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5 Apr 2005

girlf-1 :love: used to have to clean up her face quickly or she would quickly develop red marks in the amusing patterns you are all no doubt familiar with. confused

confused

i have some kind of sensitivity to my own cum on my tongue too (not experienced others' cum yet). :!:
anyone else got any amusing cum allergies or stories :?:
i realise i'm going to cause terrible confusion across all my posts if i ever get another girlf unless i stop referring to them as girlf-1, -2 etc, so from now on, please note girlf-1 will be referred to as girlf-widget wink

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3 Apr 2005

Would love to watch so let me know next time you're out.
Mark wink

wink

3 Apr 2005

Quote by markromford
I am in somewhat similar situation to elite2, i have tried dogging once before that was a pre-arranged meeting. I would love to try again, but would rather not sit in a carpark full of guy's in cars on the offchance of meeting a couple.
Can anyone tell me the best places to go locally and whether it is worth just going there ?
Mark
x
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-257958.html

I've never thought of going dogging but speding time on Sh is giving me all sorts of ideas so I'd be interested in hints and tips - like where to go and what to do as in this thread. I'm not far from Romford (in Walthamstow) so the A12 would be fine.
Pls check out my ad and get in touch if you like what you see (or not for that matter!) I expect I'll be just as scared as anyone, but like someone said above, I guess that's part of the fun.
Thanks
Mark

3 Apr 2005

Sounds a great idea so if newbie singles allowed, pls let me know (I have a two man tent).
Mark

1 Apr 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Does your plonker need pulling then ??????

Regularly, in an err regular kind of way. It's nice to have a hand tho.
Mark

1 Apr 2005

Quote by h256
im 32 f from suffolk and my fantasy is to be ****** by 4 or more men one after another!!

HI
Sounds like a great fantasy and one you are sure to be able to fulfil. Do you have a photo or two, or perhaps an ad on SH?
Mark
Hmmm, just wondering if this is another Bilko? Come on, whoever you are own up if you are trying to pull my plonker.
Mark

1 Apr 2005

Quote by willxx69
:bounce: :bounce: Hurrah!! for once I didn't fall for an April fool joke (I became suspicious in about the second sentence).
Mind you with THIS Government anything is just about possible :x :banghead: (sorry, didn't mean to get political! ops

Will

Too right. Well they already banned having sex in a public place remember. Can you believe it, you can't have sex in your own garden, but then maybe it being illegal adds extra spice. Perhaps Tony wanted to be a lawbreaker.
It still pees me off that politicians :x think this is any of their business - like there was this massive problem with people coming over all uncontrollable in Sainsbury's... it was usually next to the wet fish as I recall. People falling off their trolleys, bystanders getting injured. It was clearly getting out of hand and something had to be done about it. Thank goodness we have a sensible caring class called politicians to keep us safe from ourselves and those who just can't control their urges next to the fish counter. wink

wink

Oops, sarcasm again. Is it really not funny at all? rolleyes

rolleyes

Anyway, thanks Sgt Bilko. You got me. Touche duel

duel

Mark

1 Apr 2005

Quote by leey32uk
im 32 f from suffolk and my fantasy is to be ****** by 4 or more men one after another!!

HI
Sounds like a great fantasy and one you are sure to be able to fulfil. Do you have a photo or two, or perhaps an ad on SH?
Mark

31 Mar 2005

It is clearly a common problem, my last girlf had only ever come thru pen once, and never with me. And we really, and I mean really, got to know each other's bodies well. My girlf before her came easily (once we got the hang of it).
I think smokerjim may be right about there being a psychological aspect to this. I think it can be physical, psychological or both. And I include your partner in that. Both factors could depend on both of you. I've certainly had a psychological issue that took a while, and a patient partner, to get past. Can you guess? redface

redface

One thing that can get in the way is if you both want you to come like that. Any pressure causes anxiety. Pressure to please yourself, or him. Pressure to be "normal" etc. so try not to try so to speak, while following all the tips people mention and also trying not to do anything but enjoy what is going on.
By the way, anyone got tips on how to stop ejaculation when she's just about to come?! I had this once and just got over it (with Gilf-2) but could never with Gilf-1? Perhaps a seperatre thread is called for? Or maybe we should both call (see sex columnist thread)
Is the shower hot yet? I'm nesh.
Mark

31 Mar 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
After reading a few new posts by people with sex advice questions, I was wondering if any of you guys here know who Dan Savage is?
He's a fantastic, if sometimes sarcastic, sex advice columnist
You can read him weekly here: Dan Savage
We just wanted to share - hope nobody minds!

