I settled back into my comfy chair to watch the news on TV, a cup of hot chocolate in my hand. My phone went. It was almost midnight, who would call me at this hour? 'Unknown caller', announced the screen. I answered it. "Hello?" No answer, just heavy breathing. I went to hang up, but the devil in me told me to have some fun. "Is this a dirty phone call?" There was a long silence, then a man's voice said; "Yes." A little...

The bar was almost empty. As expected, it was early. I had eaten, I would have one drink then go to my room, write my report and then spend the rest of the evening reading or watching TV. I was in a hotel, a good one. Loaded with facilities but devoid of any character. A typical business hotel. After a day's work, I was not usually very sociable, so my routine was almost always the same. Almost. Occasionally I would have...

Sunday morning. My wife, tousled from sleep, but as desirable as the day we met, more so if anything, lay on her right side, raised on one elbow, watching me wank. I like to wank, she likes to watch. She loves what she calls; "The joyous explosion." of spunk. I also like to watch her masturbate. I like the look of excsasy on her face when she comes, the tension in her body as she reaches her peak, then dissipating as the...

I was born on the day that Elizabeth became Queen. Not Elizabeth the first, I'm not that old! 26th February 1952. My parents were rich. Not loaded, but certainly well off. Like most of their class, they had wanted a boy. Not that there was a title to inherit, they just wanted a son. They decided that raising me to marry well, was the best alternative. I was sent to private schools, and yes, I had a pony. I was sent to a c...

They had a car of course. It took about twenty five minutes to drive into the city centre. Angus drove around pointing out the sights. I have to say, it's a handsome city, but forgive me Aberdonians, it's just another city. Nor was I interested in being a tourist, I was interested in getting fucked. I had a craving that could only be satisfied in one way. Angus eventually parked in a car park close to the station and we w...

In fact he texted her my room number. The bedside clock showed that we had been in the room for only thirty minutes. During which, I had enjoyed two massive orgasms. A few minutes later there was a soft tap at the door. Angus padded naked to open it, his semi waving before him. I covered myself with the duvet, wondering why I did it, whoever walked through that door was going to fuck me. She was wearing the towelling robe...

If, like me, your main reason for reading stories on S.H, is masturbation, my last story was too long. If you waded through it, thank you. If you gave it a thumbs up, thank you thank you. According to Google, the average wank lasts eight minutes and the average reading speed is 250 words per minute. My maths makes that 2000 words. In future therefore, my stories will be broken down into wank-sized pieces. I was asked to s...

My wife Sarah, is a self confessed cumslut, spunkoholic if you prefer. She rejoices in the stuff. Fortunately, I produce lots. I discovered her fetish on our first date. We had both been married previously and when we were too young. Following my acrimonious divorce, I had been wary of making the same mistake twice and had not had sex with a woman since, instead reacquainting my cock with my hand. How I met Sarah is irrel...

One of my favourite porn features, is the creampie clean up. It seems to have become very popular amongst amateurs, but it has been around for much longer in pro porn. I always intended to try it, certainly my sexy wife Sue would have had no objection. But always, after my orgasm, the urge went away. Sue had no such hangups and was always ready and willing to suck my cock clean after a fuck, whichever hole it had been in....

This is based on real events, but it happened back in 2002, so it has probably improved with keeping. For this reason, I have not posted it as fact. Why am I telling it now? All will be revealed in a later posting. For obvious reasons, names and locations have been changed. Leon. I rolled off, panting. It had been my second coming. Sue had probably had four or five. Lucky her, was there a limit to how many times a woman c...