One of my dogs loves to clean my feet and legs up to my knees (and will spend hours doing it & wants nothing in return) now that is relaxing
Or I enjoy getting the oils out and painting (one day it will look like something) i'm so crap,
but you can lose yourself in it
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jellybelly
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
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Hey fruity bad news 
a friend of mine has just been diagnosed with it, after several tests etc
Question have you seen the doc or just guessing?
Because he recieved a lot of information from the quack, if you havent make sure its what youve got.
There are several versions some easily treated and are short term, others more severe and progesive. you do need to establish this with the doc
His is the progesive one but he can still do most things as before just a little slower
Hope you get the advice you need if not go back to doc and get him to explain
a friend of mine has just been diagnosed with it, after several tests etc
Question have you seen the doc or just guessing?
Because he recieved a lot of information from the quack, if you havent make sure its what youve got.
There are several versions some easily treated and are short term, others more severe and progesive. you do need to establish this with the doc
His is the progesive one but he can still do most things as before just a little slower
Hope you get the advice you need if not go back to doc and get him to explain
Quote by Colts23
again, wouldnt even put a material thing over a life..............!...........
dont think i implied that above did I???.,.....
but the title, I think, does show how it made me feel
if it were a person, trust me, i wouldnt be reacting in the same way
Hey colt most of know what you mean !! and you do not imply that material possessions are more important than life
don’t apologise for some one else’s misunderstanding
Oh I’m sorry to hear about you tragedy
Yes you’ve guessed it I’ve grown a couple of nasal hairs. 
So ladies should I pluck or not. Do you find this sexy in men?
Seriously though I see more & more body type v body type threads appearing every day!!!
So I thought this thread could be used to see who can come up with the most unusual comparison
eg: Haemorrhoids (Piles) attractive or not?
So ladies should I pluck or not. Do you find this sexy in men?
Seriously though I see more & more body type v body type threads appearing every day!!!
So I thought this thread could be used to see who can come up with the most unusual comparison
eg: Haemorrhoids (Piles) attractive or not?
Who Remembers NetAid then or who has contributed via this site to help world poverty?
Another set of concerts drawing your attention to the issues in October 1999 in London, New York & Geneva Highlighting the creation of the web site in Sept 1999
( I don’t remember Bob caring then!!!)
How many even know of the existence of the NetAid site??
How many really care??? But love to jump on the band wagon for a week when Geldof turns it into the saint Bob show!!!
25,000,000 million signatures for live8 so what
25,000,000 people registering on netaid and contributing to the long term cause
:thrilled: :thrilled: :happy: :happy:
Another set of concerts drawing your attention to the issues in October 1999 in London, New York & Geneva Highlighting the creation of the web site in Sept 1999
( I don’t remember Bob caring then!!!)
How many even know of the existence of the NetAid site??
How many really care??? But love to jump on the band wagon for a week when Geldof turns it into the saint Bob show!!!
25,000,000 million signatures for live8 so what
25,000,000 people registering on netaid and contributing to the long term cause
:thrilled: :thrilled: :happy: :happy:
Quote by garden
Some of us don't spend our entire lives on here, LOL and ROTFL or LOAO all night at witty things we've seen on the net, or the laff we had when our kids said something cute. Some of us don't give a bugger about your suntan, or your holiday plans, or your job problems, or your car, or what you can see out of your bleedin window, or your motorbike or the last sodding concert you went to.
Some of us dont spend our time compsosing such a load of crap
But enjoy that which you find so anoying So ffs stick your head where the sun etc etc
I used to be that ignorant git that walked past and looked the other way.
But after meeting my current wife I’ve learnt a lot about the joy of being human!!
My wife’s philosophy has always one patience and understanding.
When that annoying person starts a pointless conversation and you want to walk away she pointed out that they may be lonely and I’m the only person that they have spoken to all week so what’s ten minuets of your time?
When out and all the miserable buggers are scowling at you, she just smiles at them on the premise that as they don’t have a smile of there own if she gives them one of hers the world should be a better place (Amazing but it works).
:)
So now I’ll chat to any one, walk around smiling like a senile idiot, do favours with no complaint. Given up push starting people though found it easier to carry jump leads and tow rope in car at all times.
The rewards are great I now sleep well at nights and am at peace with my self . And if nobody offers to help me in return it doesn’t worry me because I now know contentment. :shock:
But after meeting my current wife I’ve learnt a lot about the joy of being human!!
