Quote by Freckledbird
so do i
:idea: why don't you ask them, then?
I kinda wondered that!
Sexlightened
:idea: why don't you ask them, then?
I kinda wondered that!
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:idea: why don't you ask them, then?
I kinda wondered that!
Sexlightened
its pretty quiet in chat atm so its not automatically sending you to server 3 all the time... I went straight into server 1 - 3 out of 4 times
Sexlightened
Quote by Arfer-n-cumalot
went logged on st8 to server 3 grey screen
l couldnt log out so logged out on user menu waited over ten minutes went back into server 1 lovely it jumped to server 3 and yet again grey screen .. came off again waited 5 mins then logged in got server 3 grey screen can you tell me wots going on please
WoW.. is that still happening?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/243201.html
take a looksie there arfer... started late last night, they don't seem to have been able to fix server 3 yet
Sexlightened
Quote by Try2
go on then add me to the list as long as its warm
They'll use that specially modified heated snow I'm sure!
Sexlightened
thebrummies spot the bathroom door...
Mrs B: "oohhh... new bathroom, shall we investigate?"
Mr B: "Do I really have a choice? You're going to look whatever I say!"
Mrs B doesn't answer... she is, as predicted, already opening the bathroom door and peering in...
Mrs B: "Its like the TARDIS in here! Only looks small from the outside, but its got half a dozen people in here, a HUGE bath, ooohhh looks like the bath has jacuzzi jets too... "
theres a pause whilst Mr B attempts to get around Mrs B and take a look for himself...
Mrs B: "Doughnuts! Chocolate eclairs... oooh... lots of cakes... someone spilt some vodka too... hey they're serving the drinks through sponges, hmmmm... "
Mrs B suddenly backs out...
Mr B: "Whats wrong??"
Mrs B: "I can't go in there... I'd never come out!!!"
Mrs B: "oohhh... new bathroom, shall we investigate?"
Mr B: "Do I really have a choice? You're going to look whatever I say!"
Mrs B doesn't answer... she is, as predicted, already opening the bathroom door and peering in...
Mrs B: "Its like the TARDIS in here! Only looks small from the outside, but its got half a dozen people in here, a HUGE bath, ooohhh looks like the bath has jacuzzi jets too... "
theres a pause whilst Mr B attempts to get around Mrs B and take a look for himself...
Mrs B: "Doughnuts! Chocolate eclairs... oooh... lots of cakes... someone spilt some vodka too... hey they're serving the drinks through sponges, hmmmm... "
Mrs B suddenly backs out...
Mr B: "Whats wrong??"
Mrs B: "I can't go in there... I'd never come out!!!"
Sexlightened
Quote by Plimboy
I'm in the same boat too.
The definition of being too old to go to a munch, is when you might bump into friends of your children - or worst still . . . . . . .
Plim
ops: :oops:
ROFL... I used to run a Girl Guide unit in Nottingham... but I forgot that those young teenagers I used to "Guide" kind grow up... ahem... :oops:
Now you've just reminded me that soon enough they'll be another situation I could run into!!!
Kinkypal.... I'd dare to suggest you're doing all the right things already and seemingly by instinct... you're showing respect, happy to chat, your profile is complete (simply putting "I wanna shag" or even not bothering instantly off-putting!) and you can string a few sentences together coherently. And as folks have already shown age is often a factor fairly low down on a lot of peoples priorities when looking for "play-mates"... hopefully see you at a group meet or munch one day?
Sexlightened
Personally I won't allow my son to have either a TV or an internet enabled PC in his bedroom...
I don't want him watching TV late at night and I'm concerned about isolating him in his bedroom where ANYONE can talk to him through his computer...
He spends time on-line in our lounge, where we can, if we wish simply glance over at the screen, actually something we rarely do, but we can.
The TV... he enjoys the shows with the nose-picking, bogeys, vomit-throwing, farting, toilet-hunour, gunge mess etc... and I have to admit I have caught myself saying "What IS this crap?"
Then I remember TISWAS amongst others... not really sooo different... and as for the jokes we used to tell at school, well, nothing on childrens TV really crosses the same line I crossed myself as a youngster...
Accents etc don't bother me, my son is aware enough to know there is a very different real world out here, in fact the internet makes our children more world aware than ever before, used with a parents knowledge (and that is up to each of us as parents to ensure) its a tool which can lead anywhere.
Soaps... none of us watch here, lol... the TV is rarely on from 7-9pm because thats about all you can find, and tbh from the trailers etc I have often thought the story-lines seem too adult to be on before 9pm... in fact if I remember correctly didn't Coronation Street have to put a series of their shows on after 9pm a couple of years ago because the story-lines were adult? (maybe I was dreaming, I dunno ) I'm guessing that as that didn't continue it wasn't deemed worth the effort in terms of viewing figures?
