminds me of a story about a US Air Force test pilot, who wanted to disprove the old saying about "flying by the seat of your pants". He had his arse pumped full of anaesthetic, got in his plane, went and did a full routine of crazy aerobatic stunts, landed and was violently sick.
After recovering he told his colleagues that his opinions had changed, and he now knew that a pilot's butt is the most important flight aid they possess.
Quote by anais
A penis massage can literally blow ya mind! :rascal: lol

Oh. Yes. It really can.
...if anybody needs to practise...
Ms Tomu really doesn't like it unless she's really really turned on...
Enter the Dragon.
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse (or Apocalypse Now?)
I think, therefore I'm right.
I think Keegan was an odd choice for Newcastle manager... I think interesting times are ahead...
I think my dentist was shit, because my teeth didn't hurt before I went in to have a crown refitted, but four fillings and a cleaning later my whole mouth is knackered.