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Bari

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22 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
CRACKERJACK!!!!!!!!!!!
(sorry couldn't resist)

Give that woman a pack of Crackerjack pencils!

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At least it's better than a Blankety Blank Cheque Book & Pen .... but it doesn't quite have the status of a Blue Peter Badge!!!
All of which pale to insignificance when you have a cuddly toy from Brucey. biggrin

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Now here's a weird thing - I have watched Blue Peter on and off for years, and there have been squillions of people on it, but I have NEVER in my life actually seen anyone wearing a Blue Peter badge.
Does anyone here have one?
Ice
I had a Blue Peter badge and my mum put a jumper through the wash not realising it was still pinned on and the blue ship got washed off leaving me with a plain white shield!
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21 Jul 2004

Glad to see that there are a few of us here that enjoy it. smile

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As has been said, its no substitute for the main meal, but its a very nice side order... wink

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Bari.

21 Jul 2004

Ooohhh its the anonymousness (is that a word!?) that adds to the fun!! cool

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But yeah, if you've done it professionally I could see how it could be a drag!
I suppose the difference would be that with someone you're talking to for fun it would be less about keeping them on the line and more about getting pleasure from the experience youreself, plus you wouldn't be about to repeat the process over and over which I guess you would on a chatline?

21 Jul 2004

Good luck DL, let us know how it goes! smile

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21 Jul 2004

Quote by mal609
Phone sex can be great fun with the right person. it allows both to act out fantasies that they may or may not be able to attain physically for whatever reason, ie distance. I have enjoyed it with several ladies from here, some were planned and some just happened. One such time was when chatting to a lady from here. She wanted to know what I had done recently and during me telling her I realised she was playing with herself! Great - but more so in that we hadn't planned it. :twisted:
Mal

Absolutely, with the right person and a bit of imagination it can be damn good horny fun! :P

21 Jul 2004

Dawn French is my dream girl... :love: :love: :love: :love:

21 Jul 2004

But what was the prize...? biggrin

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21 Jul 2004

Hi,
I hope you don't mind me suggesting this, and maybe it can't be done anyway, but it would be really great if there were some way of dividing the photo adverts into regional areas.
The problem is that if (for example) you were based in the Hampshire area then adverts for people in Scotland or the Northwest perhaps are too far away.
The thing is that what you really want to be able to do is just search through a list of people in your area, and this site has become so successful and so popular that its a huge job trawling through.
I appreciate there is a search, but to use the Hampshire example, some people might put Hampshire, some people would put a specific town, and others might just put South.
I've just been looking through "couples seeking couples" and 30 minutes and six pages on and I've only found half a dozen in my area and I'm only two days of adverts back, there must be loads more from a week or more ago but it takes so long to trawl through them all looking for specific area ones.
If I could just click a county or an area I'd be able to just look through the local (ish) ones which might be of interest.
As I say, its only an idea and I promise I'm not trying to be critical, its just a suggestion which I hope is useful. This is a great site, its just that it is so popular its becoming difficult to use in some areas...
Bari.

21 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Why have phone sex when you can have flesh sex???????????
Clare,xxx

Oh I quite agree, but its another avenue, and a good one sometimes when you're alone... smile

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21 Jul 2004

I'm just curious about peoples views on phone sex.
For a lot of people its just not for them, and certainly it is no substitute for the real thing, but some people do "get" it, and with a little imagination and a lot of talk it can take you places you wouldn't necessarily reach alone.
Also it can be a way of exploring a fantasy, or a persona, that you perhaps wouldn't want to try, or to be, in real life.
And lets face it, it must be the ultimate in safe sex! biggrin

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I think its one of those things people either really enjoy, or really can't see the point.
What do you think?
Bari.

14 Jul 2004

Quote by highlydriven
Not desparate of course,

Not a bit... wink

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14 Jul 2004

Here you go, click the link...

13 Jul 2004

Just as an aside, but might be useful if your DVD player is junk, I bought a cheapie DVD player from Amazon, multi region too, about Â£35 delivered!
Expected it to be rubbish but actually it is surprisingly good.
Bought it for the bedroom, and yes it is for that... redface

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13 Jul 2004

See, now isn't that typical, you set out your beach towle and everyone has to crowd around you! rolleyes

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13 Jul 2004

I've heard this about another area, apparently its good old Internet urban myths at work again! rolleyes

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Shouldn't worry too much about it... confused

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30 Jun 2004

Huh...?

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30 Jun 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
And secondly, there are several large ladies on the Website...me included.....I don't have a Website so you can't see me but look at Heather's Site....she is looking amazing!!! Size is not an issue....everybody has their preferences, some prefer stick-thin model types but some actually like a woman with a bit of meat on her bones....
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Damn right! :thumbup:

31 May 2004

I hate to sound like a bloke, but Porsche Carrera GT is top of my shopping list right now! cool

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Anyone who saw Top Gear last night will understand.
The single most desirable object on the planet.
I want one SO much...
Bari.

8 Oct 2003

Came across this in the "Clubs and Parties" section of this site, looks really nice from the web site, but just wondered whether anyone had been and what they thought?
Also, when these clubs have "couples and singles" nights, is it like this forum, quite a few couples, but about a million singles cruising around hopefully? Bit overpowering if so...
Cheers for any help or advice.
Bari.

5 Oct 2003

Yeah definitely, and lets face it if you're shy about your sex life you've got the wrong hobby! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! lol

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5 Oct 2003

Awww... cum on!
Give us a clue!! smile

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5 Oct 2003

So come on then Jane, tell us all about your adventures last night...?? :P

5 Oct 2003

So how did it go Jane, any luck??? :P

4 Oct 2003

My fault Blue!! redface

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For some reason my pc won't work properly on links so I have to type the URL in. On these sites there is no www after the http:// but I put it in out of force of habit! D'oh!!
Anyway, it was worth the effort, I adore fuller figure women...!!
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm................ biggrin

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Thanks for advice though!

4 Oct 2003

Just tried again, but says site cannot be found. Odd... confused

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Wonder how they're getting on, probably not up there yet. Bit cold for it tonight I'd have thought though...!! :shock:

4 Oct 2003

Hi,
Your www site doesn't seem to be working for some reason... sad

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Bari.

10 Sep 2003

Scrub round that, found 'em! (The "www" button at the bottom of the post for anyone else looking!!)
Very nice Elli.
And Kitkat, WOOOOWWW!!!! XXXX

10 Sep 2003

Help, I can't see them!! Where are they posted...?? sad

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5 Sep 2003

Sade.
Enya.
Enigma.
What else...?

5 Sep 2003

Quote by Jags
I'd go with a registration system cos there are loads of ads ( ) which are just so obviously from 'chargers' or those with various names but posting the same email address.
What's the matter with phone sex??? Does it make you go deaf???? Eh??? Can't hear you - speak up please..... :lol:
Jags
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Hello Jags....!! It's for you...!! biggrin

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