Hey, ockysweeties, thank you loads. A new name to me and I'm converted. Hysterically unny and practical. A bit like me. :P Anyone want a go?

31 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Oh dear,
Searching the internet for some wise words to use in an "argument" I stumbled across this forum. I was just waiting to stumble on Jags locking it!! :lol:

You really DO have to feel sorry for "Justagirl" :shock:. Or perhaps not! Amazing what people still think about AIDS in this day and age!
aRSexx :color:

Awww, bless. Isn't she cute :-P
I am sorry to say this made me lol but now I'm realising how dangerous forums can be. You never know who (or what, he says thinking of the chav thread) you might run into :#) Next thing I'll stumble on some very rude people talking about sex or who knows what. Thank goodness this is a nice polite sort of cafe with non of that nonsense. And if anyone says sarcasm isn't funny, I'll just say, surprised

surprised

"oh, that's so witty".
xx

30 Mar 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Always suspicious of women that dont like cats and men that dont like some form of sport!
Hang on, Mrs HC doesnt like cats.......

Have you ever tried tossing the cat?
Sorry.... there goes my attempt at mr popularity ;-)

30 Mar 2005

I didn't used to like cats, but then a friend told me that women like men who like cats cos it shows our sensitive side.
Aww, come here pusss there there...
...is it working yet?
And while I'm waiting for appreciation and a proposition, where's the witty pussy photo ladies? Come on!
xx

25 Mar 2005

Quote by raggie
my question is do any guys take there partners to places like this? or even, do they go on their own?
dave

Me n ex gf planned to go but didn't get round to it in the end. We had some probs finding ones in London that allow women. So does anyone know any nice clubs that allow women to come along with their men?

24 Mar 2005

Thank you all for being welcoming. This is a nice place to hang out whether or not I might get laid.
nighty night, see u all soon
mark

24 Mar 2005

Ahh, thank you both for pointer to stories. Newbie-itous means I was not aware, although this isn't a swinger's story. Not erotic as such, and I only mentioned the rude words and content to indicate there was some very tenuous possibility of it being considered relevant. It is really a story about personal growth. Emergence and all that.
I'll take that as a no then! lol
mark
PS At least the signature works :-)

24 Mar 2005

Hmm.. better say something interesting then or I'll not make any friends on my first day. Hmmm. Err.... well, you all seem like very nice people to me errr.
Ahhh, hey folks! Would this be the place to post a short story? . It is about 1,800 words and has some rude words in it and a scene where the hero is strapped to a bed in a library "like a clitoris" (it is typed crysalis but I always read it as clitoris when I read it out loud to people redface

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)
I'm not sure I want to post it, but I think the question is valid.
Mark
PS I also have a poem about the massacre at Srebrenica.
Is anyone still reading this? Why? A soul mate? Maybe?

24 Mar 2005

I have enjoyed the rabbit buzzzzzzzz w/o the reported double ejaculation and quite please about that.
I have also been a naughty boy and put the ouch rabbit in my burrow. Mrs was not pleased (she was out) and told me to get my own bloody rabbit if I wanted to do it again. While I agree, it was naughty, I must point out that I had washed it thoroughly, with SOAP, and of course when horny as hell wasn't thinking about the finer points of hygene.
She has now left alas, for the rabbit of course, so I have neither. I won't be getting an ouch rabbit for myself too soon tho, especially so after hearing of the double ejaculatory effect.
Byeeee, mark

24 Mar 2005

65 and I allowed a little "flexibility" in my responses. Doh! Call it being generous with the truth :-)
If I didn't know that it would make my score look even worse I'd suggest normalising it by subtracting my/your age. What the hell, for me that gives 21 in a possible range from -40 to 160ish. Hope I'm not being ageist here!
So how about you?
Mark

24 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
:welcome:
There`s a sticky at the top of this forum which may help
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
Venusxxx

Thank you - oh, and phew no rules broken I think ;-) byee xx

24 Mar 2005

Hello all.
Just arrived in this interesting forum. I'm a 44yr single white male from Walthamstow who has been to a swingers club once (with my ex) and interested in exploring self and others through this fun activity.
I'm interested in women and couples, maybe bi-curious (it seems to vary wildly - perhaps hormone levels!) and willing to meet ur needs in a variety of ways. Can accomodate or travel. I find this scarey but exciting.
Mark
PS I'm not sure if this kind of intro is ok or not but I couldn't see any guidelines for postings. If there are any please show me where (other than the acceptable use policy for the whole site).