If our son wants to watch a soap though in our house, he's gonna find it difficult, but then, at present he shows very little interest... although at 11 he is fast becoming a teenager and I think many battles lie in the future!
sigh... I've waffled again... sorry!
I don't want him watching TV late at night and I'm concerned about isolating him in his bedroom where ANYONE can talk to him through his computer...
He spends time on-line in our lounge, where we can, if we wish simply glance over at the screen, actually something we rarely do, but we can.
The TV... he enjoys the shows with the nose-picking, bogeys, vomit-throwing, farting, toilet-hunour, gunge mess etc... and I have to admit I have caught myself saying "What IS this crap?"
Then I remember TISWAS amongst others... not really sooo different... and as for the jokes we used to tell at school, well, nothing on childrens TV really crosses the same line I crossed myself as a youngster...
Accents etc don't bother me, my son is aware enough to know there is a very different real world out here, in fact the internet makes our children more world aware than ever before, used with a parents knowledge (and that is up to each of us as parents to ensure) its a tool which can lead anywhere.
Soaps... none of us watch here, lol... the TV is rarely on from 7-9pm because thats about all you can find, and tbh from the trailers etc I have often thought the story-lines seem too adult to be on before 9pm... in fact if I remember correctly didn't Coronation Street have to put a series of their shows on after 9pm a couple of years ago because the story-lines were adult? (maybe I was dreaming, I dunno
) I'm guessing that as that didn't continue it wasn't deemed worth the effort in terms of viewing figures?If our son wants to watch a soap though in our house, he's gonna find it difficult, but then, at present he shows very little interest... although at 11 he is fast becoming a teenager and I think many battles lie in the future!
sigh... I've waffled again... sorry!
Sexlightened
Or abstain from everything, of course, but that would really be no fun at all.
I've never run my life accirding to whats "best" or "healthiest" for me... as a result I have eaten and tried food from around the world, including insects, bugs, brains and soft-boiled eggs :shock:, t-bone steak whilst it was "banned" (ahem,"honest Mr Butcher, its for the dog!" :P ) due to "increased risk of CJD", intensive farmed fish and chicken, free-range and organic products and enjoyed the experience of EVERYTHING...
I have parachuted, rock-climbed with no safety rope (speed-climbing), never worn safety pads, helmet, shin pads etc when roller-skating and cycling, been on a motorbike in mini-skirt and chemise-top, no helmet, fallen off a cliff (ok, that was an accident
), hitch-hiked, spent a night on the pennines with only a bar of chocolate and bivouac sack in freezing fog (ummm, we got lost ), spent 2 weeks over christmas and new year cycling round the lake district... WITHOUT MOBILE PHONES!!! (actually, at the time they weren't exactly widely available, but people take it sooo much for granted), met people from phone lines, internet that I didn't know and invited them to my own home, approached a rottweiler I didn't know.... good grief, the list goes on... the amount of things I wouldn't have done if "I only knew what was good for me"...BUT, I've LIVED... I've enjoyed myself... yes, I've taken risks... and yes I will continue to do so... for me, life wouldn't be worth living without the "riskier" side of it being there... I'm aware of what I do, and when I take a "risk", I accept that, and any consequences... If whilst swinging I come into contact, or contract an STD, I will deal with it, by attending a GUM clinic I will know relatively quickly and for most a course of anti-biotics will sort it... I can't have children any more so for me that isn't an issue, and even if it was ever confirmed that I contracted HIV, catching it early nowadays, as with many things, improves your chances more than ten-fold... there are people who were diagnosed HIV over 10 years ago who have never (yet) gone to full-blown AIDS, we simply still don't know enough...
But I'm enjoying life... my way...
Sexlightened
Quote by cu3b4ll
As for a excuse for not wanting the vehicle how do you explain the marks down the passenger door like venom strikes from a snake (all be it one eyed ).
Or the dents in the bonnet and stiletto marks on the roof lining
ALL good reasons for not wanting the car...
YOU: "If it gets into that state after just 24 hours, how is it going to stand up to my use after a week? Nahhh... No good for me mate" as you pass the keys back to the dealer...
Sexlightened
Quote by Dawnie
and yet I can put a cock in my mouth
You can? Looking forward to the 26th more than ever!
Unc you really are heading for a
:lol2:Promises promises... looks like you're in for an interesting time Unc! :twisted:
Sexlightened
Quote by flower411
Interesting really that my original idea was that this thread was supposed to discuss what we thought about the "waste" side of things !!
But it`s turned into an animal welfare thread !!
How jolly English of us !!:lol:
actually... gotta admit.. when you see a single rocket on sale for £40 + for a 10 second display you do wonder why... I can think of MANY more enjoyable things to spend £40 on... AND they generally (ahem) last longer!!!
Sexlightened
getting older....
who?
me?
nooooo.....
I simply find denial works best...
Although one major advantage is I care a hell of a lot less about what others think now than I did as a teen and in my early 20's... therefore I enjoy life a LOT more... :P
who?
me?
nooooo.....
I simply find denial works best...
Although one major advantage is I care a hell of a lot less about what others think now than I did as a teen and in my early 20's... therefore I enjoy life a LOT more... :P
Sexlightened
8. You keep spare ‘sensible’ clothes in the car in case you break down.
hah! forget the swinging side of it... I sometimes go to collect Mr B from Rugby at around 4-5am, and to spice up the meet went in seamed stockings and suspenders, crotchless knickers and a cami-top... didn't even bother with a jacket, it was Summer, nice and warm and if the odd truck driver spotted me so what!
Happily driving along the M6 south from birmingham when some idiot ahead decided to cross all three lanes of the motorway then suddenlt weave back, causing the 3 lorries behind to have to take evasive action, ended with one jack-knifing across the motorway effectively bringing it to a standstill...
No-one hurt... but I could go nowhere... and as a witness...
Ummm...
Funny how many truckers were there within half an hour!
Sexlightened
Quote by Marya_Northeast
Manner is....
Going to a chinese restaurant... sitting down... they give you a basket of prawn crackers... and a menu... You decide to not order... but ask.. "can we take the crackers.. plz"!!!!
Not that i would know
Ask Marya!!
:lol:
Oooooooooh!
Actually I don't think we even asked did we??? :lol:
regardless, this is yours -
DAMN! I never thought of that! I've just been round to our chinese to get some prawn crackers because it was the only item I didn't have in for tea... and I PAID for them!!!Sod my lack of manners!!!
Sexlightened
We have 7 cats, they can come and go as they please through a cat-flap and are all wanderers who simply use us to prvide heat and food... ahhh but we love 'em!
It seems since New Year 2000 that its become a thing to have fireworks on New Years eve... as pointed out for pet owners this means having to stay in to keep your pet company and reassure them that the world isn't about to crash down upon them, for us it simply means making sure all the cats are in the house, they don't get bothered by them most of the time, unless its the huge noisy rockets, but again if they're inside with us they just curl up a little closer than normal.
I don't overly mind... I love fireworks, and I chose to have the responsibility and therefore sometimes constraint of owning a pet... BUT I do hate the fact that it now seems that we get no peace from about 3 weeks before bonfire night until about a week after New Year... nearly 3 months out of every year where if we had a nervous pet that needed sedation we would have to stay at home and have that medicine on hand? Grrrrr... inconsiderate and un-needed...
The two weeks surrounding bonfire night and then New Years is enough... I'd support a white paper making it illegal to set fireworks off outside of these dates!
It seems since New Year 2000 that its become a thing to have fireworks on New Years eve... as pointed out for pet owners this means having to stay in to keep your pet company and reassure them that the world isn't about to crash down upon them, for us it simply means making sure all the cats are in the house, they don't get bothered by them most of the time, unless its the huge noisy rockets, but again if they're inside with us they just curl up a little closer than normal.
I don't overly mind... I love fireworks, and I chose to have the responsibility and therefore sometimes constraint of owning a pet... BUT I do hate the fact that it now seems that we get no peace from about 3 weeks before bonfire night until about a week after New Year... nearly 3 months out of every year where if we had a nervous pet that needed sedation we would have to stay at home and have that medicine on hand? Grrrrr... inconsiderate and un-needed...
The two weeks surrounding bonfire night and then New Years is enough... I'd support a white paper making it illegal to set fireworks off outside of these dates!
Sexlightened
Something Mr B said to me one morning after a long night in a great hotel in Wales.. I don't think he was very happy with me at the time... ahem...
"You fell asleep!"
ummmmmm....
"You fell asleep!"
ummmmmm.... Sexlightened
there is a scheme called "Fastest" which run clinic in many towns and cities... they do a complete and thorough screening without you needing to go to an official GUM clinic, this is done without the need for a name and address...
Its run by the Terrence Higgins Trust and offers all the couselling etc you get from any GUM clinic, they are seeing more and more people coming to them for privacy reasons and state categorically that they will not share any information about you with anyone without your express permission.
Its run by the Terrence Higgins Trust and offers all the couselling etc you get from any GUM clinic, they are seeing more and more people coming to them for privacy reasons and state categorically that they will not share any information about you with anyone without your express permission.