My wife’s philosophy has always one patience and understanding.
When that annoying person starts a pointless conversation and you want to walk away she pointed out that they may be lonely and I’m the only person that they have spoken to all week so what’s ten minuets of your time?
When out and all the miserable buggers are scowling at you, she just smiles at them on the premise that as they don’t have a smile of there own if she gives them one of hers the world should be a better place (Amazing but it works).
:) So now I’ll chat to any one, walk around smiling like a senile idiot, do favours with no complaint. Given up push starting people though found it easier to carry jump leads and tow rope in car at all times.
The rewards are great I now sleep well at nights and am at peace with my self . And if nobody offers to help me in return it doesn’t worry me because I now know contentment. :shock:
Quote by PoloLady
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!
I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
:wink:
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
:wink:
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
:wink:
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
:wink:
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
:wink:
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxxIn answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!!
I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a 
and in the hope of 
( 
really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??Me!! I want to play !!
8-) 8-) Who told you off????U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!!
:lol: :lol: I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play.
:banghead:Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon
:wave: Rachel
:wink:
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
:wink:
See how small we can squish dambuster :lol:
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them :wink:
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty :roll:
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
:wink:
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then
: ehdougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes" :lol:
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce:????
Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
Is it me or does this thread take an age to load ,
and has the cafe slowed perhaps cos of this thread?
Gilbert
I think this thread is taking a little longer to load than the rest of the cafe which all seems fine to me
Dawn :silly:
I think maybe we should stop it now. I'm not generally known for knowing when to stop, but I am feeling a little squished now. :wink:
ok I'll stop if you stop :?:
Dawn :silly:
I've got a headache now
If you guys break this forum they'll be hell to pay!
:giggle:
I'm always in the sh*t, Mark.
It's only the depth that varies :doh:
Don't worry dambuster, I'm not scared of Mark :happy:............ (much)
Dawn :silly:
Can I quote you on that? :lol2:
Yes, just click on the word 'quote' top right and it should work
:flipa: :flipa:Just testing Dawn_mids instructions ......... :giggle:
BLOODY HELL!!!
It's a bit crowded in here....
*squeezes in and spots Dawn and Calista*
oooeeee :wave:
'scuse me......mind your feet.....pardon me........coming through........hot stuff coming through....pardon me......watch ya backs......'scuse me.........mind yerselves.......coming through
*positions himself between Calista and Dawns boobs*
Now if you ladies wouldn't mind just "jiggling" a bit I can die a happy man :mrgreen:
Ta
My god my eyes are nearly bleeding!!! :shock:
Any room for another one in here????
Clare,xxx
:wink:
There's always time for a cup of tea. There's always room for cakey-bun. And there's ALWAYS room for You :kiss:
*Clare sits on Dambusters lap and gets comfy * :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
In my dreams, Claire
:worship: :worship: :giveup:AAhh Dambuster,your a hunny :kiss:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Only on toast, Claire. Or croissant Sunday morning settling in to watch F1 :thumbup:
Jeez! Are you guys still on with this?????????????????
Which record are you trying to beat?
CA xxx
:bounce: :bounce: It really does your eyes in if you scroll up and down the page real fast. :bounce: :bounce:
I had to do it just once :D my eyes are watering and my head is bursting...
i dont think dambuster is going to get any smaller... then again, if your going to lose a few pounds being squished then im next for the middle!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: god i love these lil bouncy men!
Nic
x
Well we have succesfully managed to make the whole screen white now...
Nic you just want to be the center of attention....:bounce:
oo balls!!!......... clever clogs!
oo i am in!!! :D
Cisco, you cheeky bugger.. i do not want to be the center of attention... i just want squeezed! :bounce:
Dammie just how long are you off work? You forced me to use IE just to view this thread.
Naughty boy. :smackbottom:
WelI guess I best joining somewhere!
:? :roll:
Just to keep it going
ops: Quote by dambuster
Seeing as noone else is taking you seriously...
Parallel parking is reversing into a space between two obstructions (cars etc) so that you end up parked parallel to the kerb (ie reversing into a space on the road rather than a long one in a car park)
HTH
Mike
Thanks for that Mike.
And a very clear description.
Something I'd never really understood.
Quite embarrassing really
ops: :oops: :oops:Sorry for not answering your question but normally when someone picks on a word its to jump over your spelling or grammar :oops: