This all came about due to a meet I wrote about a couple of months ago Two meets on the same day but the first one was a bit of a disaster. With the ink barely dry on the earlier contribution a message popped up on here from a couple in Worthing. The husband doing the messaging, saying he wanted me to go to his home to find his wife blindfolded and tied to a chair where I could do anything to her apart from kiss her. It w...

If only it was always like this Last week I started a partial refurb job in Portsmouth. Nothing special, a former council house on a fairly rough and ready council estate On Tuesday afternoon I needed to pop out to my van but before i crossed the pavement I waited for a couple of mums on the afternoon pick up to pass by. We exchanged the normal thank you, you're welcome before one said "wow a gentleman. That's rare around...

Literally in the early hours on jan 1st I received a message on here asking if Id me up for meeting with a difference. Sounded intriguing so like pretty much every fella on here would, I answered yesss. Turned out, once new years eve drinks had been taken, Kevin and Cass, the couple in question, confessed to both wanting some kind of mmf experience. It had to be a stranger to both of them and had to be set up as spontaneo...

I'm currently refurbishing the offices of a charity, with half a dozen lads of different trades helping me. Most days someone from the charity pops in to check on progress. It's pretty basic work, effectively we're removing a rotten floor between levels and all the services in that floor space (plumbing, electric, air con ducting etc). Last Thursday there was a fairly big delegation visit and I showed them the work. As I...

I can't be the only person who often finds people get more physically attractive the more I know them. That's certainly been the case with Nita. I've known Nita since she pretty much arrived in the UK from India over 15 years ago to work as a nurse Initially I knew her housemate and did a fair bit of work for her to get her spare room ready to rent out. Then I was asked to collect Nitas belongings from hospital accommodat...

I'm not really a festival going type. Spending a weekend pissing in an overflowing chemical toilet is more for the bucket hat wearing middle class types. However in Portsmouth, victorious is right on my doorstep. I'm not sure exactly what time it wrapped up on Saturday night but I had something to drop off right on the seafront so I waited until midnight when the hoardes had headed back to their tents just north of Pompey...

Why can't it always be like this? On Monday y I got a "like" on my profile. So took a peek at the "likers." A more mature couple only a cpl hours away so I sent over a few sentences. Late Monday night I got a reply and through the course of Tuesday and yesterday we exchanged a few messages. Long story short they are after an overnight but thought the decade and a half age difference might put me off. In fact quite the opp...

Not so long before covid I fitted a bathroom for a lady in portsmouth. It wasn't actually at her house but at her late mother's house, done in order to make the house easier to sell. We hit it off straight away but only met once as she lived somewhere near Bristol. The early signs were good, whstsapp messages ending x right from the off and things getting quite flirty/suggestive. She'd complain about her husband not payin...

I'd been messaging Sam on and off for a few years about trying to turn his missus. As I do home improvements the plans we'd worked out involved me doing some odd jobs for Sam and his wife Petra, to get to know her in their home where her guard is down. The plans came to nowt as Sam got cold feet each time which is understandable. Until yesterday all had been quiet since just after lockdown started. Four years on and Sam m...

Over Xmas my daughter, now 26 told me about some of her former school friends. A bit like a "where are they now." It was nice hearing about what they're up to. However it was Pollys where is she now that really caught my attention. Polly was always a bit of a handful, and saw school as a bit of a laugh. However she went off to college rather than staying on at sixth form which is where i lost track of her Turned out she s...

Halloween has always pretty much passed me by. Never really bought into the whole pumpkin thing and I've always been a bit of a scrooge over it. American rubbish! I'm changing my mind though as this year I was working for a lovely Singaporean couple who have only been in the uk for a couple of years. They're really throwing themselves into all things supposedly British. Yesterday was Halloween and they both worked from ho...

Months ago I posted on here about a non shagging meet with someone i knew who had recognised me from SH. Married, quite happily, but bored I suspect its a familiar tale for many men and women. We've met a few times since then, always basically the same thing. I have to park a fair walk away and to avoid loitering on their front step I simply go through the side gate and in through their kitchen door. She's always ready, w...

The first time I worked for B and her husband Len was over a decade ago. Always got on really well with them, B is one of those ladies who you don't really notice. Her face half hidden by a big mane of hair and always dressed like she's off to the WI to make jam. Always very welcoming with tea and biscuits on tap. Pretty much what you'd expect from a lovely lady around 70. Three years ago Len fell ill and B refused carers...

This happened a month ago and ive delayed posting as i wrongky assumed more was on the cards. Whilst I mostly fit bathrooms, I'm quite happy doing the handyman stuff. I work for quite a few customers with multiple homes, some are rented out, some are used as air bnb's whilst others just have homes that sit there empty. Thanks to modern communications I rarely see some customers face to face: they just send what needs doin...

I'm currently working away from home in a tiny Oxfordshire village converting their garage into a little bedroom with en suite. I've worked here a few times and know them well enough that I stay over a few nights each week. The nearest town in abingdon and I'm usually there each morning by 7 for the builders merchants to open. Yesterday there was a bit of a delay as a delivery was coming in and it meant a 10 minute wait.....