Sexlightened
I remember my son in Year 2 at school, age 6 doing his first big history project about the victorians, he was really enjoying learning about how different life was especially for children, I was telling him a little about my own childhood, emphasizing the differences in just a single generation, no mobile phones, the old Amstrad cassette computers, sinclair, spaghetti junction being opened (we live next to it), the corkscrew at Alton Towers being one of the most terrifying white-knuckle rides in Europe and being one of the first to go on it... etc... etc...
He listened avidly, then asked:
"So did you ever get to meet Queen Victoria then Mummy?"
I pointed out that Queen Victoria had died in 1901 only to hear the reply:
"Were you still a little girl then?"
... and I simply couldn't answer... suddenly seeing myself through my 6 year olds eyes as an "old person"
:shock:
He listened avidly, then asked:
"So did you ever get to meet Queen Victoria then Mummy?"
I pointed out that Queen Victoria had died in 1901 only to hear the reply:
"Were you still a little girl then?"
... and I simply couldn't answer... suddenly seeing myself through my 6 year olds eyes as an "old person"
:shock:
Sexlightened
Woohoooo!!!
Mr B would like to point out that Mrs B has a near phobia about snow, so for her to be saying "hey I'd love to go!!" is pretty amazing!
Mr B believes everyone will recognise Mrs B as she'll be the one stepping around and actually trying to avoid the snow!
Mr B would like to point out that Mrs B has a near phobia about snow, so for her to be saying "hey I'd love to go!!" is pretty amazing!
Mr B believes everyone will recognise Mrs B as she'll be the one stepping around and actually trying to avoid the snow!
Sexlightened
Quote by thevillians
Oh well i have just failed th eye test,,
i have just had surgery on my left eye,and i can wait to see the test better..
and knowing my luck when i do have an eye test again .the person doing the eye test isnt gonna be my type of person to fancy..:D:D:D:D
ROFL... last time I had an eye test, person doing it had been eating garlic! YUK! glad I'm not a vampire!
Sexlightened
I can't see myself being upset at anything tbh... I mean, if someone simply ISN'T turned on by the fact that I'm white, or a brunette, or not a size 6 then why waste my time responding to them?
I'd rather know if I'm simply looking for a "play-mate"... on the other hand, if someone purposefully ignored me in a general chat room where everyone was having a laugh etc simply because I have brown eyes THEN I'd be upset!
I'd rather know if I'm simply looking for a "play-mate"... on the other hand, if someone purposefully ignored me in a general chat room where everyone was having a laugh etc simply because I have brown eyes THEN I'd be upset!
Sexlightened
Ummm... I lurrve my slippers... the old-style tartan mens ones £3 from ASDA! (and its MRS B saying this!!!)
You know you are getting old though when...
You may have heard the rumor that life begins at fifty. Maybe it's true but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. And I can’t remember the other two.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun--and fun is a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that unfortunately a little late for a guy to get those odds?
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.
You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
When an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started
You know you are getting old though when...
You may have heard the rumor that life begins at fifty. Maybe it's true but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory. And I can’t remember the other two.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun--and fun is a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that unfortunately a little late for a guy to get those odds?
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle.
You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.
You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
When an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started
Sexlightened
I've actually been told off by friends because I haven't answered my phone! Then the look on their faces when i say "I left it at home, didn't even think about it, sorry"... absolute astonishment, they can't believe I can leave the house without my mobile!!
One point though, when I told my sons school that I didn't want them to have my mobile number, they weren't happy... I was told that I was almost negligent towards my childs safety... what if he became ill, had an accident? My reply... you have my home number, my works number, his dads work number, my neighbours number and their work numbers, in fact my next door neighbour works at the school, if you can't cope with my son if he has an accident then I'm not sure I'm happy with you having him at all! FFS, what did people do only 10-20 years ago without them!
One point though, when I told my sons school that I didn't want them to have my mobile number, they weren't happy... I was told that I was almost negligent towards my childs safety... what if he became ill, had an accident? My reply... you have my home number, my works number, his dads work number, my neighbours number and their work numbers, in fact my next door neighbour works at the school, if you can't cope with my son if he has an accident then I'm not sure I'm happy with you having him at all! FFS, what did people do only 10-20 years ago without them!
Sexlightened
Quote by Philfuller
The trouble with going shopping in the middle of the night is that they'll have sealed off the drinks section
HA! theres someone who hasn't been midnight/early morning shopping for a while... the majority (apparently tyhere are 7 Tescos in the UK that don't have the license) of 24 hour supermarkets now have a license to sell alcohol 24/7 ... Not gonna comment as to what I think of this...
I have spent many a night not able to sleep.. BUT I love it, once you accept it you get sooo much done... housework, ironing etc, I've learnt over the years to revel in my bouts of insomnia, stressing only makes it worse.
Good luck though
